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Date Posted: 11:31:59 10/05/01 Fri
Author: kenamom
Subject: Meanwhile Kenamom opens her eyes inside the giant alien craft
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "There's a message being transmitted from the mountains!" on 06:56:26 10/05/01 Fri

"I demand you let me go!" she yells to no one. "Come and face me you chicken"

She stands after a minute and looks around. All seems quiet for a moment then she hears something. Slowly moving towards the door where the sound is coming from she puts her hand to her ear. Like thats going to help someone hear but they do it in all the bad B movies. kenamom's eye's widen as she recognises the sound.

"Thats a noromo giggle. They must have found KS, I know its KS because kande doesn't giggle." kenamom whispers to herself,which is really stupid because 1)no one is there to hear her and 2)if the aliens heard her she would get caught.

With a quick movement kenamom steps through the door, prepared for a battle. She quickly views the room to find KS stretched out on a lumpy couch holding a large botttle.

"hhhheeeeeyyyyyy Mayor kebamom, how ya doin?!" kande smiles as she see's the mayor enter. She trys to stand but trips over her own feet and falls back on to the couch. She then takes another swig from the bottle.

"KS, what have they done to you?" kenamom steps closer to her and starts to look for signs of experimentation.

"wwhoooo, thhe guy? he hath been sooo nice...he gave me some of my fav dwink" KS slobbers out and she hold us the almost empty bottle. "itss soooo good, reminds me of my yottthhhh"

Kenamom reads the bottle, "Boones County Strawberry Feilds" she shakes her head. "oh geez"

kenamom then takes the bottle from KS and starts to shake her. "we have to get out of here KS, do you ubderstand?"

"nnoooo problemo" KS spits out "there is only one alien on board and he pathed out in the odder room, seems the littel bugger can't hold their boooonnes very well"

"Seems noromo's can't either, well then how about we take over the ship and head back to Shipperville?"

KS then jumps up from the couch and heads to the cockpit. She sits down at the controls and flips off the auto-pilot.

"um KS, amybe you better let me drive, you have had a bit too much to drink."

"no worrrries s'mayor. got it under co..con...control."

Before kenamom could object KS has spun the ship around and was heading towards SHipperville city limits. She momentarily lost control of the ship when she spotted kandes klub neon sign and began to clap her hands. She does a couple of turns and flips, then takes the ship down to the single lane driveway to the club. With a thud she lands the craft ont he ground then she hits the gas. The ship shoots forward and crashes into the rear of Bubba's ship which was parked in the driveway.

Kenamom finally manages to pick herself up off the floor, dusts herself off and shakes her head.

"Bubba is going to kick your ass but good!"

The two head to the rear of teh ship looking for the exit, passing the bathroom where a green (suppose to be grey) alien is curled up around the toilet.

"thee, told ya they cant hold thier boones" KS giggles.

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Replies:

KS throws open the door to the klub -- Kande's Sis, 08:43:21 10/06/01 Sat
- Looking around the room, -- CW, 19:40:00 10/06/01 Sat
  - Seeing by the glow-in-the-dark hands on her Felix the Cat wristwatch... -- kande, who really does have such a watch, 03:53:14 10/08/01 Mon
    - A scratching can be heard on the door of the closet -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:56 10/08/01 Mon