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Date Posted: 07:55:16 05/04/02 Sat
Author: Sister Sue Vera
Subject: Chester needs your Prayers!!!

...not to mention some Bail Bucks. Poor, Dear Chester.

In Christian Love, he tried to show that 5-year-old Hellbound Hellhound all of the vile tattoos he was forced to suffer in prison to keep her on the straight 'n narrow, and do you know what? She had the nerve to run off screeching like a banshee (obviously, because she does not Desire to become Saved!)

Worse (and this is shocking) she again screamed about "Wankers!" when she KNOWS that "member" is the Proper and Godly term for...whatever it is that I hear referred to.

Chester, BE STRONG!!!

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Thank you, Sister Sue Vera. Your unflagging support brings a tear to my eye. And I am touched to hear that the Church's Sisterhood has scheduled a bake sale to help raise cash so I can get bailed out of this cockroach-infested jail cell. But still, I remain perplexed... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 09:50:52 05/04/02 Sat
- I am innocent of this paternity accusation, just as... -- Elder Berry, 07:49:38 05/05/02 Sun
  - I have, I admit it. And now I weep (Just Like Jesus Did!) -- Sister Sue Vera, 09:24:01 05/05/02 Sun
    - I think someone.... -- Elder Berry, 06:22:32 05/06/02 Mon
      - Ewww, what a gross thought! I nearly heaved... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 07:26:57 05/06/02 Mon
        One word does - Delectable! (NT) -- GrammaR Sue Vera, 08:37:09 05/06/02 Mon
        Delectable... yes, that's the word the Chinese use to describe "scrumptious" water beetles. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 13:30:34 05/06/02 Mon
        You people are always so quick to reference.... -- Elder Berry, 14:37:25 05/06/02 Mon
        When in truth.... -- Satan, 14:55:49 05/06/02 Mon
    - DEAR POOR SUE...I STILL LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE.. (NT) -- DEATH, 13:54:32 05/06/02 Mon
      - You're not gonna get me, Baby Maggie! (NT) -- Sister Sue Vera, 14:56:52 05/06/02 Mon
        OH YOU WILL BE MINE IN THE END SUE...THEY ARE ALL MINE IN THE END.. (NT) -- DEATH, 15:22:21 05/06/02 Mon
- I can assure you Chester, my good man, she is no child of mine. -- Satan, 13:52:07 05/06/02 Mon
  - I heard that Chester told her... -- Sister Sue Vera, 14:59:17 05/06/02 Mon
    - And you eat hot dogs with him? -- Satan, 18:25:02 05/06/02 Mon
      - Mama always said to watch out for mice -- Sister Sue Vera, 08:23:26 05/07/02 Tue

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