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Date Posted: 10:12:06 09/30/01 Sun
Author: SusieQ
Subject: How about some laughs?

Here's something that someone sent met this morning. I thought you might all get a kick out of it.


SEX MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is amazing SEX math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes about a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun (& it's about sex).

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex .........(try for more than once but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

Add 5. (for Friday Night)

Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)


I'll wait while you get the calculator................


If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751....

If you haven't, add 1750 ..........

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if you remember)

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are your age.

IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?

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