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Date Posted: 20:18:41 01/05/00 Wed
Author: thedumbdance
Author Host/IP: ocalflifanb-as-2-r1-ip-649.atlantic.net / 209.208.10.141
Subject: An interview with Cyndi Lauper's tube sock
In reply to: Mars 's message, "Familiar News" on 16:31:11 01/05/00 Wed

Last night
I caught
The tail end
Of a Barbara Walters'
Interview
With Cyndi Lauper's
Tube sock.
It was pink.
And it spoke cottonly,
Unless criticized
About its
Salvation Army origins,
When it would
Become very abrasive
And try to gag
Ms. Walters,
Cursing at her
In four-letter
Sock curse words.
Today,
In some all
Too familiar news,
A pre-school
In somewhere in America
Fell victim
To a few
Renegade toddlers
Armed with Pokemon
Tube socks.
They took over
The playground
In a blitzkrieg
Of tiny violence
And Japanese curse words,
Pikachu yellow.
Mothers everywhere
Will soon be burning
All their Cyndi Lauper
Albums.

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