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Bill Nye the Science Guy -- (TV Show)

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Chris

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Date Posted: 14:33:13 08/30/01 Thu

(The following is a transcript from a popular children's telivision show. Words in quotation marks should be acompanied by the main character making quotation mark gestures with his fingers. This is based on an actual show which is the best TV show ever.)

(opening theme starts)
Bill Nye the Science Guy

Biiilllllll Nye.... the Science Guy

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

Intertia is a property of matter

Bill Nye..... the Science Guy

Science RULES!

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

Bill Nye the Science Guy

(theme ends)

(Bill Nye enters wearing lab coat and wacky expression)

Alot of people think that lightening is caused by, "angry gods," or, "magical spells," or even, "crazy vampires trying to kill each other." But really lightening is caused by ELECTRICITY!

(ominous thunder)

In fact, there's enough ELECTRICITY in a single bolt of lighting to light up a whole city for a week!

(happy lightining bolt hits Bill's lab, all the lights get brighter)

WOW! That's alot of ELECTRICITY!

(voice off stage)Um.... Bill.

ELECTRICITY Rules!

(voice off stage)Bill.

Science Rules!

(voice off stage)Bill.

What?

(voice off stage)You're on fire.

(cut to commercial)

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