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Date Posted: 19:37:59 03/19/00 Sun
Author: Amy
Subject: Re: Dedicated to the Grocery Baggers Acrossed America
In reply to: JPadre 's message, "Re: Dedicated to the Grocery Baggers Acrossed America" on 12:00:32 03/19/00 Sun

> I would just like to say, that I'm honored to recieve
> this award for bagger of the millenium, or whatever
> the hell it is. I'd like to thank all the little
> people... errr.. wait, there is no one below me, well
> maybe the janitors, but since they're illegals I don't
> think they count. And for the record, I'm not 6'4,
> 180 lbs... that's just disgusting... try adding 40
> lbs. and you'll be right on. Well, I used to be 180,
> but I get lots of tips for my excellent service, and I
> like to spend that money on Chee-tos and Hostess
> Cupcakes.
> I'd like to thank my mom and dad for... well, nothing
> actually, anyway I'm not going to thank the Lord for
> this award, because I find it hard to believe that he
> "granted" me the ability to bag groceries fast enough
> to get on Letterman. I'd also like to say that I'm
> sorry I couldn't make it to the Awards Show, and
> you're probably wondering why I'm accepting this award
> via satellite from my home as I sit in a wheelchair.
> In the parking lot the other day, I saved little
> Timmy's life, but unfortunately I got hit by a Buick.
> That's right, I said a Buick. In a strange twist, i
> actually pushed Timmy to safety, where he was hit by a
> Winnebago... ouch. As for my return to MLB, I didn't
> think anyone noticed I was gone. When does baseball
> season start??

OK, lets set the record staright here guys....it WASNT little Timmy, it was little Elliot and as far as using that extra money for Cheetos or whatever he said he was eating this week, he was using that extra money to buy calling cards to get in touch with long lost ppl he hasnt spoken to in, hmmm....well, quite a while. As far as the weight thing goes, glad to know I'm not the only one who got it wrong this week and how come he didnt get the same line "how soon they forget"??? Lets see, it wasnt a Buick guys, he lied, it was a Cavalier that hit him because the person driving was too busy talking and letting someone know that they do NOT have an accent.
Now that the record has been set straight maybe we will all sleep a little bit better, nice try Bagger Boy....

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