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Date Posted: 12:51:16 09/16/02 Mon
Author: Henry
Subject: ...whatcha gonna do with a drunken sailor...

...the middle aged going on elderly man walked in, shirtless with raggy shorts, bald head glinting in the sun. a large belly bulged and rumpled over the shorts, giving him the appearence of having swallowed a medium sized boulder. he was striken with a 'disease hunger' of sorts, and his modo was alon the lines of, "live to eat, don't eat to live", the oppisite of the way it was stated by its creater. of course, fate would have it that he lacked money. whenever a coin was indeed earned he bought either drink or luxery with it, meaning the following were what he got, in order of preference:

-Floscre `A greasy, fried suger pastry
-Honey Bun `A quite stick pastry
-Doughnut `An odd, ring like pastry with icing
-Wine `a spiced, alchoholic beverage
-Honey Cakes 'Small patties of honey and cakey bread
-Any thing else fried or sugary

Unfortionately, his love of wine boarded on drunkness, just as his love of desserts boarded on obssesion.


((OCC-You probably think I'm weird...Hehe, I was doing a religion fast thing so I'm hungry. I thought a hungry character would be stupid so I made him sortta a poor drunk person. Oh well, I'm pitiful.))

OCC NAME-Potato

((I'm serious about the name.))

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