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Date Posted: 13:44:11 03/22/02 Fri
Author: Silver
Subject: Fuh-nee

Scene: Gym class, most teams playing vollyball. My team is, however, sitting out because we're so awesome. Anyway, I sit on the floor in the lotus position, for no other reason than I like sitting that way. Because the gym teachers have horrible taste in music and they play afformentioned bad music during class, I close my eyes in an attempt to block it out. Sounds stupid, but it works.

So I sit, hands folded in my lap, enjoying the pretty colours behind my eyelids and what few songs I can remember in entirety. Then this girl on one of the playing teams starts freaking out.

Girl:"Stop doing that voodoo shit! Quit it right this minute! You freaking me! Stop doing tha' voodoo shit! (exact quote.)

I ignore her, too wrapped up in my pretty colours and songs to notice anyway.

She leaves the game IN PROGRESS, that HER team is playing, to pull on my hair and yell at me.

Me: "I'm not doing anything.."
Girl: Yes you are! You a witch!*stomps back to her team*
Boys sitting out near me: "Who loves god? WE love god!" (exact quote, I didn't get it either.)

I return to my earlier position, this time with my hands on the floor infront of me.

Girl: *repeats her earlier actions* "Hey, dyke!"
Other girls on my team: "Hey, you're a lesbian, aren't you?"
Me(not liking the whole closet thing):Uh, bisexual actually..
Girl: "Who you like? Johnna, right?!"
Me: "No, I don't like Johnna" (Johnna is a girl in my class that I once remarked was cute.)
Girl: "Who you like then?!"
Me: "That's none of your business."
Girl:"Hell yeah it is my damn business! Fuck you too!" *stomps back to her game, still in progress*

I am never going to understand the people at my school.

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Replies:

oh, God. -- pseudo nym, 10:25:44 03/23/02 Sat
- My thoughts exactly -- Silver, 12:21:28 03/23/02 Sat
  - Re: My thoughts exactly -- existi, 12:50:15 03/23/02 Sat
    - Noo... -- Silver, 16:11:12 03/23/02 Sat
      - Sounds like my kind of guy. -- existi, 11:28:23 03/25/02 Mon
        my grade six priciple was really tall and wore loud skinny ties and a leather jacket. -- spook, 17:00:56 03/26/02 Tue
        My high school principal's name was Mr. Smiley. (NT) -- pseudo nym, 17:02:39 03/26/02 Tue
Whee -- Toffly, 16:42:41 03/24/02 Sun
- It also oddly reminded me of my own Jr. high past. -- pseudo nym, 17:36:37 03/24/02 Sun
Re: Well, damn. -- rueyeet, 10:58:08 03/25/02 Mon
Wow. -- Blu, 22:14:09 03/25/02 Mon
- in grade twelve the afore mentioned mr.monotone and the preps etc. called me and my frendz JOVIES.. -- spoOk, 17:07:50 03/26/02 Tue
  - maybe it was juvies? -- Silver, 18:26:06 03/26/02 Tue
    - i think it would have to be the last idea. -- spoOk, 16:41:25 03/27/02 Wed
- We're all surrounded by assholes at one point in our lives -- Silver, 18:22:40 03/26/02 Tue
  - Re: We're all surrounded by assholes at one point in our lives -- existi, 11:56:31 03/27/02 Wed
    - :P -- SPOOK, 16:45:27 03/27/02 Wed
    - Someone had to say it. Might as well be Exist the WindowLicker� -- Blu, 14:12:12 03/30/02 Sat
    - Re: Hah! -- rueyeet, 10:34:26 04/01/02 Mon
      - im at home!...i even have my own water dish!*grin* (NT) -- spooknik, 17:26:23 04/02/02 Tue
  - Yes, but we're not always a captive audience. -- Blu, 14:10:43 03/30/02 Sat

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