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Date Posted: 00:06:56 04/18/03 Fri
Author: sleepy cookie
Subject: my grandmother's much the same
In reply to: Silver 's message, "a story that is either funny or depressing" on 19:53:17 04/17/03 Thu

things i've caught my grandmother stealing: (keep in mind, i see her once every 3 years or so) cigarettes, a bag of oranges from a farmer, a leather jacket she gave to me as a graduation present, jewelry, incence burners, "paraphernalia", socks,switchblades (she stole from ME!!) and some other junk.
my grandma is not senile. she is however doped up on a heady mix of: cheap coffee, cheaper cigs, prescription meds, salami and cheese, pure bitch evil, methadone, and heroin.

you think i'm kidding, but i'm not.

honestly, it's hilarious. it just sounds sad.

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  • your gran is a hood. (NT) -- existi, 17:37:23 04/18/03 Fri

  • Oy -- Mother Evol, 17:18:43 05/02/03 Fri

  • Oy -- Mother Evol, 17:19:48 05/02/03 Fri


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