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Date Posted: 04:53:22 04/28/15 Tue
Author: Fred
Subject: I rented a place to the Starbucks couple for four years!!
In reply to: Jade 's message, "2 idiot stories" on 09:07:29 11/29/01 Thu

Believe it or not, I had Ed& Sherry Skwarek renting one of my properties for four years! My story also ends up with a lawsuit due to a toilet issue!! This time they werent the ones sueing!!!! Totally the wackiest couple of all time.
Believe it or not he works as Vice president at Advocis.

,>-Idiot Story-
>
>A Mexican jail warden fell to his death while spying
>on couples during
>their conjugal visits, crashing down next to a
>Nicaraguan prisoner and
>his wife having sex, local media reported on Tuesday.
>
>Raul Zarate Diaz, prison warden in Tapachula, on
>Mexico's southern
>border with Guatemala, fell 23 feet (7 metres) to his
>death after
>tripping on a skylight looking over the conjugal
>visits section, La
>Cronica newspaper and InfoRed radio said.
>
>The warden had with him binoculars and a pornographic
>magazine, La
>Cronica said, citing local law enforcement sources.
>
>An official answering the phone at the prison told
>Reuters on Tuesday
>that police were investigating but refused to provide
>further details.
>
>The prisoner who was interrupted attempted to start a
>riot, but the
>intent was squelched by prison security, the newspaper
>said.
>***
>-Idiot Story-
>
>A Toronto man is suing Starbucks Corp. for $2.2
>million after a faulty
>restaurant toilet seat allegedly crushed his penis
>during a romantic
>weekend getaway.
>
>"It's a terrible thing that happened," said Sherrie
>Skwarek, wife of
>Edward Skwarek, both 37.
>
>"It was supposed to be a romantic holiday."
>
>Skwarek's lawyer, Richard Robbins, confirmed in New
>York yesterday they
>had filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court last
>Friday against the
>coffee giant.
>
>"Our client, Edward Skwarek, was in a seated position
>on the toilet when
>he turned to retrieve the toilet paper in back of the
>seat when the seat
>shifted causing his penis to be caught and crushed
>between the seat and
>the bowl," said Robbins.
>
>The suit alleges the coffee house was careless in
>"allowing a defective
>toilet seat to remain open ... causing a hazardous and
>unsafe condition
>.. in its public restrooms."
>
>Skwarek, a government financial worker, claimed that
>the incident took
>place on Aug. 20, 1999, at a Starbucks in the Chelsea
>district of
>Manhattan where he and his wife Sherrie dropped in for
>some coffee.
>
>Answering the couple's door last night, Sherrie said
>their lawyer
>advised them not to comment on the matter. Her husband
>remained in a
>back area of the Bathurst St.-St.Clair Ave. area home
>as Sherrie spoke
>to a Toronto Sun reporter and photographer on the
>stoop, describing the
>incident as traumatic and embarrassing for both of
>them.
>
>The suit claims that as a result of Starbucks'
>carelessness, Skwarek
>suffered a "crushed penis, Peyronie's disease,
>retrograde ejaculation
>with consequent substantial reduction in sperm count,
>infertility,
>severe bruising to his penis and sexual function
>impairment."
>
>Peyronie's disease usually causes deviation of the
>erect penis to one
>side.
>
>Skwarek seeks $1.45 million in damages and his wife
>$750,000 Cdn because
>she has been "deprived of his services."
>
>Alan Gulick, a spokesman at Starbucks in Seattle,
>where the company is
>based, said Starbucks does not comment on pending
>litigation.

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