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Date Posted: 06:02:26 09/10/01 Mon
Author: Jade
Subject: Best Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work

They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to.

I was working smarter - not harder.

Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.

I wasn�t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

I�m in the management training program.

I�m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan
(SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me
attend.

This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed
about work!

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work
related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice
Yoga?

Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.

The coffee machine is broken....

Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won�t wear off.

Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!

I wasn�t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens
without my hands.

The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing
dead to avoid getting shot.

Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.

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