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Date Posted: 06:17:32 09/10/01 Mon
Author: Jade
Subject: Amish And The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together
again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what
it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then as these numbers began to light in reverse order. The walls
opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to his son, "Go get your Mother."

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