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Date Posted: 11:43:03 07/15/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject: joke

One day a cowboy was out riding the range when he was captured by hostile Indians. "You have three days to live", they said. "Then we are going to kill you. You will die a a slow, agonizing death. But on each of the three days before we kill you, we'll grant you one wish. We'll give you anything you want within reason. So what is your first wish?"

"Well, the cowboy said, "I'd like to talk to my horse". That seemed easy enough, so the Indians brought the horse over and the cowboy whispered something in his ear. The horse whinnied, nodded his head, and trotted off, to reappear later with a pretty blond woman who he brought to the tent where his owner was confined.

"Stupid white man", sneered the Indians, "With death so close all he can think of is sex."

The next day, the Indians asked for his wish, and he asked for his horse again. Once again, the cowboy whispered in his ear and the horse trotted off. This time the horse returned with a good-looking redhead riding.

The Indians shook their heads in amazement. "Can you believe this white man?" they asked one another, "He dies in two days, and he can't get his mind off sex!"

On the third day, the Indians asked for his final wish, and once more he asked for his horse. This time the Indians heard him shouting into his horse's ear "Get it straight this time, you stupid nag! I said POSSE! that's P-O-S-S-E , got it?"

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