joke -- The Mad Wee Wee

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 11:48:37 07/15/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject:

joke

How Many Republicans Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Four hundred and seventy one:
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,
23 to deregulate the light bulb industry,
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,
34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs,
9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying
more 110-volt bulbs,
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,
41 to chat with defense contractors about equipping everyone in the
building with night-vision gear instead, and
283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing
anything, on the Internet.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]