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Date Posted: 07:31:40 04/25/02 Thu
Author: Susie
Author Host/IP: bgp425870bgs.union01.nj.comcast.net / 68.36.197.75
Subject: Someone Sent Me This, Thought You'd Enjoy It



Subject: Who is Jack Schitt ?



For some time many of us have



wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We



find ourselves at a loss when someone



says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"



Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,



you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married
O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and, because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
and they produced a son with a rather
nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa
Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack
Schitt,"
you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

Stay well, stay safe.

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[> I married a girl with the last name Schitt once,And I had to deal with the Schitt's the whole time we were married. -- Clarence, 08:07:21 04/25/02 Thu (d139.as0.rscm.mi.voyager.net/216.93.38.142)


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[> [> Re: I married a girl with the last name Schitt once,And I had to deal with the Schitt's the whole time we were married. -- Samantha, 11:43:49 04/28/02 Sun (dialup-166.90.112.124.Dial1.Memphis1.Level3.net/166.90.112.124)

A mmt friend sent me that a few days ago and thought is was the best joke I have heard in years!


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[> An oldie but goodie......a classic!! and Clarence...... -- toosh, 23:57:55 04/25/02 Thu (dhcp024-209-033-060.neo.rr.com/24.209.33.60)

....I married a guy named "Weiner" (pronounced whiner)...went thru the whole year and a half(lol...believe me, that was a lonnnng time!) I was married to him as Carol Weiner.....ewwwwwww! lol.....Carol(still whining!)


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[> [> Carol,Mine was part of the joke I sure hope yours was. -- Clarence, 10:41:59 04/26/02 Fri (d189.as0.rscm.mi.voyager.net/216.93.38.194)


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[> [> [> LOL.....nope....NO JOKE! -- toosh, 00:32:42 04/27/02 Sat (dhcp024-209-033-060.neo.rr.com/24.209.33.60)

But he passed away.....so may he rest in peace! Hope you're feeling ok, Clarence!.....Carol


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