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Date Posted: 18:56:22 12/13/99 Mon
Author: Steve or FrogMan whatever
Subject: Re: Ok what was another one we had...
In reply to: Will 's message, "Ok what was another one we had..." on 17:54:46 12/13/99 Mon

> Didnt we have one that has to do with gay food? and
> one with red riding hood? druken cows? who rembers the
> pic from the druken cows? man i wish i had some druken
> cow milk right now....

The only one i still have is the war of the gay vegetables, here it is:

Once upon a time (about 3:30 am last night) a new war was discovered in american history. After some beers (more beers than most areas annual rainfall) the story is beeing told by...... a mutated cat named Jasmine And so our story unfolds.

There was a great war. A war of food. It seemed to be about some gay cucumbers but really wasn't. It was about many gay cucumbers and some distorted french fries who were gay too. As the battle started one of the gay french fries ran and dove over enemy defenses and landed on one of the gay enemies. There was bondage and a whip and the war continued. As the fight continued a gay cucumber jumped over anemy defenses and landed on a gay french frie. There was bondage. There was a whip. And the war continued. TheMega Man Robot Naming Committe showed up attacked the gay food. But they were overwhelemd and as the war was about to close with the gay food united(pun pun) voltron showed up and decided to fart in there genral direction. As he was farting he was attacked by the guy who ran the potion shop "cant "BIFF" talk am "ZAP" eating so "WHACK" me chicken and beating the evil horeds of hell" said the gay food. And the war raged on. And there was bondage and there was whips and some drunken cows. Normal cows go moo but the retarted cows go wummmm wummmm.

(Action fades, and a famous historian shows up.)

And this is the part of the war in which the gay food was in trouble. The cows going wummmm were running amok. They were eating the gay food, Voltron was out of gas, the cows were winning, and suddenly....

( A medievil knight rides by and slits historians throat.)
( Wife runs up screaming.)

A group of french men set a fort and lured the cows in with vodka and then launched them at Voltron, the gay food, what remained of the Mega Man Robot Naming Committe and whatever else was moving.

THE END
YOU LIKED THE STORY NOW GET ME A BEER AND BE A GOOD KID
::DRINK DRINK::

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