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Date Posted: 15:34:58 12/23/99 Thu
Author: MalonEpona.(Call me Malon, or Marla)
Subject: Re: Ok what was another one we had...
In reply to: Steve or FrogMan whatever 's message, "Re: Ok what was another one we had..." on 18:56:22 12/13/99 Mon

> > Didnt we have one that has to do with gay food? and
> > one with red riding hood? druken cows? who rembers
> the
> > pic from the druken cows? man i wish i had some
> druken
> > cow milk right now....
>
> The only one i still have is the war of the gay
> vegetables, here it is:
>
> Once upon a time (about 3:30 am last night) a new war
> was discovered in american history. After some beers
> (more beers than most areas annual rainfall) the story
> is beeing told by...... a mutated cat named Jasmine
> And so our story unfolds.
>
> There was a great war. A war of food. It seemed to be
> about some gay cucumbers but really wasn't. It was
> about many gay cucumbers and some distorted french
> fries who were gay too. As the battle started one of
> the gay french fries ran and dove over enemy defenses
> and landed on one of the gay enemies. There was
> bondage and a whip and the war continued. As the fight
> continued a gay cucumber jumped over anemy defenses
> and landed on a gay french frie. There was bondage.
> There was a whip. And the war continued. TheMega Man
> Robot Naming Committe showed up attacked the gay food.
> But they were overwhelemd and as the war was about to
> close with the gay food united(pun pun) voltron showed
> up and decided to fart in there genral direction. As
> he was farting he was attacked by the guy who ran the
> potion shop "cant "BIFF" talk am "ZAP" eating so
> "WHACK" me chicken and beating the evil horeds of
> hell" said the gay food. And the war raged on. And
> there was bondage and there was whips and some drunken
> cows. Normal cows go moo but the retarted cows go
> wummmm wummmm.
>
> (Action fades, and a famous historian shows up.)
>
> And this is the part of the war in which the gay food
> was in trouble. The cows going wummmm were running
> amok. They were eating the gay food, Voltron was out
> of gas, the cows were winning, and suddenly....
>
> ( A medievil knight rides by and slits historians
> throat.)
> ( Wife runs up screaming.)
>
> A group of french men set a fort and lured the cows in
> with vodka and then launched them at Voltron, the gay
> food, what remained of the Mega Man Robot Naming
> Committe and whatever else was moving.
>
> THE END
> YOU LIKED THE STORY NOW GET ME A BEER AND BE A GOOD
> KID
> ::DRINK DRINK::

YUCK!, you like Beer? OH WELL! LOL!, I like stuff other people dont like!, so it works out!

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