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Date Posted: 14:18:38 12/13/99 Mon
Author: Steve (FrogMan)
Subject: Re: Damn striaght Josh.(read)
In reply to: DeWZ 's message, "Damn striaght Josh.(read)" on 13:37:50 12/13/99 Mon

Hows this for bonus points:

Pumba and Timon take a trip to an island where there is an active volcano. They're going there to find a rare and juicy bug which only lives deep within the crater of the volcano. (cheesy music plays) "Yum, yum. Let's find that bug." They start walking up the volcano. Giant rocks and fire spew from every direction. "We got no worries, akuna mattata." Then the crazy monkey from Lion King jumps in the volcano. A loud monkey scream is heard. Just then, a large meteorite falls from the sky and smatters Timon "Yum, yum. Timon let's find that bug! Hey, where'd you go? Oh, well" (more cheesy music plays) More fire and rocks come from the volcano. Pumba gets scared and farts, blowing out all the fire. Timon lies semi-conscience on the ground, twitching. Simba jumps in and faints from the smell. Timon burns after a fiery boulder lands on him. Pumba sings that stupid song. Pumba eats Timon and says "Mmm... crunchy". Simba regains conciseness and fights the crazy monkey on a thin stick over volcano. Pumba sits down from exhaustion. The monkey scratches its balls and Simba freaks out in disgust and falls into the volcano. A bus marked Hanson pulls up. A native pops up and throws c4 at the bus. BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then they sacrifice the remains to the god of god awful music. Pumba eats some of the Hanson bus and keeps on going up the volcano. Then Pink Panther pops out of a bush and joins Pumba as they continue up the volcano. A wild moose head walks by. Pink Panther jumps at it and the hunter (the guy who hunts him on every show) kills him finally. Suddenly a top 50 disc jockey appears from nowhere and says "I will avenge his death!" Pumba rips one, and the DJ melts. It is discovered that he is actually a cyborg. Batman and Robin then crash the Batwing into the volcano, causing lava to spill over the native town. As the lava is spilling out the cyborg melts, to reveal a circus midget. The circus midget splits in half and two midgets appear...then they split to reveal 4 midgets. Then about 30 flying Zs (the letter) attack the midgets until there are no more. They start chasing Pumba, who strangely turned 50 years older, up the volcano until there is no where to go except into it. A French speaking Godzilla destroys France about 30,000 miles away. As Pumba is descending into it he melts to reveal the Mega Man Robot Naming Committee. The kid in the tin foil hat and the girl in the Gamera pajamas yell, "Save us Gamera!!" Zoron comes down instead and melts to reveal that he is a panzee. Just then Mr. T's head saves the MMRNC and says "If you ever want to eat more Ass, just come back here." The rest of the A-Team attack Mr. T and save the kids. But then Ness uses PSI to throw the a team into the volcano. Then Ness and Princess Zelda have wild sex. Link comes in and him being a bit drunk threw his sword at Zelda. Timon then raises from the dead and looks for the bug. Then Russia launches a nuclear war head at the Puerto Rico. But we're in Europe. But its a world devesting bomb... A Europe on Mars. And then when Timon finds the bug he dies of heart attack... the world and Mars explode and the fat lady sings. Then the chef kills the fat lady and puts her in a stew.

THE END!!!!

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