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Date Posted: 17:49:32 12/13/99 Mon
Author: Will(DeWZ)
Subject: Damn you had that on saved on your pc.
In reply to: Steve (FrogMan) 's message, "Re: Damn striaght Josh.(read)" on 14:18:38 12/13/99 Mon

> Hows this for bonus points:
>
> Pumba and Timon take a trip to an island where there
> is an active volcano. They're going there to find a
> rare and juicy bug which only lives deep within the
> crater of the volcano. (cheesy music plays) "Yum, yum.
> Let's find that bug." They start walking up the
> volcano. Giant rocks and fire spew from every
> direction. "We got no worries, akuna mattata." Then
> the crazy monkey from Lion King jumps in the volcano.
> A loud monkey scream is heard. Just then, a large
> meteorite falls from the sky and smatters Timon "Yum,
> yum. Timon let's find that bug! Hey, where'd you go?
> Oh, well" (more cheesy music plays) More fire and
> rocks come from the volcano. Pumba gets scared and
> farts, blowing out all the fire. Timon lies
> semi-conscience on the ground, twitching. Simba jumps
> in and faints from the smell. Timon burns after a
> fiery boulder lands on him. Pumba sings that stupid
> song. Pumba eats Timon and says "Mmm... crunchy".
> Simba regains conciseness and fights the crazy monkey
> on a thin stick over volcano. Pumba sits down from
> exhaustion. The monkey scratches its balls and Simba
> freaks out in disgust and falls into the volcano. A
> bus marked Hanson pulls up. A native pops up and
> throws c4 at the bus. BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Then they sacrifice the remains to the god of god
> awful music. Pumba eats some of the Hanson bus and
> keeps on going up the volcano. Then Pink Panther pops
> out of a bush and joins Pumba as they continue up the
> volcano. A wild moose head walks by. Pink Panther
> jumps at it and the hunter (the guy who hunts him on
> every show) kills him finally. Suddenly a top 50 disc
> jockey appears from nowhere and says "I will avenge
> his death!" Pumba rips one, and the DJ melts. It is
> discovered that he is actually a cyborg. Batman and
> Robin then crash the Batwing into the volcano, causing
> lava to spill over the native town. As the lava is
> spilling out the cyborg melts, to reveal a circus
> midget. The circus midget splits in half and two
> midgets appear...then they split to reveal 4 midgets.
> Then about 30 flying Zs (the letter) attack the
> midgets until there are no more. They start chasing
> Pumba, who strangely turned 50 years older, up the
> volcano until there is no where to go except into it.
> A French speaking Godzilla destroys France about
> 30,000 miles away. As Pumba is descending into it he
> melts to reveal the Mega Man Robot Naming Committee.
> The kid in the tin foil hat and the girl in the Gamera
> pajamas yell, "Save us Gamera!!" Zoron comes down
> instead and melts to reveal that he is a panzee. Just
> then Mr. T's head saves the MMRNC and says "If you
> ever want to eat more Ass, just come back here." The
> rest of the A-Team attack Mr. T and save the kids. But
> then Ness uses PSI to throw the a team into the
> volcano. Then Ness and Princess Zelda have wild sex.
> Link comes in and him being a bit drunk threw his
> sword at Zelda. Timon then raises from the dead and
> looks for the bug. Then Russia launches a nuclear war
> head at the Puerto Rico. But we're in Europe. But its
> a world devesting bomb... A Europe on Mars. And then
> when Timon finds the bug he dies of heart attack...
> the world and Mars explode and the fat lady sings.
> Then the chef kills the fat lady and puts her in a
> stew.
>
> THE END!!!!

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