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Subject: The Mommy Test

Author:
Dawn

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Date Posted: 09:14:07 04/21/06 Fri

THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from
her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
don't pass the test
you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.
(When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.)

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