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Date Posted: Tue 09/25/01 9:37:15 pm
Author: the Osprey
Subject: Re: Canada Fishing Trip - The Untold Story
In reply to: Jeff Kozel (ghost writer Joe Pazdon) 's message, "Canada Fishing Trip - The Untold Story" on Mon 09/24/01 7:04:26 pm

>Joe and I both concede to George, aka the Osprey -
>Kingfisher, for his prowess last week in bringing in
>the most keeper fish last week in Canada. However, we
>would be remiss if we did not report all of the
>activities associated with last week's events. We do
>not contradict anything that George said, however, we
>would like to add a nugget.
>
>It would have been more appropriate for the Osprey to
>entitle his message Canada Fishing/Hunting Trip. Since
>George was so incensed on coming in with the most
>fish, it happens that he got a bit "miffed" with
>outside interference in his quest. It just so happened
>that a seagull was bothering George (i.e., going after
>his bait and at one point diving into the water to get
>it) that George took matters into his own hands and
>went after said predator.
>
>The Osprey picked up his other rod and proceeded to
>cast his lure at the gull. With the eye of a marksman,
>he proceeded to get his fishing line and lure wrapped
>around said gull and began reeling him in across the
>top of the water. Once realizing his mistake, the
>Osprey broke his line and left the gull to fend for
>itself. It is now the only bird on Lower Beverly Lake
>that owns a $6 piece ankle bracelet. He became so
>incensed with winning, that he went after one of his
>own.
>
>Our fear is that next year when the border patrol
>says, "Any firearms?" we are going to have to answer
>yes since George may just shoot them to get rid of
>some of the competition. Maybe someday he will be able
>to be like Joe and I, just go for the fun, fish, and
>make sure to hit the girly bar!
>
>The T-Men (excerpts provided by the Bandit)

The Damn bird flew in front of my cast. It could have happened to anybody. As a result, I will now have to keep one eye on my rod, and one eye on birds flying above who have the need to relieve themselves in flight. I feel I now have a bullseye on my head.

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