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Date Posted: 09:04:45 04/08/09 Wed
Author: Vince
Subject: A Lapse In Thoughtz.

Prehistoric man woke up in Times square yesterday
Curled in a fetal position, hair long and salt/pepper grey
He was butt-naked and he marveled at the buildings
Everything surreal to him, new landscapes and feelings
All these new sights to reel in, stealing his attention
Correction...morningwood had a slight erection
Flashbacks of a lady that sparked his affection
but it flickers like weak lightbulbs
Just couldn't make the connection
He saw huge clumps of metal with wheels
People were inside them, buried in steel
There were boulders on the sky with wings
Stared in amazement 'fore he never saw these things
Thought maybe they were dinosaurs, he was hungry
His stomach was growling and gettin' kinda sore
Walking down crowded streets wouldn't believe what he saw
The smell of a steakhouse he went in, was eating the meat raw
Ass naked in Times Sqaure people came to check out the scham and all
They were asking his name but he could only speak Neanderthal
They called the police figured he was another bum on the street
So they gave him a little change so he could get something to eat
Someone brought him clothes and they were showing him love
Someone gave him a couple dollars as if he knew what it was
It was a rainy night he snuck into a corner and fell asleep
A homeless addict on heroine that had been binge-ing all week

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