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Date Posted: 18:41:08 02/16/00 Wed
Author: Ryan 'The Real F*cking Show' McBain
Subject: I'm BACK! (Everyone Read)


~*It's a sold-out house show in Mobile, Alabama and a match between two local indie stars is taking the place. A few of the locals are cheering but alot seem bored and tired. Then suddenly the words 'The Whole Thing I Think Is Sic' are heard playing across the public announce system. Then suddenly the voices stop and it blasts into the heavy riff of 'Eyeless' by Slipknot. The crowd is yelling a few names into the air but they are surprised when Ryan McBain walks out from behind the curtain. McBain makes a crucifix at the top of the ramp and then walks down the ramp only looking at a few fans. McBain slides into the ring and then stands to let the match continue. McBain turns around and looks like is about to leave but then he nails Indy Wrestler #1 with a superkick to the side of the head. McBain kicks the other in the stomach and then nails him with a DDT position into a diamond cutter. McBain then gets on the second rope and makes the gesture with his hands in the form of a gun. McBain hops off the second rope and then grabs a mic from Jim Johnson. As McBain raises the mic to his lips the crowd chants 'Foley!' McBain becomes pissed and raises the mic up*~



McBain: Yes finally I have returned to HWF! *Crowd Boo's* Oh yes I am so glad you feel as happy as I do. All the McBain loving fans your hero has finally graced his presence on HWF. But in my short one week absence I have sat back and seen alot of things that well piss me off. First off I will start off with these jobbers who think they rule and are the sh-t. I'm mainly talking about the Dumb Dudleys, Skid Marks (Streex), The Generation X want to be GX, Mark Balding, Corey Line, and all the other card fillers in HWF. You guys are not the sh-t until you get fair recognition in HWF. You have to be good at wrestling and promo skills which so far I have seen most of you are not. In fact most of you pretty much suck and have no talent what so ever. Mark Baldwin, you want to talk smack to the HWF Legend Ryan McBain?! Are you really stupid or something? Because anybody who challenges Ryan McBain gets a severe ass kicking once they finally step into the ring with me. Mark Baldwin, your sure as hell no exception. Just because you beat a few jobbers and get a Hardcore Title shot doesnt mean anything. Infact the Prez probably had you win the match so you could face Mark Dunn so that crazy S.O.B could tear you apart. Trust me on this one, you do not and I mean do not want to piss of Mark Dunn. I have seen him wrestle a for a long time and he has gone insane whenever he gets pissed. Mark Baldwin, I advise you to quit HWF now and never return. Now I have some things on my mind about my fellow stable the new World disorder. First off I don't know much about Scorpion and I don't know why he is in the nWd. Corey Reznor told me he is pretty good and I am still waiting for Scorpion to impress me. He can stay for now but unless he shows some improvement he is out of the nWd. But since Scorpion is new to HWF he needs some guidance and I think the nWd is a perfect oppurtunity for him. Speaking of a little nWd news Reznor is at home nursing his leg injury and will be back in an estimated one and a half weeks. But this Thursday I have a very important match that could shoot my career straight upwards. It's a 12 man elimination match and C-Rock , Jay Man , Mark Dunn , Balla ,Nyte Ryda , Hardcore Jay , Joker , Jeff Matthews , Jake Blade , Maxim Reality and Road Dogg. Now as you can see those are some of HWF's best but I am HWF's best.


The two indy wrestlers get to their feet and then clothesline McBain from behind. McBain flips over the top rope and lands on the ringside mats. The two indy wrestlers back up and look like they are going to do a suicide dive. McBain slides into the ring before they can run. Indy Wrestler #2 first tries to lock up with McBain but McBain backs up and kicks him in the stomach. McBain then nails the guy with a second rope tornadoe DDT. Then indy wrestler #1 grabs a chair and slides into the ring. McBain runs and springboards off the top rope and nails an Arabian FaceBuster onto him. McBain stands to his feet and then McBain pumps up the crowd and picks the mic back up.


McBain: That's what you guys get for trying to attack me from behind. That's what is going to happen to anybody and everybody else in the back who messes with me. The first guy in the 12 man elimination I am going to talk about is Jay Man. Jay Man, we have faced eachother many, many times before. But to my knowledge I have won the most matches out of our fued, even though you screwed 2 Extreme out of our Tag Team Titles that doesn't mean your beating us in the fued. Jay Man, you claim to be hard f---ing core but we will see how long you can last in this match. Since this match is a 12 man elimination match you will most likely not go too long without losing aggression. Becuase when you smacking people as hard as you can with weapons your aggression usually gets taken faster becuase of how much pounding your doing. Jay Man, your can prepare to be beaten like you have never been beaten before. I am going to bust out my new manuevers and dazzle the crowd once again. You can expect to see all the new high flying moves, the new submissions, the new power moves and the all around new wrestling style of Ryan McBain. Jay Man, I can easily test my new style on you since your so defenseless. I can easily test everything and make sure there are no glitches or any thing. Jay Man, you really need to retire because your fan-base has shrunken from how it used to be to like six fans now. All the people who had Jay Man memorabilia all over their room, now have Ryan McBain memorabilia covering their whole room. Jay Man, prepare and train with your brother for Thursday night because once that bell rings you can expect to get eliminated right off the bat. I for one will train but not as hard as you will because I already am in top shape and am ready to kick some serious ass. Jay Man your just two old to be in HWF and I am going to show you why the younger talent is taking over. I am the leader of this new breed and Jay Man your going to be the first old guy I take out! Now for the little baby brother Hardcore Jay. Hardcore Jay your whole career has just been as Jay Man's little buddy. Nobody has ever really thought of you as much except for Jay Man's little beer drinking brother. You've always been in the side step of Jay Man's spotlight and you were just credited with being. When ever Jay Man has his glory you were the one who actually did the work but Jay Man took the credit and glory for it. That just proves how much of a little face you are. If my brother was taking all the credit and I was doing the work you can sure as hell bet I would knock him straight out. I would really like to see you, if you have the balls that is, to actually hit your brother or even eliminate him. I doubt you have the balls to do either of those so I just might as well eliminate both of your asses myself! Hardcore Jay, you little unoriginal gimmick stealing punk, your going to find out why I am the 'Innovator Of Offense' and why I can counter each and every move you can pull out. I'm practically the messiah of wrestling because everybody worships my talent and my promo skills. Hardcore Jay, everybody despises your worthless promo and wrestling skills. Your whole promo is just 'I'M THE KING OF EXTREME, AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS'! Oh wow Hardcore Jay that sure takes alot of work and thinking now doesn't it? Just to scream at the top of your lungs and act like your about to pop a vein. You fat bellied, beer swigging, cigeratte smoking ass is going to realize why you can no longer be a top contender. During this 12 man elimination match you can sure as hell bet that Ryan McBain is going to smoke you with his wrestling talent. Well that is if you can even make your way down to the ring with all the smoking and drinking you do. I'd just like to see you walk out here and then walk your fat self right off the stage and onto the concrete below. Hardcore Jay, your going to realize that I am the master of the offense and I can perform over 10,000 moves without even putting much effort into it. While you have to struggle with just performing 5. I am the innovator of offense and can switch any situation around into my favor. I'm just plain out the best wrestle and promo cutter in the HWF. Hardcore Jay, maybe this experience will encourage you to work on your wrestling skills and definetly your worthless promo skills. Now Team Extreme, you two little punks took Reznor and my tag team titles. So I challenge you to a tag team match next Thursday for the Tag Team Titles against Me and a yet to be decided partner. So if anybody in the back wants to win those damn tag titles with me then just say the word. So Team Extreme you guys better prepare for a simply amazing Ryan McBain performance.


McBain paces around the ring a bit and then stands in the center of the ring


McBain: Now for that punk who took my Intercontinental Title, Nyte Ryda. Nyte Ryda, finally I get a chance for some revenge for my 'screwjob' lose at the PPV. I deserve to be the IC Champion but no longer will I be worried about that title once I win the World Heavyweight Championship! Tommorrow is just the first step on my way to winning that huge peice of gold. Nyte Ryda, you have felt the the beating I can hand out and tommorrow you will feel another one except five times more severe. See Ryda ,your just like most of the other HWF roster; typical, slow non talent jobbers. While I am a high-flying, hardcore, extreme, technician, submission's expert and the list continues to grow larger and larger. Nyte Ryda, tommorrow I will add you to the list of fallen victims. Your just going to be a little side distraction until I become the World Heavyweight Champion. While your worried about that petty IC championship I will be walking around with the World Title strapped around my waist. I will not be worried about little mid-carders like you no longer because I will soon be the number one contender for the HWF's Highest Title! I will dominate and desimate every body in that match tommorrow and Nyte Ryda your going to be no exception. Your going to get as big of a beating as the other guys will if not larger. Your the reason that HWF is going down, while I am the guy who is trying to re-build it to the greatness it once was. Your pathetic and worthless skills drive away possible talent and prospects. In fact your practically drive away everybody from HWF, and tommorrow you'll be driving away laid out in the back of an ambulance. Once I take your big fatty cellulite body down with the Showstopper and then signal for the McBain Lock it is all over for you and any other person I get ahold of. Nyte Ryda, you can sure as hell bet your $50 a month paycheck that you will get locked in the McBain Lock. Nyte Ryda, prepare to feel the Sickness that is Spreading... in you! Now speaking of Sick that moves me right onto Maxim Reality. The reason I say your sick is because how you tied that barbwire around Reznor's leg and then beat on it for a while. But somehow you showed your true patheticness and got beat by a limping injured man. Maxim Reality, that not only qualifies you as sick but also as PATHETIC!! But Maxim, I will get revenge for my best friend on Thursday. After you placed him on the injury list it's now my time to place you on the list aswell. Maxim, you can go ahead and go crazy or 'snap' but once you do it will be easier for me to contain you. While your running around having a PMS hissy fit I will waiting for you to turn around and bang, you'll be knocked out on the ground with a variety of manuevers. Seeing as I am the innovator of offense that seem's highly possible. Just watch old tapes of my past matches and you will see that I have been adding more and more moves to my arsenal. And on Thursday you can expect me to unleash a whole combo of new moves. You can expect to be a little test as I try out a few new moves of mine. Maxim Reality, this whole thing could have been avoided because you had your oppurtinuty to join the nWd but you rejected our offer and stayed a Playa. Your not as good as you think you are or as good as every body thinks you are. I will prove that to all your fans that you really are nothing to be proud of. Maxim Reality, I will give you the worst beating you have ever felt in your entire life. All the other beatings in your life with feel like small pokes compared to what I am going to do tommorrow. Maxim Reality, if I do not eliminate you myself I will surely have something to do with you gettting eliminated. Maxim Reality, you can trust me on this: that during that 12 man match I will be a huge thorn in your side. Reality, it's time to step out of your dream world and back into the real world where Ryan McBain is the ruler of wrestling. Maxim Reality, you will find out why all the wrestling fans and wrestlers worship the ground I walk on tommorrow night! Now I am going to talk about my fellow stablemate Joker. Now Joker, we have been threw a lot together in our time in the nWd and I think we can make it threw me kicking your ass tommorrow. Now I don't want you to get all mad tommorrow after you get a beating just like everybody else. I will try not to give you to much of a beating but I might have to. See, once I have an oppurtunity to go for the World Title then I am willing and ready to practically do anything. And Joker if that means eliminating you then well I guess that is what I will have to do. And Joker if you want to take this personal then well I can go to that level too if it needs to be. Joker, just because your my teammate that doesn't mean I am going to take it easy on you. I am going to come at you full force just like I will the other 10 guys. Joker, the joke will be on you come Thursday Night. Infact the only person laughing will be me and surely that will be a laughing matter. Joker, will all due respect to you; but you blew your last title oppurtunity and I am not going to have you blow mine either. You can think of all the little catchy slogans you want to but Jester, tommorrow you will only see a smile on my face once all my opponents are eliminated. So I guess that means I while have a huge smile tommorrow at the end of Hardcore Thursday. So Joker, if you want to take this whole thing personal and turn nWd against nWd then so be it! If you can't stand getting a beating and then getting eliminated in one of the most important matches of your career from your fellow teamate. Joker I'm willing to kick your ass over and over if you want to turn this whole match personal. Now onto the two heavy fat overwei...


Suddenly Indy Wrestler 1 and 2 start yelling at McBain from ringside. McBain signals for them to come into the ring and finally they do. McBain sticks the mic in his back pocket and signals at IW #1. #1 runs at McBain but McBain leap frogs over him and then when #1 turns around McBain knocks his head off with a superkick. McBain turns around and then #2 is running for a clothesline. McBain kicks the guy in the stomach and nails him with a brainbuster DDT hard onto the mats. McBain jumps to his feet and pulls the mic out of his pocket. McBain jumps to the top rope and raises the mic to his lips.


McBain: These two guys are really starting to piss me off. Now onto what I was saying about Balla and C-Rock. First I will go ahead and speak some about Balla, the 'tru' gangsta. Balla, I have tons of respect for you and everything you have done in HWF. But once you begin to open those fat jaws of yours that is when I begin to loose respect for you. You have done alot for HWF but on Thursday once I defeat you then I will become known as the greatest wrestler to ever grace the world of wrestling. Balla, don't think just because your taller and weigh more then me that I will be an easy opponent. Hell no, that is the exact opposite of how I should be taken. You can go ahead and take me lightly but then you'll get beaten and then eliminated by The Innovator Of Ass Kickings. Balla, so far you have been winning right and left and you damn near broke Cactus Jack's neck on Monday. But do you know how much of that intimidates me? Absolutely none of it! I'm way different then Cactus Jack, infact I am way better then Cactus Jack will ever be. Balla I will not be as easy as you think I will be. You will be the one who is going to get eliminated and then surely dominated by McBain. You have yet to feel the true pain of the McBain DeathLock but on Thursday Balla you will surely feel it to it's fullest effects. All the doubters will find out on Thursday that Ryan McBain is not some young hot shot but I can actually hang with the main eventers and beat them. Balla will be a perfect example, on Thursday I will eliminate him by myself and all you will watch in shock as the referee raises my hand and awards me the #1 Contenders postition for the greatest title in HWF. Balla, once I go up top and signal for the ShowStopper then you can guarantee to yourself that your about to get eliminated. I'm sick and tired of being called a one shot wonder. Infact I am much more then that, and tommorrow Balla I will so you I am here to stay! After I eliminate you and then win the match-up and go on to win the HWF World HeavyWeight Title you'll all be shocked. So if I were you I would put all my money on Ryan McBain for World Champion! Now onto the Former World Champion C-Rock, Balla's gangsta buddy. C-Rock, after I eliminate Balla from the match your going to be the next S.O.B that I take out. When I get my hands around your fat cellulite legs and then lock on the ever so dangerous McBain Lock then C-Rock you can bet your bottom dollar then your going to be tapping and crying like a little baby. By defeating you I will surely remain unstoppable going into my match with Mankind. That means I will have defeated two of HWF's greatest and then going on to defeat Mankind. C-Rock, you have tasted gold before but that was a long long time ago. I will be the next person to hold that World Title and C-Rock there is not a damn thing you can or will be able to do about that. I may be the smallest HWF World Heavyweight Champion but that just proves to you all that I am the toughest S.O.B in wrestling. C-Rock, if you don't crush me with your 300+ pound from then I might as well go ahead and book myself against Mankind for the World Title. Nobody and I mean nobody deserves this opputunity more then me and C-Rock tommorrow I am going to show you why. Just because your taller and weigh more then me doesn't mean I can't take you down. It's sort of like a modern day David Vs Goliath, you being Goliath and me being David. And who won? David and who is going to win tommorrow? Ryan F'N McBain! C-Rock, you can go ahead and prance around with your little fancy cars and all your hoes but when it comes down to game time none of that means sh--. I am training like hell for this match and you should be too. Like I said before I cannot and should not be underestimated just because of my size. I am going to walk out of that arena the top contender for the HWF World Heavyweight Title and I am going to be damn happy. That would be the time to celebrate but not before the match. Even though I might go home and toss back a few beers but that will only be after I have completed my training. So C-Rock and Balla, you cans should expect the unexpected because that is exactly what your going to get tommorrow night!


McBain now whips the hair out of his face and hops off the top rope. McBain paces around the ring before stopping and leaning against the ropes.


McBain: Now for my final four opponents, Road Dogg, Jeff Matthews, Mark Dunn and Jake Blade. Now seeing as these four guys have put ZERO effort into this match I will need not to talk about them that long. But first I will talk about Road Dogg and Jeff Matthews with their little ho Valerie. You two guys are about the most overrated mid-carders I have seen in a while. The Prez expected so much of you but now you let him down and fell into the jobber division of HWF. That is the division in which you two fruity guys belong, since you can't cut it mid-carding and couldn't make it up to main eventing. That is the only division left and it suits you guys perfectly. Now HWF Your Looking at your soon-to-be World HeavyWeight Champion! And do you know why? Because you've never had a superstar as good as this!


McBain tosses the mic into the crowd and then exits threw the crowd as 'Purity' by Slipknot blasts across the arena and threw the speaker system.



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