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Date Posted: 18:40:38 02/13/00 Sun
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Speaking on some things...

{The scene is set in an airport not far from the city where Hardcore Thursday took place. Maxim Reality is sitting in a chair and reading a magazine while waiting to board his plane. He sees the cameras and begins to speak.}

Maxim Reality: Now as everyone saw on Thursday Maxim Reality won the 8 Man Battle Royal for the newest belt to the HWF. And as I expected, the fans got exactly what they wanted. A Prime Time Player won the match and it was a very entertaining thing to watch. And before I go on about winning, I'd like to say a few things about the match. First of all, all the jobbers I said would get eliminated were eliminated and it didn't take too long. But when the match really got interesting was when it was me, Nyte Ryda, Cactus Jack, and Jake Blade. Jake Blade, I'll admit I respect you a little bit more because you survived more than five minutes against Nyte Ryda, but in the end you lost. As for Cactus Jack, you also gave the Playaz a pretty tough match, but then you got eliminated by the 'Wake Up Call'. And then it ended just as I hoped. Two members of the PTP and two of the HWF's most talented superstars went one on one. And in the end, Maxim Reality came out with the victory. But Nyte Ryda shouldn't let it get to him at all. He gave me one helluva match pinned more than half the guys in the match, anyways! Besides, no matter who walked out with the victory, the title would still be with the PTP and that's the most important thing to me. And Nyte Ryda still is the Intercontinental Champion so he should be proud of that. It's an honor just to be in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation, but being the IC Champ is an even greater honor. And like I said, no matter what the outcome of this match, we're still friends. And personally, I'm gonna have to take this time to thank all of the fans for their support. I think if I didn't have them cheering my name, I wouldn't have won that match. And since they were the ones that helped me win I am gonna name this title in honor of them. So for all of those wondering, the newest title in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation will be called… THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONSHIP!! Now, many people may think this will be an unoriginal name, but if you don't like it, then you come up to me and say something! And since that is settled, I'd like to give my opinions on the rest of this past Hardcore Thursday.

{Maxim puts down his magazine and begins to speak again.}

The first match, Riot and Eclipse won as I expected. For a tag team of 'jobbers' I think they've got some potential, but they need A LOT of work in order to make it in this federation. And then the match that occurred after Riot and Eclipse isn't even worth mentioning. But then Blue Devil showed everyone that he hasn't lost one step since his absence. As a matter of fact, he kicked ass. Delivering his finisher through a table was awesome. And you can expect him to do that a lot more often. And then it was my time to shine. After a pretty tough match, Maxim Reality became the first person to ever hold the self-titled championship. And believe me, though I bled in this match, it was worth it. Because I made HWF history on Thursday and I'm damn proud of it. And then the Joker easily destroyed Hardcore Jay. Now I'll admit Joker has been on quite a tear since his return, but he's gotta realize beating Hardcore Jay isn't that impressive. You can ask almost every guy in the back and he'll probably mention that he beat Hardcore Jay at one time or another. And finally, the main event between Balla and Jay Man came. And it looked like it was gonna be a good match, but that fairy Mankind had to get in the Playaz business. So, naturally, we came down to the ring to even the odds. Nyte Ryda kept Cactus Jack out of our way, C-Rock chokeslammed Mankind's fat ass, and I gave Jay Man a superkick followed up with a DVD. And Balla won the match as everyone expected. But, Balla and the rest of the Playaz hate winning that way. Granted, winning at any cost is necessary, but winning with the help of your stable-mates isn't our style. If those punk-ass Establishment losers stayed out of Balla's business, he would have gotten a legitimate win. But what it all boils down to is the PTP picking up yet another victory. And just to give the fans a little more entertainment Nyte Ryda, the Human Suplex Machine, and me gave Cactus Jack a triple-powerbomb. And C-Rock wanted to f*ck up Mankind a little more, so he gave him a powerbomb. And personally, I think it was an awesome way to close Hardcore Thursday. And from now on, I think the Playaz are gonna have every show close out that exact same way. With us beating down whoever f*cks with us!

{Maxim takes a short rest and begins talking again.}

Now tomorrow night I will be getting a night off. And if my memory serves me right, this will be my first night off in about three weeks. And as much as I love what I do, a night off is always enjoyable. But this doesn't mean I won't be there to support my Playaz. I'm gonna be there making sure none of my stable-mates get screwed. I'll be watching their backs like a hawk. Nyte Ryda and Dunn will be taking on Team Extreme in, what seems to be, a very promising match-up. And in case no one has noticed, Team Extreme has been on a major losing streak. And does anyone know why? My answer is because they suck! They've been in this federation forever and are STILL losing over and over again. No matter how hard they try, they keep losing. And it's not surprising to me at all. I mean, let's face it. With the loss of the "Masked Man" the Establishment is worthless. He was the only one with real impact. And then it turned out that he was C-Rock! The "Hardcore Icons" are nothing but hardcore fossils who should have retired years ago. And Team Extreme is a washed-up and pathetic tag team. The actual wrestlers in this stable officially crappy. Hell, Balla is gonna murder Cactus Jack tomorrow! They're fighting in a Stairway to Hell match, right? Oh my god, Balla is gonna tear Cactus to shreds! After nailing him with about five 'Decapitators', Balla is gonna climb that ladder and grab the kendu stick and smash it over Jack's f*cking head! And, as expected, Balla will once again win a match with ease. And then the main event doesn't involve the Establishment. Instead, it involves the New World DisOrder. C-Rock will get a shot at the T.V. Title. And I don't deny that Joker has been a very successful Television Champion, but I think if anyone can stop his little title reign, it will be none other than C-Rock himself! So tomorrow night, the Playaz will dominate once again! And as we always do, we will show everyone why we are the premiere stable in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Hell, we're on our way to holding all the titles like we originally planned! Just review the list: Balla is the United States Champion and one half of the Hardcore Tag Champions, Nyte Ryda is the Intercontinental Champion and the other half of the Hardcore Tag Champions, Mark Dunn is the HaRdCoRe Champion, C-Rock is going to be the Television Champion tomorrow night and will soon be the nest World Champ, Blue Devil will eventually become the European Champion, and finally Maxim Reality is the People's Champion. All we need after tomorrow night, are the Tag belts, the European belt, and the World belt. And believe me, we will win those belts no matter what happens! And we're gonna win them the way we always have and that is PRIME TIME PLAYAZ STYLE!!

{Maxim Reality hears the call for his plane and he grabs his bag and leaves.}


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