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Date Posted: 19:13:48 02/13/00 Sun
Author: The Joker
Subject: The Joker speaks



***The camera fades in to find the Joker sitting in his locker room. The cameraman walks closer and zooms in on the Joker’s face as the Joker looks up. The Joker stares into the camera, then begins to speak.***

Joker: “Well, it seems that the Joker has been discovered. Well, here I am sitting in my locker room, and yet I still don’t understand something. Now, did you just completely ignore the sign on my door that says, “Do not disturb”? Well, since you’re here, I might as well speak my mind. Now, apparently, the HWF savior has to face the biggest waste of sperm ever, C-Rock. Now, I know that C-Rock held the world title once and that he held the US Title for a while. But C-Rock, you are just not Television Title material. I mean, you talk about how your injury was all a work and how you weren’t really injured, you were just waiting for a time to return that would catch everyone off guard. Well, C-Rock, let me tell you something. Your return wasn’t really that glamorous. Take a look at what you’ve done since your return. Let’s see…you’ve…pissed and moaned like an impotent jerk about how you should be the world champion and…well, that’s about it. Not that impressive. And now, you think that you are going to defeat me tomorrow? Well, first thing, you are never, eeever, going to defeat me. C-Rock, you are just not going to defeat me, not tomorrow, not ever. You’re going to have to face that. I mean, take a look at your miserable career. You rejoined during a time where the HWF has had more talent than ever, and you are overshadowed by everyone else’s success. C-Rock, you talk about how you are the best superstar ever in this federation and how everyone wants a piece of you, but the fact of the matter is, C-Rock, no one wants a piece of you. At the last HWF televised event, as you and I were leaving the arena, the line of Jokerholics wanting my autograph was overwhelming. And then you, looking pathetic, got no one asking for your autograph. And then, at the hotel after the event, there were four, count ‘em, four chicks trying to get into the Joker’s room. And over in your room, there were four, count ‘em, four men trying to get into your room. Now, C-Rock, you can hide in your locker room with the so-called “Playas” but the fact of the matter is you can’t hang with the Joker and the New World Disorder. Now, C-Rock, this Thursday you are going to step into the ring with the most charismatic performer in HWF history. And C-Rock, you are going to have to train pretty damn hard, because if you want to beat me, you are going to have to train more than you have ever trained before. You are going to have to be in the best shape of your life when you go up against me. When you step through those ropes with me, you are going to have to realize that you cannot defeat me. You might have been the World Champion once, but you are not going to be the Television champion, not now, not ever. Now, C-Rock, you talk about how your return was the most anticipated even of the year. HAHAHAHAHA! C-Rock, you are so pathetic that you actually think you can beat me. * Sigh * Well, apparently you are still fighting me on Monday. Oh well. Anyway, C-Rock, tomorrow night you are going to have to go one on one with me, the greatest performer in the HWF today. And maybe, C-Rock, you will realize that you can’t beat me. I pray that you realize that you are going to be killed. I hope with every fiber of my being that you prepare for the match like you have never prepared before. You need to realize that you are going to walk through that curtain a former champion, and you are going to leave a bruised, broken, bleeding, in other words…dead…former champion. And there is, well, nothing that you can do about it.”

***There is a knock at the door and the Joker looks up. The door opens and in walks a technician.***

Technician: “Excuse me, Mr. Joker?”

Joker: “Yeah, what do you need?”

Technician: “Well, I just received word that there is a new guy here that has been looking for you.”

Joker: “Really? What’s his name?”

Technician: “He won’t tell us. But he says he’ll find you later.”
***The technician closes the door and the Joker looks back into the camera.***

Joker: “Well. That was interesting. Anyway, C-Rock, tomorrow night you have to face me one on one, and you are not going to survive, you have to realize that. C-Rock, I’ve beaten your cousin before, and Lord knows that I can beat you as well. You are very beatable, you’re not as great as you think you are. It is going to be extremely hard for you to walk after I beat you. Because I can go step for step with you, C-Rock. I can go step for step, toe to toe with the greatest athletes in the HWF. But you know what, C-Rock? You need to realize that you are not one of the top athletes in the HWF today. I am going to have the easiest time beating you. I am just going to beat you senseless and you are going to have to be checked into the hospital when I am done with you. So, C-Rock, I hope you wake up and realize that you cannot defeat me. One on one, two on two, two on one, whatever you choose, I’ll still beat you. Hardcore, you need to wake your ass up and hide somewhere. Because you are not going to beat the Joker. You are going to lose like you have never lost before. And your defeat will be at the hands of the Joker. You will be so humiliated that you are going to have to crawl under a rock just to hide yourself from all the marks out there. All these marks out there have chosen the Joker as the clear victor in this match. Because you, C-Rock, are pathetic. You stand no chance against me or any other person who is in the New World Disorder. C-Rock, you are going to fall at the hands of the greatest HWF superstar today. And C-Rock at Monday Night War, you’re going to have to realize that the Joker, the HWF savior, the HWF chosen one, the true lord of the dance, the new party host, and the HWF Television Champion, will have the final laugh. Now, C-Rock, you have made quite a career out of beating up jobbers. I mean, you haven’t really beaten anyone worth mentioning since your return. Now, C-Rock, you are damn lucky that I am even going to get in the same vicinity as you. I normally try to stay away from smelly, ugly, vermin like you. But if I have to fight you, then I guess I’ll just have to settle with pounding your ass. Hardcore, you might have more experience than I do in matches, but I have one thing that you don’t have. I have talent. C-Rock, please tell me that you are going to quit sometime soon. I mean, everyone knows that you are ancient and that at any moment you are going to keel over and die of a heart attack. But you need to realize that I am going to end your career. During our match, I am going to beat you so hard that you are going to die right there in the middle of the ring, and as your blood pours across the ring, as your blood washes over the ground, you will realize that your time is short. As those EMT’s rush out from the back to help you to the ambulance, you will realize that signing the match was your final mistake. Your final mistake is going to be the end of you. I am going to tear you apart on Monday Night War. I am going to rip you limb from limb, I am going to pluck each and every blood vessel out of your body, and then I’m gonna tie you up with those blood vessels. I’ll pick up your arms and beat you over the head with them. And C-Rock, I’m going to beat you like you have never been beaten before! You are going to be dragged across the arena like a ragdoll, thrown through tables, nailed with chairs, and you know what? I am going to love every single minute of it! I am going to love every single damn minute that you bleed! I am going to relish every drop of blood that rolls down your face! And I am going to feel your bones snap as I break you in half! C-Rock, you need to realize that you are just not good enough to beat me. You want to fight me? You want to fight the Joker? You want to fight the HWF savior? Well, you’ve got it. This Thursday, you are going to be beaten like never before. And I am going to end your career. And you know what they say, C-Rock? They say, “The one who laughs last is always….the Joker.”

***The camera fades to black as the Joker laughs hysterically.***

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