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Date Posted: 19:42:22 02/09/00 Wed
Author: MARK BALDWIN
Subject: Introducing....

"Southtown" by POD rings out through the building, the HWF fans have never heard this entrance music before & are interested to find out who the new man is. Suddenly a lean, muscular, rather good looking man peeks out from behind the curtain & begins strolling to the ring. The fans don't know about this new wrestler's character but judging by his appearance they decide he is a good person & is worthy of their cheers. As soon as a fan reaches out & touches the wrestler on the arm he smacks the kid's hand away, points a finger at him, yells some pretty profain comments, then pulls a napkin out of his black slacks & wipes the spot on his arm where the youngster had touched him! Finally the wrestler steps into the ring & grabs a microphone...

Mark Baldwin: (Looks at the fans in disgust as boos rain down upon him) The last thing Mark Baldwin came to the HWF to do is kiss your redneck, beef smackin, wife beatin', overweight, rasslin' watchin asses! (boos are now deafening)
Shuuuut up & let me speak! (boos rise) Finally your commisioner has done something right & signed thee premeire athlete in wrestling today, now he just has to sit back, watch me rip through his roster, capture the gold, & take this federation to the very top of the World! Which is the reason why Mark Baldwin has come to the HWF, for the one thing in my 4 year career that has eluded me, my life purpose, goal, & dream, to win a respectable World Heavyweight Title! And you can bet your asses that I will get it done! But first as I'm sure is probably necessary I must display my bountiless wrestling talent & climb the ladder here in the HWF! I will climb that ladder reach the top & proceed to become the greatest HWF champ there ever was! I've been scouting out the qoute "talent" here in the HWF & I've decided that that big slow dumb son of a bitch Deadbolt will be the first victim of many to come! & in case you other wrestlers here in the HWF did'nt get it by listening to this interview, you better start callin' me the North Star because I, Mark Baldwin, am the one to follow!

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