~*Suddenly the limo comes to a halting stop and Dunn yells 'What Happened'! Dunn opened the door and saw that a little green Gremlin had crashed into the side of them and made another car crash into the front. Dunn then calls on his cell phone. Dunn angrily closes his cell phone and tells the driver to meet him at the hotel*~

Dunn: Dammit, come on let's go. *Dunn signals to the sidewalk and then he rushes over* The towtruck company says it will be atleast another 45 minutes until he can come here. So I'm just going to walk to the damn hotel. Now getting to back on Monday and my match-up. I was informed as I was leaving the arena that I was facing Vanilla IcE and Jeff Matthews in a Triple Threat Last Man Standing Match. Now I will start off with IcE and then go to Jeff Matthews. Now IcE, this is the first time we have ever met inside of a wrestling ring. I have seen you wrestle before and so far all I have to say is I have nothing to be worried about. See IcE, I am a fast rising HWF superstar and you are a quickly dropping down the ranks HWF jobber. I am greater and more popular then you after two matches then your whole pathetic HWF career. You should never have returned in the first place becuase now it is ruining everything that your reputation had a few months ago. You were known as an HWF legend but now your nothing less then a mere HWF mid-carder that's dropping down to jobber status. IcE Man, ha what a lame gimmick.. kind of reminds me of a WWF Wrestler oh who's name is Ass Man. But that's just my little opinion and my opinions are always truth. IcE you should train non-stop for these next 4 days because once that bell rings your going to be feeling incredible pain. And no Jeff Matthews is not going to be the reason your feeling pain, it's going to be 100% by Mark Dunn. IcE, once I nail the 'Reckoning' and then lock on the 'Fully Loaded' nothing is going to save you from passing out. That chokehold is one of the most lethal holds in technicial submission wrestling history. It made Seb Richer cough up blood after only being locked on for around ten seconds. Imagine what is going to happen when I lock on that hold for a while. Your going to be basically throwing up blood, it's going to be disgusting watching you simply cough up blood for minutes. The blood will be simply soaked in blood all from you IcE and also from Jeff Matthews. IcE, your finisher is also very weak, and that's being nice. The Evenflow DDT is one of the most used finishers in wrestling. Wow, it's a DDT with a snap, now how creative is that? Not very creative if you ask me. Well IcE, on Monday your going to meet the Creator Of Creativity, and The Innavator of Offense!

~*Suddenly a homeless man walks up and asks for some money. Dunn pulls out his wallet and hands the man a crisp, new $100 dollar bill. The Homeless Man begins to cry and thanks Dunn~*

Dunn: I hate it when that happens, but oh well I don't mind. With the salary I am getting I could give $100 to every homeless man that I see. Well now Jeff Matthews, you might need a couple $100 from Mark Dunn. Judging by your wrestling skills you will be homeless in a matter of weeks. After the damn injury I give you on Monday you'll definetly be living in a little cardboard box beginning for money. Your high flying skills won't amount to nothing when the power of Mark Dunn gets a hold of you. While your busy flying threw the air I will be winning the match and whipping some serious ass. Jeff Matthews, you see high flying skills may entertain the crowd but they don't mean jack when it comes down to winning matches. But I have to admit your little Senton Bomb off the scaffold was pretty sweet but what Jay Man did to you was even cooler. When he nailed the 'Jay Man Driver' on you onto Road Dogg that was my favorite part. But Jeff enough about that match and onto our's on Monday. Your going to be falling first and I will be staying high with my arm being raised by the referee and announcing my name across the PA system. Jeff Matthews, you are nothing compared to me. Just becuase you can do little backflips off the ropes doesn't mean your the shiznit. Infact your nothing but ~censored~, and I mean that with everything. Matthews once I get my hands around you and powerbomb you to hell and apply the most awesome technical move in history your going to go down for more then just the ten count. Infact your not even creative, Reznor and McBain have been doing suicide moves for way longer then you have been doing. Your just a mimicker just like Vanilla IcE. And Matthews come Monday your going to be just like this guy *Dunn points to a guy sitting on a vent with a papercup and a ripped blanket* What damn I think that Is you. *Dunn looks closer and then hands the guy a $100 Bill* Damn, thats a shame. Matthews your already practicing for you new job. You might has well start finding another job now because on Monday your not going to have much of a career left. Infact your not going to have anything left except maybe being Dead Dogg's new manager. That is the only job you could possibly have in HWF. Your already worthless in the ring and you won't be any better after you get the beating of a lifetime on Monday. Jeff Matthews, you can prepare to get released from HWF and the baddest beating you have ever gotten courtesy of The Human Suplex Machine.

~*Dunn stops for a moment and then ties his new Nike's. Dunn then continues to walk~*

Dunn: Now at the Pay Per Veiw I have to defend my newly won HWF Hardcore Title against five little jobbers. I will first start off with White Devil, this guy has got to be the stupidest ~censored~ in HWF. You think your scary or intimidating by wearing your want to be 'Crow' facepaint? Oh my that is just so intimidating! Hence the heavy sarcasm there. White Devil, you held the Hardcore Title for what? Maybe two days and then you lost it to Blue Devil or something. White Devil, that is so pathetic. You have been in the fed for like 3 months and you have won one title and lost it after two days. You almost have to have the worst record in HWF, the biggest win of your career has been over MidNight Rider and well that is not to impressive. White Devil, if you bring your damn flaming baseball bat you can expect to be knocked to next year. I could care less if you come down from the ceiling, walk down from the ramp or sneek in threw the crowd. Either way your going to get a beating you will never forget. You may think your all big and bad when you get cheap heat from the crowd but inside your nothing but a little pussie. When it comes down to actual one on one wrestling your pretty much worthless. All you do is hide behind your facepaint and your baseball bat, you attempt to be bad when you walk out here all dressed in black with the little face paint. But really your not fooling anybody. On the inside we all know your a little wuss who is afraid when it comes down to actual wrestling. That is why you walk out here with the baseball bat. White Devil, once again another person with the 'Evenflow DDT' as their finisher. How pathetic do you people have to get when you all have the same finishing manuever. White Devil, why don't you think, well I know it's hard with that little brain of yours. But learn how to be creative and not an exact mimick of another wrestler. White Devil there is nothing at all good about you, your just a lowly jobber who begged the Prez to be put in the Hardcore Title Match. Haha, you little prick this is my title and nobody like you is going to take it away from me. Now onto my second crappy opponent Pirona. Pirona, you much like IcE should never have returned to HWF. This is just dragging your already bad reputation down into the ground. Your pretty much a old-worthless jobber now, you aren't the high flying jobber you once were. Now your the slow, fat and overweight jobber. Pirona you can still attempt to fly around but I will laugh like hell when you try to springboard or backflip and then you fall and injury yourself. See you aren't even hardcore so I don't know why the hell your even in this match. You probably just like White Devil, moaned and whined to the Prez and he let you in the match. You haven't even won a damn match so that is the only way you could possibly be in this match. You haven't even cut a promo yet and if you would it would probably be like a Eclipse or Riot promo. That's who you belong fighting people like Plague, Riot and White Devil. You shouldn't even be in this damn match, quite frankly you shouldn't even be in the damn HWF. You should still be in the retirement home, becuase quite frankly that's where the HWF locker room thinks you are. Pirona, once I get these huge arms around your neck and apply the 'Fully Loaded' your as good as gone from the match. Once I apply the most devastating chokehold in the history of wrestling there is no turning back for you Pirona. You'll be the next one to throw up tons of blood, and sure as hell not the last. Pirona, your fruity little top rope fist to the throat is simply a retarded manuever. And so is your impossible 'BullDDT' or whatever it is called. That move is damn near impossible to perform on anybody and it is impossible to perform on the 'Human Suplex' Machine. Pirona you will have 0% percent offense in this match while I will have 99.9% control of this whole damn match. Pirona, soon you will meet your doom courtesy of The Man, The Myth, The Legend, THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE!

Mark Dunn stops and looks at his watch. It says 12:35 am, and Mark Dunn is pissed

Dunn: Dammit, it's past 12:00 am, and I am not even at the damn hotel. Now onto the third out of my five opponents, MidNight Rider. Now Midnight Rider, this will be a perfect time for revenge on your behalf. But since I am now the toughest MoFo in HWF then I can see you will get no taste of revenge. The only taste you will be getting is my fist shoved down your throat. You can be sure to book an early appointment with your dentist becuase come Sunday your going to have less then well, no offense to Mick Foley, but Midnight Rider you will *takes a deep breath* have less teeth then Mick Foley. Mid Night Rider, your tall and fat body won't be able to go threw the pain that you will get by Mark Dunn on Sunday. You might as well just retire now, becuase ya know once you loose to White Devil your career is pretty much over. Midnight Rider, your career has been going straight down hill ever since I broke up our partner ship. In this barbwire ladder match, Rider you can expect to get all sorts of injuries. You will surely be coughing up or even throwing up blood by the time the night is over. You can expect to get almost every suplex that there is imaginable. You can expect to get suplexed on almost any body part imaginable. The pain your body will go threw as it is slammed against the cold hard pavement is unthinkable. When I nail the 'Reckoning' threw a table or another object your body will just be in so much pain you will start to shake uncontrollably. And then once I lay on the 'Fully Loaded' your ass will definetly be history and your chances of becoming HWF Hardcore Champion will be washed down the drain. Infact Midnight Rider, I will do your ass a favor and end your worthless career and inches from ending your life! Midnight Rider, you can expect the unexpected becuase when it comes down to game time, Mark Dunn is known to snap and just go crazy. Midnight Rider, prepare to be annihilated! Finally my fourth opponent out of five, Hardcore Jay. The brother of The New World Champion, Jay Man. Jay Man it took you damn long enough,only around 10 months. Oh well you have earned it but Hardcore Jay you have not earned a well deserving shot at my Hardcore Championship. You think your Mr. Hardcore well if you were so hard f'n core then you would be holding this title, but your not! The Human Suplex Machine, is the Hardcore Champion! And if you think I am not hardcore then just go back and watch my last two matches in HWF! I won the Hardcore Title on my debut match, how many titles did you win on your debut match Hardcore Jay?! None exactly. Hardcore Jay you have done some noteworthy hardcore things in the past but nothing that is qualified as extreme or suicidal. Your just one of those hardcore poseurs, trying to get into the new hardcore trend. Hardcore Jay, you can go ahead and bring down your little non-alcholic beer and your kendu stick down to the ring. If you try to smack your little bamboo cane over my head I will severly hurt you ten times more then I was going to. See I don't really like being hit over the head with bamboo so Hardcore Jay you can smack me as hard as you can and I guaran-damn-tee you that I will not fall down. I will stand strong and then grab your own kendu stick and smack it over your ~censored~ head. Man, I am just so damn tired so I am getting a little hyper. That's what happens when I get tired and annoyed. Hardcore Jay you cannot deny the truth about what is going to happen on Sunday. Just face the facts, your going to get beaten like you have never before. You better face the facts and learn and prepare about what is going to happen on Sunday. Your going to face against the toughest opponent in your pathetic career, your going to face the craziest MoFo you have ever faced in your whole career. Your going to feel pain in places you never knew could feel pain. Your going to have pain rushing down your spine and then smacking against each one of your nerves causing you to scream in incredible pain. You will be laying on the ground in suffering pain and screaming like a small child. After I beat on you with anything in sight and you begin to bleed from spots in your body that have never bleed before then you will now I am The True Deserving Hardcore Champion! That is why I am of course the HWF's Most Awesome Hardcore Champion of all time. Hardcore Jay you will soon learn the true meaning of RE-SPECT!

~*Mark Dunn finally arrives at the hotel but waits outside for a few moments~*

Dunn: Before I go I need to talk about the final opponent in my Pay Per Veiw Hardcore Title Defense. This so called Mystery Man who claims he will take my Hardcore Title away from me at Redemption. Well he gave me a clue on who he is and I think I know but I won't spoil his little surprise. See he says I wasnt here the last time he was here and he was going to win back the Hardcore Title. See, Mystery Man your not exactly the smartest guy that there is either. Now I am definete on who you are but becuase it's your little secret I don't want to spoil your little anticipation surprise. Well your just a 100% pure dumbass, giving me these huge clues. But yes I am the Hardcore Champion and in my debut match I might add. While it took you weeks to win the Hardcore Title, man that is pretty pathetic. I almost said your name there and I am trying hard not to. See I have seen tapes of you and well your not Hardcore at all. I have no idea how in the hell you won the Hardcore Title in the first place. Infact I am still stumped on how you got into HWF in the first place. Your nothing but a fat punk-ass jobber who's little smack talking mouth is about to get a severe beat down. Mystery Man I will call you MM for short. MM, you stand no chance what so ever at winning this title from me. I am the greatest HWF Hardcore Champion in history. MM, nothing is going to stop me from running you over like a freight train. You can expect pain that has not yet been classified yet. You better pray, take your vitamins and train your ass off from now until Sunday Night. Becuase once that bell sounds ding, ding, ding, I am going to go crazy and destroy every MoFo that comes near me. I am going to take all you pathetic jobbers and then climb up the ladder to victory and retainment for my Hardcore Title! While the ref raises my hand and I look around and see five jobbers laying on the ground coughing up blood then I know I will have done my job right. Pretty soon you will all find out the true capablities of my power. MM, your just a little wussie who is to scared to give out his own name. Becuase once that music the plays and the cheering is going to stop and turn into BullSh*t chants from the crowd. All their excitmen will go down to level zero once they see you walk out from behind the curtain. MM, I would reveal your name to the masses but I will wait and see the reaction on your face and the fan's faces' when you walk down from the ramp. Mystery Man, your nothing and you never were nothing in HWF. So you five lay back on the crack, and step back before, you get jacked! Beat Me If You Can, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!

~*The Camera Fades as It shows Dunn getting his hotel keys from the counter~*

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