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Date Posted: 16:39:52 01/30/00 Sun
Author: Hardcore Jay w/ Jay Man
Subject: Monday Night

[ Scene opens up in the HWF Arena where the fans are awaiting the next match. Suddently the PA system comes on. ]

PA: OH YOU DIDNT KNOW!!!!!! YOUR ASS BETTA CALLLLLLLL SOMEBODAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[ Scene: The fans then begin to cheer while some boo as they await the arrival of the Road Dogg Jesse James. Suddently a man walks out of the curtain carrying a bottle of water and a microphone. As the fans look closer, it turns out to be Jay Man dressed up like the Road Dogg. He has a Jamiacan hat with brown dreadlocks coming out of the back. He is wearring a DX t-shirt with pants that say Dead Dogg running down the sides and an chalk outline of a dead dogg on the back of them. He gets into the ring and quickly begins to speak. ]

Jay Man: CUT THE MUSIC!!!! Llllladies and gentleman boys and girls children of all ages.... The HWF proudly brings to you, its undesputed HWF Heavyweight JOBBER CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!! The Dead Dogg Jesse James, and i represent, the Old Age OUTLAWS!!!! ( The fans in the arena cheer, and then begin to chant Hardcore ) Now as you all may know..... The D.E.A.D. D.O. Double G.... ( Fans cheer ) Has a match on Monday.... And the Dead Dogg knows that all you fans out their are wanting to see me shake rattle and roll this Hardcore Icon a bone right ( The fans boo ) Well you know what, the Dead Dogg doesnt give a bone if you fans out their care or not, because the Dead Dogg is going to make this damn guy like a fire hydren, and hes going to lift one leg up and..... Hey Billy Dung.... Uhh if your watching at home, can ya gimme a call up here cuz i need to know if you can say piss on him on television ( Fans laugh and cheer ) Now i know i gotta match on Monday, but uhhh i forget who the hell im facing.... Im an Armstrong brother so you all know that im not that smart in the head.... Hey ring announcer man.... Who am i facing on Monday....

[ Scene: The ring announcer goes over to the ropes where Jay Man is standing and tells him. ]

Jay Man: Hardcore Jay..... HARDCORE JAY!!! ( Fans cheer ) I cant fight this guy... He's gonna kick my ass.... I know i lose in the WWF and im gonna lose here but damnit this is so damn wrong i cant fight this guy, he's going to kill me....

[ Scene: Suddently Walk by Kilgore begins to play over the PA system, and Jay Man begins to run around the ring acting like he is scared, as Hardcore Jay begins to walk down the aisle carrying his Singapore Cane, and pointing down at the ring at Jay Man who at this point is out of the ring grabbing the ring announcer. As Hardcore Jay gets into the ring, Jay Man takes the ring announcer and holds him infront of him as a shield. Hardcore Jay then grabs a mic and begins to speak. ]

Hardcore Jay: Whats the matter Dead Dogg are you scared of me....

Jay Man: Hell yes im scared of you, your the Hardcore Icon....

Hardcore Jay: You know Road Dogg.... You are the most ignorant son of a bitch that ive ever seen in the wrestling buisness.... Get the hell out of here... ( He laughs histerically as the ring announcer manages to get out of the ring ) You know something Dead Dogg..... Monday Night im afraid that im going to have to beat you all over the arena.... Monday Night it will be time for this big dog, to take you to the Extreme ( Fans cheer as Jay Man begins to tremble ) Monday Night Dead Dogg..... In the scaffold match..... Your ass is going to be the first dog, to be tought how to fly..... But unfortunately for you, dogs dont know how to fly, so it looks like your going to be landing flat on your face in the ring when your ass falls ( Fans cheer ) Ok enough of this Jay, i think the fans know where im getting at with this ( Fans cheer )

[ Scene: Jay Man takes off the hat and takes off the shirt to reveal an Establishment t-shirt and then throws the mic out of the ring. ]

Hardcore Jay: Now if the real Road Dogg is in the back..... I want you to listen, and i want you to listen good.... Im tired of having your ass run around this building talking about how your ass is going to beat me Monday Night.... Road Dogg, Monday Night it is going to be your ass thats going to be getting beat, not mine.... I will see to it that this will be your last time ever that you talk about a Hardcore Icon like me again..... Because Monday Night Road Dogg.... Your whole world is going to end in a slight blink of an eye.... And the Hardcore Icon is going to be the one who ends it.... Now Road Dogg.... If you had any brains in that thick skull of yours ( Fans cheer ) You would not come down to the ring Monday Night... But your not that damn smart at all Road Dogg.... So im just going to have to beat the living hell out of you as much as i can before i send your ass to flight school ( The fans chant Hardcore )

Jay Man: And hey Road Dogg.... You and your little DX buddys.... You all aren't the only ones that can pull a good prank now are ya ( Fans cheer ) Road Dogg my brother is literally going to kick your " Oh you didnt know " saying ass all over that scaffold Monday Night.... And if i were you Road Dogg.... Id bring down a parachute... We wouldnt wanna have a messy ring when you fall now do we ( Fans cheer )

Hardcore Jay: Road Dogg.... You have til Monday to call up the hospital and make a reservation..... I hope you call early, because if you dont, im not going to take care of it..... See your ass in the ring....

[ Scene fades out as Walk by Kilgore plays and Team Extreme exits the ring and heads back up to the locker room. ]

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