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Date Posted: 12:59:40 01/31/00 Mon
Author: Hardcore Jay
Subject: Speaking for Monday Night



[ Scene opens up in the HWF locker room where Hardcore Jay is currently walking around in the back wearring an Establishment t-shirt, blue jeans, and black boots and carrying none other than his Singapore Cane, as well as pushing a bucket filled with chairs, a couple of tables, barb-wire, and much more. A reporter quickly runs over to him. ]

Reporter: Hardcore Jay, big match tonight what is your outlook?



Hardcore Jay: My outlook on the match.... Im gonna have to say, that after the match, Road Dogg will not be the Road Dogg anymore you know why, because he is going to be the Dead Dogg after the Hardcore Icon gets threw with him....

Reporter: How can you be sure about that Hardcore Jay i mean, he could possibly prove you wrong, and send you flying off that scaffold, but before you answer, what is all these things your carrying around?

Hardcore Jay: This bucket, is going to be used in this little scaffold match.... It has everything you could possibly dream of in a scaffold match, it has tables, chairs, barb-wire, everything you can think of, it is going to be in this bucket right here.... Now you think that the Hardcore Icon is going to be proven wrong here tonight when i fight this Road Dogg.... In a scaffold match nonetheless.... Are you out of your god damn mind man.... Do you think that the Hardcore Icon would ever take a scaffold match, when he wasnt sure if he could win the damn thing.... Well hell yea i would but still, the Hardcore Icon would never back down from a scaffold match, if he was absolutely positive, that he could win the damn thing.... And with a guy like Road Dogg, i can be sure as hell that im going to win..... And that goes for anybody that fights me in a scaffold match in the future..... Now, Road Dogg is going to be in his first scaffold match tonight, so that goes to show you who the veteran of the scaffold match is... Ive got the skills, and Road Dogg, just doesnt really have anything.... I know all there is to know about scaffold matches, and the Road Dogg, only pretty much knows what the kind of match is, and what happens when the losers have to do, in order to let the winners win.... The losers have to get their asses dropped down, about forty to fifty feet in the air, and they have to be slammed into that ring, either on the mat, out of the ring, or they have to crash onto a pile of tables, chairs, whatever..... Now Road Dogg.... What i want you to do right now, is to think of me and you..... Then with that description i just gave, tell me who you think the winner is and who the loser is going to be.... Have you thought of it yet..... Well lets just see if your right or not.... The loser Road Dogg, is going to be you.... And the winner is going to be me, the Hardcore Icon..... Oh whats that i hear Road Dogg.... You guessed that you would be the winner..... Well your ass thought wrong Road Dogg.... Do you honestly think, for one minute, that the Hardcore Icon would lose to a punk like you, HELL NO!!!!!! The Hardcore Icon is going to do simply this Road Dogg..... He is going to get up on that scaffold, and he is going to first beat your ass to a bloody pulp, then he is going to pack your bags, and send you onto an all expences paid trip, straight down to the Hardcore Circle..... Then when you've maid a.... " Smoothe landing " ( He laughs ) The Hardcore Icon is going to climb down from that scaffold, come into that ring, pick your Dead Dogg ass up, and then kick your ass some more..... Then Road Dogg, you will have finally gotten it through your head, that the Hardcore Icon, is not just the coolest...... NOT JUST THE BEST..... But the Hardcore Icon, is just..... HARD F*CKING CORE!!!!!

[ Scene fades out as Hardcore Jay moves the cameraman out of the way and heads down the halls picking up more useful objects. ]

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