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Date Posted: 20:13:43 01/30/00 Sun
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Tomorrow Night...

{Inside an HWF weight room, Maxim Reality is found training. An HWF camera crew interrupts Maxim's workout to ask him some things. An interviewer begins to speak…}

Interviewer: Excuse me, Maxim, may we have a few words with you?

Maxim Reality: Yeah, sure, but make it quick I got a lot more work to do.

Interviewer: First off, what are your thoughts on the reformation of the Corporation, now called the Establishment?

Maxim Reality: Well, frankly, I don't really care that much. I have hated Mankind ever since we first fought in the 15 Man Junkyard Match and I still hate him. As for Cactus Jack, I remember the last match he fought here in the HWF was a six pack match in which I won. But I still respect him and all of talents. As for the Hardcore Brothers, I don't care much about them because I've beaten them both, each time they've faced me in singles matches. Now as for the Masked Man, I've already mentioned how I dislike him, but that really doesn't matter now anyway because he's not gonna touch me if he knows what's good for him. Now, as for the Prez, this was a pretty good move because the nWd was really give him a hard time. But I've got no problems with him, whatsoever. Now can we move on to issues that actually effect me?

Interviewer: Well I hope it is apparent to you that you have a non-title match against Corey Reznor tomorrow night?



Maxim Reality: Of course it's apparent to me, moron?! I honestly don't know how you guys get your jobs! If I didn't know I had a match against Reznor, then I probably wouldn't be in the weight room working my ass off, would I? Yeah, an I Quit non-title match against the self-proclaimed 'Millennium Man'. Personally, I think this match should probably be the main event instead of IcE and Joker, but oh well. Now, ever since I entered this federation, Reznor and I have been going at it like crazy. At HWF's Crippling Virus he was the current European Champion, and he beat me. And at a past Monday Night War, he beat me because I was disqualified for not breaking a figure-four leg lock. Now, tomorrow night, I can put more submissions on Reznor and make his ass tap! Now this also gives me a warm-up for Reznor because he and I are gonna go at it at the Pay-Per View. Now if one person in this federation has been a thorn in my side, it's been Reznor. He and I had a big feud when McBain first entered this fed. He got Blue Devil, my former tag partner, to join Da Kliq, but that didn't last long. As for his fellow New World DisOrder members, I can tell he kept throwing Vandal at me to avoid me, but I made short work of that jobber. And I've mentioned in the past that I respect Reznor and everything he's accomplished, but once he steps into the ring with me, it all stops there. I'm not losing to Reznor again. And you can be sure about that! Something that Reznor continuously does that really annoys me. Every time we have a match, he claims he's gonna end my career. We've fought several times and I'm still here kicking as much ass as ever! And Reznor was very disappointed about our match not being a title match, but the truth is Reznor, even if it was a title match, I would still beat you! And you know that! Reznor says the Year of Reznor is starting tomorrow night? Whatever! There is going to be a lot more to this year than just you! Hell, what titles have you held? European and Tag? There's guys in this federation have done much more than you've ever done! And you are right, Reznor, after my Japanese Death Match I am mildly injured. And since you barely ever fight matches, you're in great shape! As for me, I'm in that ring almost every night working my ass off to be known as a great competitor and a force to be reckoned with. And tomorrow, you can bust out all the insane high-flying moves you want to because I'm gonna make sure they don't affect me. One of your moonsaults off the balcony? Fine! I welcome a challenge! Now, I realize you have a lot of innovative high-flying moves, but you've gotta understand that I've gotta a lot of things inside that I haven't shown yet! Of course, right now I sound pretty confident, but that's because I've been working too hard to lose to Reznor! But one thing, I am most positive about, if anyone can break my recent winning streak, I think it can be Reznor. Out of every wrestler in this federation, he's the ONLY one I think can break my streak! Vandal and Jay Man tried, but they couldn't even come close. Seb Richer was very confident that he could beat me, but he's another one with empty threats! Granted, he gave me a helluva match and I respect him, but he did not win, like I said. And speaking of Jay Man, I'd like to mention something about him. I don't understand why he gets a World Title shot before me?! Now, granted, he won the poll for who deserved a shot, but has he ever beaten me? No! So, I personally, think I should have been placed in that poll, but I don't mind. I'm happy right now with my European strap. But if the Prez needs to book someone in the World Title match at Redemption, I'd be glad to offer my services. Anyways, back to my streak. This isn't just some lucky streak that I picked up. This is me, spreading my skills throughout the minds of the federation. Showing everyone I deserve the REAL gold in this federation. This is the Streak of Reality. Showing everyone how serious the realness of my talent is. The Streak of Maxim will continue. Now, back to Reznor. He says tomorrow he's not gonna hold anything at all back? Good! That will help make this one of the most amazing match-ups in HWF history! If the Prez were to compile a list of the greatest matches in this federation's history, then our match tomorrow, Reznor, will be one of the top ones on that list! You don't think I deserve the European Title, Reznor? Well then when we fight tomorrow night, you can do whatever you can to prove it! I assure you, every time I go down to that ring to cut a promo, you can come down and challenge me if you feel like it. Because no matter what happens, I will always be ready for you and any other members of the New World DisOrder. I admit you guys are somewhat powerful, but I'm only worried about one of you. And that is Corey himself! One thing about Corey, is that no matter how much talent he has, he doesn't seem to have an identity. Every week he decides to change his look to satisfy himself. Why can't he just stay the same for more than a week or so?! Even though, it was annoying at first, I can deal with it now. And he always changes his finisher too! First, it was the Grunge Factor, which I thought was awesome. Then the Reznor Spike, which was decent. Then Reznor's Rage was the name for his DDT. And now Reznor's Rage is the name for a very impressive 450 Corkscrew Moonsault. But nowadays, I don't care what his finishers are, or what they're called because I'm not letting him put them on me! Why do you think I've been in the weight room all week? Not for fun, but to get ready for the match against my worst enemy. I'm not gonna think about this match as a breeze or anything. I'm taking this match as serious as I possibly can. Reznor, you have made quite an impact in this federation, I'll admit. But tomorrow night, every single person who watches the Hardcore Wrestling Federation will see why I am the European Champ and the rightful Millennium Man. At Monday Night War, you will tap Reznor from a little Taste Of Reality. And don't think for a second that I'm joking around here. Right now, I'm as serious as a heart attack. You can cut all the promos you want, you can sneak attack me whenever you feel like it, and you can bust out any high-flying move you want! Because I am sure tomorrow night, I will be ready for everything you have to offer. And if you feel like it, you can cut all the promos about our PPV Match you want, but I'm gonna wait until I get closer to the Pay Per View, to disparage you! Every wrestler reaches a turning point in his career where he is either destined for greatness or is banned from the sport all-together. And when I make my arch nemesis tap out with my signature submission move, I will finally have shown everyone in this federation, that I am destined for greatness. Tomorrow night, the Extreme High-Flying Machine vs. The Extreme Technician in one of the most historic matches in this fed's history! And at War, my hand, not Reznor's, will be the one held in victory! Hit me with everything you have, Reznor, cuz I am gonna be the one to beat you! And I know while I beat you, you are also gonna kick my ass in the process. But that's the part I like the best! So after I beat Reznor, I will beat anyone else who thinks they can stand a chance against me! So, for every person who thinks I should be kept at the bottom of the barrel, I am going to give you all a serious REALITY CHECK!! Because, me, Maxim Reality is here to stay and no one, not Reznor, not Mankind, not Mark Dunn, NO ONE, is going to ever get rid of me!! So now after everyone in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation hears this, they will realize that no matter what goes on tomorrow, the Streak of Maxim will continue!

Interviewer: Well, those are some pretty strong words from the European Champion, and speaking of Mark Dunn, you have to face him on Thursday in a non-title Bunkhouse Brawl. And this is the first ever Bunkhouse Brawl in HWF history. What are your thoughts on all of that?

Maxim Reality: When will you morons get it?! I don't talk about my matches until I get closer to them! I have three more days to prepare for Mark Dunn and I'm gonna use them wisely. But, for now, it seems to me that Mark requested this match from the Prez because he wanted to get a piece of me for beating on his girlfriend, Seb Richer. Well, all I can say is that was a big mistake, Dunn. You don't want any of me and you will realize that on Thursday Night. And as for this being the first, Bunkhouse Brawl in HWF history, I am very used to being in things like this. I am a guinea pig in this federation. I was the first man ever in a Japanese Death Match and now I am the first man in a Bunkhouse Brawl. And to tell you what, I like being the experimental man. It shows that I am never in the same surroundings and therefore never get the upper hand. This way, I can beat my opponents without an advantage and that shows how talented I really am. It shows that unlike people like Jay Man, I don't need to win a poll to get a push, I make my own pushes! Nyte Ryda won a poll and therefore he will get a push, but I think he is another person that makes his own pushes. And that is exactly how the Prime Time Playaz work! And if Mark Dunn beats Nyte Ryda tomorrow night, which he won't, then I think he should put the Hardcore Title on the line on Thursday! If he doesn't want to that's fine, but I'd prefer some more pressure for our match-up! I'm the kind that works well under pressure, but you'll figure that out on Thursday, Dunn.

Interviewer: Well, before we go, do you have any more thoughts on Monday Night War, or anything?

Maxim Reality: As a matter of fact, I do. First of all, this whole "feud" between Riot & Eclipse vs. Plague & Asylum has reached the peak of boredom. No one wants to watch these losers anymore, but they continue to come out and fight. And then White Devil is facing Midnight Rider. Now I ask the question: Does anyone really give a damn about either of these jobbers? If Midnight Rider didn't get dropped by Dunn, then he might have had a future. As for PiRoNa vs. Vandal, I really don't give a damn because they both suck. PiRoNa always used to talk shit to me, but he never asked for a match or anything. As for Vandal, I've beaten him every time he's faced me. Next Hardcore Jay will be taking on the Road Dogg. I've beaten Hardcore Jay and if Road Dogg wants some, I'll beat him too. So basically neither of these punks matter to me. Now, come the interesting matches. Nyte Ryda will fight Dunn in a Last Man Standing Match for the Hardcore Title. And I'm betting Nyte Ryda walks out with the victory in this one. He's been holding that Hardcore Title for too long to just lose it to some ass-wipe named Mark Dunn. And after Nyte Ryda wins that match, I will be facing off against the one man I hate more than Mankind, Corey Reznor. And I plan on beating Reznor and showing everyone my career can only go one more direction, up! And the main event will be Joker vs. IcE. Personally, since I hate Joker, I want IcE to win. But I'm not too fond of IcE either. So basically, this match doesn't mean much to me. But that is all I have to say about that issue. So take your shitty-ass camera crew and let me finish my workout!

Interviewer: Yes, sir. Thank you for letting us take up your time.

Maxim Reality: Don't mention it.

{The camera crew leaves and Maxim continues preparing for his match against Corey Reznor.}



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