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Date Posted: 14:29:40 01/30/00 Sun
Author: Jake Blade
Subject: Jake Blade speaks! (IcE, Road Dogg READ!)



[The scene opens in a Chicago radio station. A camera is waiting in a seat next to two empty seats. The radio guy, Guy Monsoon, is waiting for his cue to go onto the radio station. Soon a guy comes out and says "Your on!". The camera guy flicks the camera on and Guy Monsoon starts to hype up his next guest.]

Guy Monsoon:
We're back on Yak Live! Chicago. I'm Guy Monsoon with your daily dose of celeb chat! Today we've discussed Whiteny Houston's drug problem and if the Tabloids are correct and she was framed. But that's old news, my next guest is going straight to the top in the wrestling business! He made his HWF debut a couple of days ago, and is now joining us to take your calls! Of course, the man I'm talking about is Jake Blade!

[Three people in the back that are payed to do dumb things start to clap and whistle. Guy continues to talk.]

Guy Monsoon:
But enough talk about him, let's meet him!!!

[The guys in the back start to clap and whistle as Jake Blade and Tanya Moore make their way to the empty chairs. Guy starts to play a faint "Earache my Eye" as they enter. Jake and Tanya sit down and put on some headphones.]

Guy Monsoon:
Welcome, did you like our music selection?

Jake Blade:
Yeah, I wish I knew who that was. *rolls eyes*

[The guys in the back start to laugh.]

Guy Monsoon:
Haha. But in all seriousness, thanks for coming to the show.

Jake Blade:
Yeah, thanks for having me. I'm a huge fan of it... except for those guys. *points the guys in the back*

Guy Monsoon:
Yeah, not a lot of people like them. But, down to business. I'm a big fan of wrestling and I just wanna say that I was extremely excited when I heard you were ditching an old, crappy federation and skipping to the chock-full-of-talent HWF. What made you skip?

Jake Blade:
Well, I'll tell ya. I didn't like the last federation I was in at all. Little competition. People didn't know how to cut promos, or wrestle for that matter. And they treated me like crap. They didn't give me the respect I deserve and I took that personally. And then I met Corey Reznor. We quickly formed a great friendship and he convinced me, if I can call it that I really wanted out, to leave for the HWF. And I'm really happy I did. This fed has all I've ever wanted. Huge ratings, great wrestlers, GREAT mic workers, and a dedicated staff. And I'm just really glad to finally be here and be able to take the HWF clear into the next millennium.

Guy Monsoon:
Hence your nickname, the Millennium Man.

Jake Blade:
Exactly.

Guy Monsoon:
Now, upon your enterance you decided to get involved in the NWD, the New World DisOrder. What prompted you to do that?

Jake Blade:
They had most of the talent. They were a couple of great guys who decided to take me into their little stable. I think it will all be worthwhile. People may not like the NWD now, but they will learn to when Jake Blade gets on the mic more.

Guy Monsoon:
Well, I don't know if I can speak for the rest of the world out there, but I enjoy the NWD's skits. They are really talented. Next question. What was going through your mind when you challenged IcE to a match?

Jake Blade:
Well, I had been a fan of the HWF all my life and when I saw that IcE had made his return, I got mad. He considers himself a legend. When really, he hasn't done anything. He only won a Euro belt and half of the tag belts (I think), and he hasn't beat a REAL man, like me. He has no gimmick, he comes down and talks for about thirty seconds and leaves and I basically just got sick of all the attention being thrown his way. When I come into a federation, I expect a little bit of the spotlight. But when I got in, I saw that IcE had unrightfully taken more than half of mine away with his so-called "big return". It' MY TIME! It shouldn't be an old man's time. I don't think the fans want to see an old "legend" in the ring to wrestle when they can see all of this new talent that has made it's way to the HWF! Like me. I may be getting cocky, being a rookie in this fed, but I know for a fact that I can back it up! IcE has got a pretty big mouth for how small and weak he is. He hasn't got a thing going for him! I've got the fans, the fame, and the new-found fortune! When all he's got is his dentures and backscratcher. I don't consider that a very successful man. I consider that an old, washed up punk!

Guy Monsoon:
Whoa, some pretty strong words there for a "rookie". But, it looks like we have a caller!

Caller #1:
How can you say that stuff about IcE?? He's been a dedicated wrestler from a very pivotal time in the HWF and all you can do is find something wrong with him! Do you have any idea of what kind of guy IcE is???

Jake Blade:
Actually, no. I don't have any idea of what kind of guy IcE is. I'm sure he's alright. But I don't care what kind of guy he is. What I care about is what he does inside the ring. He comes, does a promo, and wrestles a poor match. The crowd doesn't get into it at all, and IcE somehow finds a way to come out on top! I admire that, how he somehow finds a way out on top. He kind of reminds me of my grandpa... But, enough memories. I want to talk about IcE for just a little while longer. IcE, your old and washed up. You should just give all of this wrestling stuff up and take a job at a McDonald's somewhere. You can't beat a young, buff guy like me. So don't even try! Even though it looks like you aren't right now. You haven't even talked a short little bit about accepting my challenge! If you don't want to fight, hang up your boots!!!! Take whatever pride you have left in that rotting body of yours and take it back to your condo in Florida before I have to pound it out of you in the ring!

Guy Monsoon:
Thank you, caller. I'd just like to remind everyone out there that this radio program is not responsible for anything Jake Blade says or does to any of the callers. Just remember that before you call. YOu seem to like to just tear people apart! Why?

Jake Blade:
Because I know that they're not as good as me. Why else?

Guy Monsoon:
Well, your just so mean to people. It's a wonder that people like you at all-

[Guy cuts himself off, because he doesn't want to get on Jake's bad side. He continues asking questions.]

Guy Monsoon:
Anyway, I have seen that IcE has made no retort to your threat. What are you going to do if he doesn't reply?

Jake Blade:
Hmm, I didn't really think about that one. Lemme see. What would I do?... *strokes the bottom of his chin as he thinks* Well, I'd probably just challenge someone else. Don't even ask who because he just came to me! I would challenge Road Dogg Jesse James! Why you ask? Because he has no talent. He should run away with his tail between his legs back to his "Dogg House" before Jake Blade decides to neuter him! He comes down to the ring night in night out, with the saaame routine. People get bored of that stuff. You have to be pretty flashy to succeed in this business and all Road Dogg does is come in and say the "Ladies and Gentlemen.." routine and the crowd kind of yawns and talks along with it just for a change in mood. But I know how the people feel, and I know that they get bored with the same old schtick. And don't even get me STARTED on his in ring skills. He does that little shake-punch deal and then gives his opponent a hard right hand, knocking him down. Well, if he faced anyone with a little bit of TALENT they would move out of the way and execute a high power move on him. And then preceed to kick him while he's down. That's what I'D do. But all of the jobber's he faces don't have half the brain I do, and just let themselves get hit! And then he dances before he does a legdrop. WHOOOOAAA NELLIE! What a move! He dances and drops the leg. Is that supposed to add some kind of power behind it? Well if it is, it doesn't work! Then before the match he says he likes to do it "Doggy Style". Doggy Style with what? But I'm not going to go deeper into it or I'll sound like an amateur by making fun of a person's sexual orientation. And I'm just not going to do that!!!!

Guy Monsoon:
Hey look! We have another caller!

[Guy flicks on a phone line and a deep voice starts to speak.]

Caller #2:
JAKE BLADE! You are my hero! I watched you every Friday in the last crappy fed you were in and loved every minute of your interviews and matches. Especially the Hell in a Cell matches!

Jake Blade:
Well, thank you. Now what's your question?

Caller #2:
Well, I was wondering if you had any respect for anyone. Are you like a rebel or something that hates everyone or are you the kind of person who gives credit where credit is due?

Jake Blade:
Well, I'd like to say that I'm a hard-ass and all that jazz, but I just can't. I have to give credit where credit is due. Every champ in this federation is worth props from every damn wrestler here. And that's my goal. I want to be a champ and get that respect from all of the wrestlers here. If I don't already for being so good in such early stages of my HWF career. Thanks for the question though caller.

Guy Monsoon:
Yes, thank you caller! That was a very good question, and a pretty deep answer. But I have another question. Where did you meet your beautiful valet, Tanya Moore?

Jake Blade:
Listen up and listen good. I don't like it when people make references to Tanya like that. People hit on her all the time, and now that I'm famous, I don't need people hittin' on my girl. If you say that she's beautiful again I'll reach over this desk and smack you upside that head of yours! *Tanya smiles* Now that we're both on the same page about all this I'll answer your question. I met her after a show in Chicago. Tons of people showed up for my match and when I won it, the place erupted. The guard rails fell down and the fans in the stands charged the ring. Tanya was the first on that approached, well ran up, to me. We fell in love at first sight.

Guy Monsoon:
I think I'll just ask another question before it gets to mushy in here. We have an image to uphold you know! *laughs* Jake, what belt are you going for in the HWF? The World?

Jake Blade:
Well, I'm not sure yet. I don't like to make my dreams too high. Unlike most jobbers who come into feds, who like to go straight for the World Title and then are shot right down. I'm just gonna go along with things and see how they go. Just go with the flow. If anyone is willing to give me a shot, I'll take it.

Guy Monsoon:
What if no one issues a challenge?

Jake Blade:
I bet someone will, I always manage to piss someone off. I just haven't had the opportunity to piss anyone off that much yet. Haha.

Guy Monsoon:
Haha. Well Jake, our time has come to an end. Thank you again for coming.

Jake Blade:
Thanks for having me! We must do this again sometime.

Guy Monsoon:
Yes we should. And if your sick of just listening to Jake Blade talk and want to see him, just turn on your TV on Thursday or Monday night and you will see the man in action! He hasn't had his debut match, but I'm sure it will be soon! This is Guy Monsoon, signing off!

[Some cheap music plays as Jake and Tanya take off their headphones. Guy takes his off and stand up. He shakes Jake and Tanya's hands and takes them down the hall. He makes a little small talk with them.]

Guy Monsoon:
So, can I have a couple free tickets to one of HWF's shows?

Jake Blade:
No. We have lots of places to go today so leave us alone.

[Guy does a really cheap-sounding laugh and stops walking. Jake and Tanya walk on. The camera man follows them all the way out to their car. Jake and Tanya climb into a silver sports car and peel off. The scene fades to black...]

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