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Date Posted: 09:13:40 01/25/00 Tue
Author: Corey w/ Brittany
Subject: Corey Reznor Speaks


{The camera show's HWF Tag Team Champion, Corey Reznor entering the arena. Reznor has his gym bag in one hand and his other arm around Brittany. Reznor gets greeted by a couple officials and then they walk into the New World DisOrder locker room. They are the first NWD members to arrive at the arena. Brittany walks into the bathroom and you can hear a shower begin to run. Reznor looks into the camera and speaks.}



Reznor: I'll just fill the time with this promo until the other NWD guys get here. First off I have a few things to say about Monday Night War! Dark Angel and Midnight Rider form a team? What kind of whack little team is this? Dark Angel, we go way back but you've never had a partner like Rider. That was a pretty sweet move with the powerbomb and moonsault combination. But you guy's should have finished Hardcore Jay off! You let him win the damn match by count-out! What the hell were you guy's thinking? Your very new to the fed and you can't let other people win by count-out. You guys could have and should have stayed in that ring and battled it out. But that's not my career that's your two careers your slowing down. Now one more time The Masked Man and Seb Richer make their mark into yet another HWF Event. Well even though this wasn't your most rampaging night you still had a few hits in. X-Raided, we would have helped you guy's at the very beginning but our flight got delayed so that's why we got at the arena so late. I am interested to see Seb Richer's debut match, I want to see if Seb can really fight somebody face to face and not continous attacks from the dark or behind. I have a feeling somehow that Maxim Reality is going to win. Maxim is much more experienced and also actually has some good wrestling skills. The match of the night was either Mankind Vs Nyte Ryda or Balla Vs Joker. Both of those matches were kick ass, especially the one's involving New World DisOrder. But Joker, damn man Balla nailed you with one of the most brutal Decapitators I have seen in a while. Mankind's little 180* powerbomb threw a table was pretty sweet too, even though we have seen New World DisOrder members use this move before. Now The Vandal, sorry about your match man. Maxim Reality has gotten a new edge to him. Jay Man got knocked out like hell from that broken kendu stick shot to the back of the neck.

Reznor unpacks some of his gym bag and then takes a drink from a water bottle


Reznor: Now it is time for a little Hardcore Thursday Predictions, Reznor Style! The first match a hardcore jobber rules match between Jeff Psycho,Riot and Asylum. Well immediatly I go with Jeff Psycho. Riot has two second promo's that take less then a minute to read to typed up version on the internet reporter sites. Asylum is almost as bad as Riot but he is a little better. So Jeff Psycho all the way in this match. Now a Hells Rules Match as IcE Vs White Devil. Well first off IcE is going to destroy White Devil in Devil's own stipulation. Devil your going to be the one going to hell and never coming back. A Cage Match between Jeff Matthews and Midnight Rider, I am going with Jeff Matthew's all the way. He's been on a losing streak as of late but this will be his turning point and where he turns his career upwards instead of down. So my pick is Jeff Matthews for the whole way! The next Hardcore Title Last Man Standing Match, this match will no doubt be good. But I see somehow Dark Angel winning with maybe a little assitance but New Hardcore Champ, Dark Angel! I already talked about the European Title Japanese DeathMatch earlier, now the main event. A Hell In A Cell 6 Man Tag, 2 Extreme+Joker Vs Team Extreme and Mankind. Well of course I am going to go with Team New World DisOrder all the way. I'll speak more on this match in just a few moments. N.


A knock at the door is heard and a official steps in. The official tells Reznor that The Joker and The Vandal's flight's both got delayed and McBain's at his house and won't be able to arrive in time.


Reznor: Dammit, I guess I came out here for no damn reason. *The CameraMan Hands Reznor A Note* Let's see here, this is the new revised card. *Reznor gives a angry face and then crumbles the paper* It was supposed to be Reznor and X-Raided Vs Maxim Reality, Nyte Ryda and Balla but now the main event is Corey Reznor Vs White Devil. Now you can see why I am probably pissed off. I go from a main event six man tag to a singles match facing the pyromaniac jobber. Well I might as speak some about this upcoming Hardcore Thursday Main Event. Now I will first start off with Jay Man. Yea, Jay Man we all know why you don't want to be in the European Title Match. Your scared of facing Maxim Reality, Corey Reznor and Vanilla IcE. Well Jay Man this upcoming Thursday you won't be able to get out of this match-up. I'm still waiting to get some pay-back for that powerbomb a couple weeks ago. And now I finally get a shot for revenge. Jay Man, at one time you were Mr. Hard F'N Core but that time has come and gone. Now your Mr. Wanna Be- Old -Washed-Up-Former-Hardcore-Wrestler. Jay Man you might as well retire becuase HWF's new breed is taking over and well Jay Man your not the new breed. Your more like the ancient breed and the soon to be extinct breed. Jay Man, I am going to grab your kendu stick and do what Maxim Reality did last night except ten times harder. Now Hardcore Jay, the brother of Jay Man. You much like your brother, are a Wanna Be- Old -Washed-Up-Former-Hardcore-Wrestler. You will no longer be able to compete in the federation of HWF after this coming thursday. You should have retired long ago, and I thought you did until I saw your match this Monday. See your so worthless, main eventers don-t even know that your here. Hardcore Jay, we have had some battles in the past but I don't actually think we have ever had a match together. So Hardcore Jay prepare for you first match with the Extreme High Flying Machine, Corey Reznor. Now onto the ever so familiar Mick Fatty. Manlove, this is the first time to my knowledge we have been in the same match. Well Mankind, your fat ass is going to be taken 2 The Extreme. You may have done some stupid crazy stuff in your past but nothing like what's going to happen on Thursday. The three of us are thinking of a brutal way to take you off the top of the cell. Your other Hell In A Cell fall from Survivor Series in WWF will be nothing like this one. Mankind, you can expect to get the most brutal and horrific beating of your miserable life. Mankind, when it comes down to actual real brutal wrestling you have no experience in that. You may have bled tons, had all shorts of injuries but that is becuase you can't defend yourself and you can't wrestle. It takes a good wrestler to take pain but an even better one to dish it out. Mick, from what I have seen you haven't been very good at dishing out the pain at all. I wouldn't be very surprised Mankind, if your off the cell top ends your career. As a matter of fact I hope that it does end your worthless pathetic career. So Mankind and Team Extreme prepare to be taken 2 The Extreme!


Reznor gets up and at the same time Brittany walks out wearing a nice outift





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