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Date Posted: 20:16:32 01/25/00 Tue
Author: The Vandal & Stacy Stanton
Subject: (Short)Balla, Jeff Matthews, Valerie

***"Adidas" by KoRn hits the PA System as through the curtains walk The Vandal and Stacy Stanton. The crowd boos as he walks out and flicks off the crowd. He grabs a mic out of his pocket, and then begins to speak. ***



The Vandal: Jeff Matthews, Balla the end is getting near. The HWF is looking for a new champion and it is going to be me! I am going to become the United States Champion!!!!! I am sick of all this shit. On February 6th I will be a damn champion! I will be the United States Champion! Balla your ass is going to be smothered by the BEST! Balla and the Prime Time Players will be gone after HWF Redemption! You know why because The New World DisOrder is going to beat the shit out of every single one of them! There isn't a damn thing that you can do about it! Balla I feel really sorry for you because i am pissed and you know it. I want that title and you know it. And you also know that i have been on a damn losing streak. Balla it is going to end on February 6th when I am crowned the NEW United States Champion! Balla your ass is going to be kicked by the best damn man in the sport today! Balla I hate to say it but you can shine and polish both of those titles up because they are both coming around the waist of The F*cking Vandal! Balla I am going to knock a senton bomb on your ass from out of now where off the top rope and then I am going to hit The VANDALizer on your ass! You won’t be able to move, talk, or speak. Your senses will be gone and the soap BUBBLES will have to come whip the tears off your face when you see that you have lost the United States Gold! Balla you ain’t shit anymore because it is time for all the mid-card stars to start whooping some ass on the old goofs! It is time for all the upcoming superstars to carry more gold than people like C-Rock, Balla, Mankind, IcE, and Jay Man. And I am going to be the one that is going to start the revolution!!! Balla I am going to give you one last chance to say you quit or else the end is going to be near! I am going to destroy you ass! There is not going to be anything left of Balla, or C-Rock after a few months because the new stars are going to tear it apart! You know Balla I am not afraid of you and I am not afraid of anyone else either! I will take upon any challenge that I get and nobody can do anything about it!!! I am on a mission to take any gold as possible and to become the first ever “Grand Slam” champion in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation! There is not going to be anybody that will go down in history as a heel better than The Vandal! And that is a f*cking fact! Balla the end is near of your reign as United States champion because I said so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The Vandal paces a few steps then continues.}

The Vandal: Now you Jeff Matthews the same thing is going to happen but only different a little bit. You are not going to be the one that gets pinned that will be Balla because after the first minute of the match you will be screaming in pain like you have never screamed before! You can’t do anything about it you know why? Because I said so! Jeff Matthews you don’t stand a chance so give it up! You know if you really think that you can beat Balla or me one at a time? Well hell if you can do that then you definably can’t beat us as the same time. Jeff “The INSANE” Matthews your job is just getting harder as you think that you can come in here and demand things. Hell son I earned my titles so why don’t you piss off? I am going to beat your ass no matter what you say. No matter what you do or how hard you try because I can easily kick your ass even if I had my hands handcuffed behind my back! You will never be able to beat Balla and I so why don’t you just give up? I mean you don’t want me to make you give up with a little move known as the Sleeper? Or get your ass flown of the top rope with a Frankenstiener? I mean why? Why? Why? Why should I even have to waist my damn time about you? You SUCK, and you Always will suck so get the f*ck out of my face! Jeff Matthews your end is near too you psychotic freak! It would be FUNNY if you had a breath after the match on February 6th at Redemption 2000 because your ass will be KICKED! You are going to be hurting and screaming in pain just like your little woman will after Redemption! You don’t have a chance to fly with us in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation and hell you are just not worth it! If you were crowned a champion it would be a disgrace to the name of your mother, your father, your family, and it would even be a disgrace to call you a disgrace! You will bring the rating down many, many notches and you definitely don’t want that to happen because then you will be fired with out being able to speak! Jeff Matthews don’t try to tlak, or play any shit with me because all that is going to happen is you are going to make me much, much madder. And you don’t ever, EVER want that to happen. I don’t need to spend anymore time talking about your stupid ass!

{The Vandal hands the mic to Stacy.}

Stacy Stanton: Hello everyone! And welcome to another speaking about Stacy kicking the crap out of Valerie in the Bikini Contest! Valerie you don’t stand a chance to beating me because your body is FLAT!(crowd begins to chant: Show your T*ts, Show your T*ts.) No I can’t I already told you. But Valerie if you just want your ass to be kicked then come to the ring in the crappy Bikini so then I can take that Son of a Bitch off as soon as you come near me! I have faith in myself, and my body! And you are just going to be embarrassed because you are flat chested! You are going to get a trophy over the head, and a bikini off to show the world what you REALLY are under those clothes! If I were you I wouldn’t come down to the ring but hell you can it doesn’t bother me!



***She drops the mic and then kisses Vandal. Vandal flicks the crowd off as he climbs out the ring helping Stacy. Then walking to the back while “Clown” By KoRn is blaring over the system.***

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