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Date Posted: 21:30:53 01/25/00 Tue
Author: Balla
Subject: Balla speaks...

*The scene opens up in Tennessee with the crowd real quiet until Wanna Be A Balla plays and Balla plays and Balla along with Bubbles walks to the ring. Bubbles is wearing a real short blue, black and white shirt that says Titans on the front and Balla is wearing an Eddie Georde jersey, baggy jeans, a Tennessee Titans cap which is on backwards, two loop earings (one in each ear), a thick gold chain with a PTP symbol, a rolex watch on his left wrist, a gold nugget ring on his left ring finger, his United States title over his left shoulder and his Hardcore Tag Title over his right shoulder. Balla gets in the ring as Bubbles walks over to the comentary booth and grabs a mic. Balla then holds the ropes for Bubbles to get in and Bubbles hands the mic to Balla and Balla begins to speak.*

Balla: Whats up Tennessee, lets hear some noise for the PTP!!!

(The crowd erupts.)

Balla: Now lets here it for the Titans!!!

(The crowd goes nuts.)

Balla: Everyone knows the Titans got this Superbowl made and even know they aint in Houston anymore, I still got much love for them. But lets get down to busines.

(Balla listens to a chant of Titans and he then begins to speak once again.)

Balla: Lets start off with you Joker. Joker, you might have pulled off a win but you got to face it, without them brass knuckles, you would have ended up all fucked up. You wouldnt have had a chance to win that match if you didnt have brass knuckles taking the place of your balls. But I let you know I didnt like that in a way that words couldnt explain and that was with a Decapatator. I dont apriciate getting nailed with brass knuckles especially when its from a punk like you. You talk about the jokes on me and the jokes on Mankind and the jokes on billy bob. I dont give a damn if the jokes up your ass cuz all you are is a plain ass joke. Im telling you now that you dont, wont and never will have the skills I have or the talent to hang with a superstar like me and thats that. Your punk ass is the toe jam between Stacy Stanton's toes in my eyes and your not too great. Yeah with a pair of brass knuckles your good, but if you had nothing but your fists on Balla's fists then you would end up being on White Devel's level if that.You dont impres me at all when you walk out and you cheat by nailing me with brass knuckles cuz if you cant beat me then you should let it be shown instead of pulling out a weapon and hitting me from behind with it. All this did was piss me off cuz I dont take bull shit like this and you know that. You know way back when Blade's punk ass stole my T.V. Title that I was beating your ass all up and down nthe arena and if it wasnt for me beating your ass then I would still have that title. But thats in the past and this is now and im gonna give you that credit for that rip off of a win you did to me.

(Balla takes about three or four steps forward and then begins to speak once again.)

Balla: Joker, I have noticed something when I went and looked at the ppv card today which pissed me off and if something dont change with that if the poll stays the same then im gonna tell the prez now that he aint gonna like what I will do. Yeah Joker, you beat me, but you beat me with brass knuckles and so that shouldnt make you speacial. The prez put that poll up for a reason for all the fans to let him know what they want and the fans have choses Balla as the man they want to bring home the gold and im gonna be real pissed off if I dont get into this World Title match. I dont mind if your in the match as long as Balla's name is added in as well cuz im the man the people want and the ppv would be a cheat rip off for the people if im not put into it. So if the prez dont want to screw this company up then he best think about what he is doing cuz I got more than one plan to do in the main event at Redemption. But I aint worried about being put into this match cuz I already know the prez is gonna give the people what they want and thats having Balla in the main event. I mean, I can turn a Balla verses White Devil match into a main event, thats just how great I am so I guarantee that I will be put into this World Title match and thats that. So Joker, you havent gotten rid of me too easily cuz if I fall then I hop right back up and you know that by the Decapatator I gave your punk ass after you pissed me off Monday night. Joker, you had me get my T.V. Title ripped off my shoulders and you pissed me off after that so your in for a treat and its not gonna be a good one. Now Mankind, as far as you go, we got muteral respect for eachother and im gonna admit that your not a bad champion. But I feel im a better one and I am gonna make sure I prove that by taking your title and keeping it for a long, long time. Joker aint gonna be a factor in this match cuz frankley, he aint good enough to be there. But come September 6th at Redemtion, Balla will be your new crowned champion and thats a fact.

(Balla rubs his U.S. Title as he speaks.)

Balla: Now lets get to my United States Title which brings up Jeff Mathews and the Vandal. First off Vandal, you and your bitch aint shit. To tell you the truth, Stacy Stanton looks like a cheat slut who tries so hard to get laid. But everyone knows that she couldnt get a fuck if she opened her legs butt ass naked right in front a non pussy gettin nerd. This bitch looks like big bird of steroids and she aint gonna win no baithing suit contest if her life depended on it. I dont know much about this other girl who is getting into this contest but their just lucky that I aint letting Bubbles get into this thing.

(The crowd boos.)

Balla: I know you all want to see it but everyone knows that Bubbles is just too fine to get into a contest with a couple sluts who would end up trying to rape her fine ass. But Vandal, the U.S. Title is what im concentrating on and I promise you that the title wont leave my side. You talk about how the NWD is the shit, but if you ask me, they suck dog dick. I saw this masked mans debeut and he destroyed each and every member of the NWD on his own at once not one time, not two times but three times in one night he took out every single one of you punks at once and thats pathetic. As far as you got Jeff Matthews, I aint got no problem with you cuz I can see that your an up and coming star here in the HWF but you know your not able to hang with a man like Balla and thats a fact. So im telling the two of you that the title aint leaving my side and thats that.

*Wanna Be A Balla plays and Balla helps Bubbles out the ring and they both head to the back as the scene fades away.*

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