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Date Posted: 00:01:15 01/26/00 Wed
Author: Team Extreme
Subject: Time is running out ( 2-Extreme and Joker ) OOC: Might be a little dumb but im tired right now so cant really think

[ Scene opens up in the Baltimore arena where the fans have enjoyed quite a night filled with much exitement as they are awaiting the next match. Suddently Walk by Kilgore begins to play over the PA, and the fans start to sing along with the lyrics as they await the arrival of Team Extreme. As pyro begins to burst out of the entrance way, Team Extreme walk out from behind the curtain and lift up their Singapore Cane's as the music plays through the arena getting the fans pumped. As the walk down the ramp, Jay Man and Hardcore Jay each take some signs of the fans which say things such as Team Extreme = Hardcore, Team Extreme 4 life, and such others as they show the signs to the camera in front of them. As they get in the ring, they each take a couple of seconds to get the fans jumping by climbing a different turnbuckle and moving each of their Cane's around at the fans before getting off and walking to the center of the ring. As they get to the center of the ring, they take a deep long stare at the fans, and then they raise up there Singapore Cane's only to then have pyro spurting out of the turnbuckle post's. As the music fades out, Hardcore Jay grabs a mic, clears his throat and begins to speak. ]

Hardcore Jay: BALTIMORE MARYLAND!!!!!!

[ Scene: The crowd erupts. ]

Hardcore Jay: WELCOME!!!!!! To the house of HARDCORE!!!!!! Where it is just a FEW DAYS!!!! Before Team Extreme and Mankind beat the living hell, out of 2-Extreme and their little clown friend Joker ( Fans cheer ) Now first of all i have been in the back many times now and i have been trying to find out why the hell these punks have taken it upon themselves to act like Team Extreme and get a name like us but by changing the first word, to a two. Reznor and Mcbain you have no idea what i have gone through just thinking about that, i mean come on you boys are not Hardcore at all.... Your basically just plain out Hardcoreless ( Fans laugh and cheer ) You boys think that you can just take a name like Team Extreme and change the first damn word to make it 2-Extreme and think that you can get some publicity out of it.... You boys are gravely mistaken.... You both have not once proved to us, or the fans for that matter that you are Hardcore.... Well of course Mcbain, you might have done one thing Hardcore, but drugs dont count buddy ( He laughs as the fans cheer ) Thursday night boys you will be getting tought a lesson by the teachers of Hardcore, Mr. Jay Man, Mr. Hardcore Jay, and Mr. Mick Foley, will all be teaching you how to be Hardcore, by beating your asses with it. And to go along with the teachings of Hardcore, you will be given a test to go along with it, and the only problem is, that you all WILL FAIL!!!!!! ( Fans cheer ) You boys will not pass the course, or the class, not to mention the Hell In A Cell when Team Extreme and Mankind are the ones that will be kicking your asses.

Jay Man: Joker and 2-Extreme, you boys will be looking forward to an evening filled with pain and torture at the hands of the Extreme Team, who will be taking you three to the Extreme limit at which you will not be able to handle.... You three will all experiance what Team Extreme and Mankind have been building up in the past few days.... To put it simple..... After Thursday you boys will be wishing, that you hadnt pissed us off in the beginning ( Fans cheer ) I will admit that you boys are good, i mean im not a bad guy ill admit that you are good wrestlers.... But when it comes to a three way match with you against us and Mankind, im afraid that we are the head hauncho's, and you just cant cut the bread..... I mean here you have two boys from Hardcore City that have grown up to only beating peoples asses and sending them to the hospital in a pool of their own blood, and then you have a man who all his life has spent his time getting thrown into barb-wire, getting slammed on thumbtacks, getting his damn ear half ripped off, being sent off of a cage onto a damn announcers table, being slammed onto bombs, and when you compare this, to some two bit punks, and a damn court jester, that thinks they are going to whipe the floor with us, either you were dropped on your heads as children, or right now you are on some serious addiction of some sort of drug, because their is no way in HELL!!!!! That we will be beaten at the hands of you.... Mankind and Team Extreme have been in the damn world of wrestling, ever since you boys were in your daddy's semen, and now you come along fully grown and expect to beat a couple of pro's that have spent all their life kicking ass. But yet you still think that you can beat us.... Well at Hardcore Thursday you all will be getting that chance, but unfortunately we wont be letting that happen to us, because number one it will be on the damn newspapers, on television, and in the fans minds, that you beat us, and if that happens, we wont have anything else to do with the HWF, because if Team Extreme and Mankind together, lose to a couple of guys that are nothing but a couple of punks, that will be on our minds constantly day and night and frankly, we can not and will not take that. So on Hardcore Thursday infront of the millions of Hardcore fans that come to see us kick some ass, 2-Extreme and Joker, that is what the fans will be seeing. They will be seeing the Extreme Team for their last night together, kick your asses.

Hardcore Jay: There is nothing more that i want to do, then to just beat the hell out of you three on Thursday night. There isnt a day that goes by where i havent thought about you boys and what i am going to be doing to you on Thursday night. And as the crazy son of a bitch that i am, i swear to you that i will not be doing nothing more than making your lives a living hell in that cell. 2-Extreme, you boys claim that you are Hardcore.... Joker, you claim that you are the funniest and best damn wrestler in the HWF..... Now that is what you think, but what the Extreme Team thinks, is that all of you are just a mockery of wrestlers.... You can come out of that curtain down there and come to the ring, grab a mic, and say your all this and your going to do this, and the fans are going to love every minute of it, but when that night comes for you to prove every word of it, you dont do jack sh*t exept get your ass kicked and waist the fans time by seeing if your going to win.... Thats exactly what you boys have said over the past couple of days.... You have cried, and moaned about how your going to beat us on Thursday and all we can do is just sit back and laugh, do you understand boys, me and Jay laugh to death at the t.v. in our locker room when we hear you three say that. But with us, we can come out here and say whats going to happen, and when that day comes we do it.... Come Thursday night boys, you will be seeing that because me and Jay were in the back and we have discussed this, and we have descided to do something.... If we lose this match, so help us we will leave the HWF, and with all of the depression that will be going through our heads, if you three beat us, then you will force us to go to the lowest of all things.... We will leave the HWF, and walk into the WCW.... ( The fans begin to boo ) So you can say right now that are careers are at stake here.... If we lose this match, then we will lose everything and be forced to go into the WCW, because if we lose then we can never show our faces again, and everybody knows, that nobody watches the WCW so we figure that is the best place to go....

Jay Man: Ok calm down bro. dont worry thats not going to be happening because you know, i know, and Mankind knows that we are better than these assholes, and we know that we can beat them so there is nothing to be worried about..... 2-Extreme and Joker you boys will not be walking out of that arena with a win, i swear to god.... You will not be doing that to the Extreme Team..... What you will be doing, is you will be laying flat on your backs in the center of the ring facing to the sky as me, Jay and Mick walk out as the winners that we are, and their is nothing more to put it..... So if you punks want to keep on wrestling..... Then dont bother coming down to that ring on Thursday night, because if you do, then be ready to become OB!!!!SO!!!!LETE!!!!

Hardcore Jay: Now thats just not the coolest.... Thats not just the best..... But thats just....

Fans: HARD F*CKING CORE!!!!!!

[ Scene fades out as Walk plays and Team Extreme raises their Cane's into the air as the fans cheer them on. ]

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