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Date Posted: 17:23:49 01/26/00 Wed
Author: The Midnight Rider
Subject: Jeff Matthews....Listen up GOOF boy!!



**The lights dim inside the HWF Arena. The familiar sound of "Midnight Rider" blares over the loud speakers. On the Titan Tron, the singular white light is shown getting closer and brighter. As the screen becomes completely white, The Midnight Rider rumbles onto the stage riding his massive Titan motorcycle. He stops the bike dead center on the stage. He turns the bike off and steps off of it. He raises a mic to his mouth, and he speaks………**

The Midnight Rider: "Listen up Jeff Matthews. What makes you think that you can go toe to toe with The Midnight Rider??? Everyone saw how quickly, and might I add easily, your sorry ass got eliminated from the barbed-wire cage match that we were in on Monday. So now the PREZ has scheduled a match between you and me for Thursday. And to top it off, it will be inside a steel cage."

**The Midnight Rider looks down and begins to shake his head. A small smile and a laugh comes over his face.**

The Midnight Rider: "Son, I don't know what you were thinking taking this match against me. I am the BIGGEST and BADDEST S.O.B. in the HWF. There are only two ways that you can beat me in that cage on Thursday. The first one is that somehow between now and our match I drop dead. And the other is if the world suddenly comes to an end. I do not think either of those things will happen, so you better be ready to have your ass kicked all over that steel cage."

**The crowd begins to be concerned as images of this massive man kicking the crap out of Jeff Matthews enter and dance through their heads.**

The Midnight Rider: "I am going to leave you with one more thing to think about between now and Thursday Jeff………."

**The Midnight Rider walks over to his bike. He removes a piece of steel fencing off of the back of his bike. He then grabs a head of lettuce out of one of the bags on his bike. He walks back to the center of the stage. He begins to run the head of lettuce back and forth over the steel fencing. The head of lettuce falls to pieces as it is run over the fencing.**

The Midnight Rider: "Jeff……look at what this has done to the head of lettuce. Now just think of what it will do to that pretty little head of yours. And always remember this……..IT IS MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!!!"

**With that, The Midnight Rider drops the fencing and lettuce onto the stage. He turns and hops onto his bike. The sound is deafening as he fires it up and drives back into the darkness of the backstage area. The camera switches over to our announcers……they both have stunned looks on their faces.**

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