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Date Posted: 20:14:48 01/26/00 Wed
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Tomorrow Night...

{At an HWF House Show, a typical jobber match is taking place and the crowd is not very interested. Suddenly, No Leaf Clover plays over the PA and the fans go nuts. Maxim Reality makes his way from the locker rooms towards the ring area. Instead of entering the ring and destroying the jobbers like everyone expects, Maxim Reality walks to the announcers table where James Davis and David Wilson are sitting. He puts on a head set and greets the famous commentators.}

James Davis: Well ladies and gentlemen, we have just been joined by the current HWF European Champion, Maxim Reality. It's great to have you with us, Maxim.

Maxim Reality: Thanks, James, it's great to be here.

James Davis: Well you have been on quite a hot streak as of late wouldn't you say?

Maxim Reality: Well, I've been working real hard to be something here in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation and now all my work is beginning to pay off. Of course, I don't think anyone I've beaten has been all that tough, but I'm sure I'll really be able to get my hands on a challenge eventually. But so far, I've been beating anyone in my path.

David Wilson: Yeah, last night you gave Vandal and Jay Man a good beating!

Maxim Reality: Well, like I told everyone who watches the HWF, I am not gonna be beat by no-talent losers like those two! I went into that ring and beat them both just like I said I would. And I hope Vandal has finally figured it out. He always claims he can take me on but every time we step into the ring against each other, I prove him wrong! He steps into that ring with me with way too much confidence. He's gotta realize who he's dealing with before he gets cocky! And if he ever wants me to beat the crap out of him again, I'd be glad to. Of course, I hope he can at least make me break a sweat this time! One thing about Vandal I really hate is how he is so sure he's gonna beat Balla at Redemption. Well, Vandal, you were pretty confident about beating me, but ya know what? You didn't! So you better work your ass off if you want to stand a chance against Balla!

James Davis: Indeed, and what else did you think about Monday Night War?

Maxim Reality: Well, all and all, it was a great show. Like all HWF events, it was spectacular. We saw Dark Angel and Midnight Rider form some sort of team, which was a pretty dumb move by Dark Angel. Of course, he's Mark Dumm or something like that. No, wait, it's Mark Dunn. Anyways, I don't know him very well, but he has potential and I think he should team up with more skilled athletes. We saw Seb Richer and the Masked Man attempt to do some damage to people, but they were very unsuccessful. And as for Nyte Ryda and Balla, I guess eventually one of them had to lose, but they shouldn't worry because the Prime Time Playaz always get revenge on people who fuck with them!

James Davis: Speaking of that Masked Man, what are your thoughts on him?

Maxim Reality: Frankly, I just don't give a shit! If he wants to mess with me, then by all means try it! But if he wants to keep breathing for the remainder of his career, then I suggest he stays far away from me and the rest of the Playaz! Because right now, we feel like kicking some ass and taking some names! And when we find out the Masked Man's name, we'll definitely be taking it!

David Wilson: So all together you thought War was pretty successful on the ratings scale?

Maxim Reality: Of course! It always is! Granted, there were no title matches on Monday, but that doesn't matter because on Thursday I will be defending my European Title in a Japanese Death Match against some guy named Seb Richer.



James Davis: Oh yeah, you'll be facing off against the man who has made a remarkable impact on this federation, Seb Richer!

Maxim Reality: Yeah, he has made quite an impact, but do you really think he can beat me? I mean ever since I saw him enter this federation how many interviews has he done? One? Two? Me, I'm here to give the fans everything they want! These people thrive off violence and every week I'm willing to give it to 'em! Whether I'm giving a beating or getting one! Ya see, Seb is a big guy and I think he could be something in a fed like this, but when he attacked me from behind with a chair, that's when he got stupid! I think it was the match after I beat Jeff Matthews, the lights went out and he hit me from behind with a chair. Big mistake, Richer! You haven't even had a match yet and you're attacking the European Champion?! I'm not gonna go easy on this minnow on Thursday, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna try and end his career! However, Richer and Reality have something in common; we both want to take out the New World DisOrder. But ya see, Richer isn't gonna be successful. He thinks attacking the nWd from behind when the lights are off will get rid of them. But you can't get rid of a stable like the New World DisOrder by ambushing them! You've gotta get into the ring and beat them down mercilessly! That's exactly what I'm doing! And since our match is a Japanese Death Match, Richer, we can go medieval on each other! I'm not sure if you've ever wrestled in Japan, but I have. And let me tell you, it's no picnic! Especially, a death match. These are the toughest matches to win in Japan style wrestling and I hope you're ready for a massacre! In this type of match there are close to no rules and if Richer can't handle that, then he better get the hell out of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation! Ya see, Japanese Death Matches closely resemble Texas and Mexican Death Matches. Only in Japan, submission is liked more. Pummeling your opponent till he taps is how we usually liked to do it, but not always. Tables and chairs are largely used as well as other items. And one of my favorite parts about this match is that the referee and anyone else who wants to cannot stop the match! So in case you haven't noticed, tables, chairs, blood, pain, and no one there to stop it is the perfect match for the Extreme Technician, Maxim Reality. I'm wondering if Richer thinks he has what it takes to handle a match of this capacity? But it really doesn't matter because even if he can handle this match, he'll NEVER be able to handle someone with my talents! I really don't think this guy will be any type of chosen one in this federation. To me, he's just someone that attacks random people from behind for no reason. And that doesn't make him talented; it makes him a coward!! One thing I still don't understand is that everyone is anxious to see Richer get in the ring. Why?! He's not gonna show you anything impressive! One of the main reasons, he won't win is because the lights will be on! I'm really gonna enjoy tomorrow's victory against Richer. Putting him through a few tables, dumping him on chairs, wrapping him in barbed-wire, and then making his fat-ass tap to a little Taste Of Reality! But I can assure everyone that tomorrow's dose of Reality will not be small! It's gonna be the most toxic dose these people have ever seen! I have no idea where Richer's been lately and frankly, I don't care. Because when I find what rock he's hiding under, I'm gonna beat the living crap out of him! Whether it be before out match or not, Richer is gonna feel the ultimate pain! And none other than me, Maxim Reality, will be the one dishing out the hurt to Seb Richer! What is it that makes this guy so special anyway? He sneaks up on a bunch of people from behind and then gets a shot at MY European Title?! Personally, I doubt anyone thinks this guy deserves a title shot as his first ever match, but I really don't give a damn. If he actually had a chance at beating me, then I'd be worried. But he doesn't have a chance, so I'm not worried one bit! Tomorrow, night the European Title will be around my waist at the start of the match and I am almost positive that it will be in my hands at the end of the match! So come Thursday, Richer, you're going to know what it's like to fight an actual match in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation and it's not gonna be pretty!!

David Wilson: Geez, you sound like you're ready to kick some ass! Do you really think you can beat a guy like Seb Richer?

Maxim Reality: What the hell are you talking about?! Of course I can! And I will! What impressive feat has he shown you that I haven't displayed for you already?! NONE! Because he doesn't have half the talent I have and he never will! If he actually had a mild chance of beating me, then maybe I'd be a little bit worried. But he doesn't have a chance, so I'm not gonna worry! So from now on, Wilson, you should watch what you say before you say it!

James Davis: Don't mind him, Maxim. He doesn't think straight because he normally just likes to think with his… ya know.

Maxim Reality: Yeah, I know. I've heard the things he says before Monday and Thursday matches and even you gotta admit, James, they are pretty fucking funny! Hey, Wilson, ya ever think about using this one? David "I always leave them sore, but they keep coming back for more" Wilson. I always thought that would be a good one.

David Wilson: I might have used that one already, but I don't remember! I got too many to keep track of!

James Davis: Anyways, Maxim, do you have anything to say about your match at Redemption '00?

Maxim Reality: Not at the moment. I've got a lot to say about my opponents and the match itself, but right now I'd like to stick with what's most important and that is beating Seb Richer down. But I can assure you both, that I'll be down here soon to speak about my Pay-Per View title defense. So don't you worry.

Referee: One! …Two!! …Three!!!

James Davis: Well it looks like this match-up is over! Any last minute thoughts, Maxim Reality?

Maxim Reality: Just one. I'm gonna show you guys what I'm gonna do to Seb Richer on Thursday Night!

{Suddenly, Maxim takes off his PTP shirt and head-set and jumps into the ring. The jobber that won the match is celebrating his victory and Maxim gives him a vicious clothesline from behind. The jobber flips over the top rope and onto the concrete. The jobber that lost begins to get up and Maxim throws him out of the ring. He puts jobber #2 on the announcer's table and climbs back into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and nails the Thunderstruck on the jobber through the table! The first jobber climbs into the ring trying to recover after Maxim's clothesline. Maxim puts jobber #1 in an inverted DDT position and spins it into a Diamond Cutter!}

James Davis: Well, it appears this man means business!!



{Loose by Primer 55 plays and the fans go nuts. Maxim jumps out of the ring and exits through the crowd.}


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