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Date Posted: 18:50:33 01/27/00 Thu
Author: Team Extreme
Subject: Live from Monday Nitro

[ Scene opens up in Kansas, where a taping of WCW Monday Nitro is being broadcasted. The fans in the arena are somewhat dissapointed to see that World Championship Wrestling is in a bit of a downfall, as they watch a three-way dance between mexican jobbers takeing place in the ring. Suddently the lights in the arena fade out and the fans begin to wonder what is going to happen, as Tenay, Tony, and Bobby " The Brain " Heenan are beside themselves. As the lights are fadeing, Walk by Kilgore begins to play over the PA system and the fans start to go nuts as they begin to sing along with the lyrics. As the music plays, from out of knowhere Hardcore Jay and Jay Man make their way down to the ring through the crowd as a spotlight is covering them as they make their way down the steps carrying their Singapore Cane's in hand. They jump over the guardrail, slide in the ring, and quickly take out the mexican jobbers by giving each of them a Cane shot to the head. As the music fades, "Mean Gene" Okerlund gets in the ring with a mic in hand and quickly begins to speak as Team Extreme waves around their HWF shirts. ]

Okerlund: Look gentleman i dont know who you are or what your buisness is here, but dont you know that there was a match going on in this very ring now tell me why you just did this here tonight....

[ Scene: Jay Man walks over to Okerlund with the Singapore Cane and takes the mic away from him. ]

Jay Man: Listen little man ( Fans cheer ) You may not know who we are, but i guarendamntee your ass that these fans here tonight DO!!!!! ( Fans cheer and begin to chant out Hardcore )

Okerlund: Well they seem to know who you are but i dont, so who are you and what are you doing here tonight on Nitro?

Jay Man: Hey Jay, i cant believe this, he doesnt know who we are ( He laughs ) Little man dont you ever watch t.v. You should have flipped through the channels a couple of times and you might have stopped at a certain better wrestling show called the Hardcore Wrestling Federation ( Fans cheer )

Okerlund: Please gentleman if i could find out who you are and what your doing here tonight so that i may be able to go and finish my job.

Jay Man: Well if you must know my name is Jay Man, and this is my brother Hardcore Jay, and frankly your job doesnt mean jack * Censored * to us ( Fans cheer )

Okerlund: Well what are you doing here, what is it that you want?

Jay Man: Are buisness is like this, you see Thursday night back at the HWF arena, me and my brother had a match against some damn jobbers, with our friend Mankind..... And we had said before the match that if we lossed to a couple of jobbers, then we would stoop to the lowest level, and come to the most lowest rated fed in the history of wrestling today, and here we are ( Fans cheer while some boo ) And you know something, maybe since were here you boys can finally get some damn ratings for a change and not have the WWF and the ECW AND THE HWF, KICK YOUR ASS EVERY WEEK!!!!! ( Fans cheer )

Okerlund: So your telling me that since you lost your match in another federation that you would come here.... Gentleman i dont have time for this im leaving.....

[ Scene: As Gene trys to leave, Hardcore Jay walks over and stands in his way as Jay Man stands in the center. ]

Jay Man: Your not going anywhere Okerlund, not while Team Extreme is in the middle of a promo ( Fans cheer ) Now our buisness here is very simple.... Team Extreme has come to the WCW, not by choice, but BY FORCE!!! Me and my brother would never EVER come to this low standard federation, unless we were forced to, and since we lost a damn match to some jobbers... We had no choice but to take our asses over here.... So now, i guess you could say that for right now until somebody here in the damn ( In a hick type of voice ) WCW ( Fans cheer ) Lets us go back to the HWF WHERE WE LOVE IT OVER THERE!!!!! ( Fans cheer ) And even if we have to take out this entire federation, superstar by superstar, me and my brother wont have a damn problem with it.... We might look different but i will tell you this, when were together, our asses fight the same.... We fight EXTREME!!!!!! And you know something..... The damn Hardcore Soldiers, Fit Finlay, and Brian Knobbs.... They cant do nothing to us.... Your little damn Tank Abbot cant do jack * Censored * about us.... Your little damn Commisioner " Big Dork " Kevin Nash cant do nothing to us, not even your little punk Goldberg cant do nothing about it, so you might as well hand over this damn company to Team Extreme ( Fans cheer while some boo )

[ Suddently, NWO plays over the PA system and out walks Kevin Nash with a mic in his hand wearring a tuxedo and being escorted by a couple of women along with Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, and Scott Steiner. ]

Kevin Nash: Hey look, uhh Team Extreme was it.... Look you boy's wanna come down here, and interupt a match thats all fine..... But uhh, when you talk about guys like me.... That doesnt cut it.... So you say that you came here by force.... And now you want to get fired or you want me to sign something to let you get back to the HWF.... Well, since im a nice guy ( Fans boo ) Ill let you go back, but since you wanna come out here and make fools out of yourselves and talk about me and the NWO.... I guess the only way you can leave here.... Is by having a match here tonight ( Fans cheer ) And ive got your team all picked out for ya.... Its going to be you two, against me, the commisioner, " Big Sexy " Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall... And if you can beat us, then you can leave whenever you want to, is it a deal?

Jay Man: To get the hell out of WCW, oh hell yea your ass has got a deal, but we dont want this to be like your normal stupid damn matches, we want this match to be an HWF match, WHICH IS NO HOLDS BARRED ( Fans cheer )

Nash: Fine with me, heh,heh,heh, see you two losers in the ring tonight.....

Jay Man: No there isnt going to be no tonight, we want your asses here and now....

Nash: You want us now, ok lets go Scott.

[ As Scott Hall and Kevin Nash walk down the aisle, Hardcore Jay and Jay Man push Okerlund out of the way and they run down the aisle and begin to brawl with the Outsiders, as Mike Tenay, Tony, and Bobby Heenan commentate it. As they manage to get back in the ring, Hardcore Jay is working on Scott Hall while Jay Man is having problems with Kevin Nash. Suddently from out of knowhere the masked man from the HWF shows up from out of the crowd and nails Kevin Nash in the head with a lead pipe knocking him out as he falls to the floor. Jay Man pins him and the ref makes the count 1,2,3, and the bell rings. Walk begins to play as Team Extreme and the masked man hold up their hands in victory in the ring, as Scott Hall helps Kevin Nash back to the locker room. Hardcore Jay picks up a mic in the ring. ]

Hardcore Jay: Now what you all just saw tonight, is exactly what happens in the HWF, so if you all think that what you saw tonight was like a 9.9 on the richter scale, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THOSE SEATS AND WALK ON OVER TO AN HWF SHOW!!!!!! Because the HWF, is not just the coolest, its not just the best, its just HARD!!!!! * Censored * CORE!!!!!!

[ Scene fades out as Team Extreme and the masked man make their way up through the fans, and out into the parking lot where an awaiting limo is waiting with the HWF prez standing outside of the car clapping with applause. They all get in the car and they drive off. ]

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