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Date Posted: 23:56:56 01/27/00 Thu
Author: Balla
Subject: A Press Conference

*The scene opens up in front of a building down the street from where the action took place tonight. A black limo pulls up and Balla steps out and heads towards the entrance. He gets to the door where he walks up to a man as he opens the door and begins to speak.*

Balla: Hey, can you tell me where the press conference is gonna take place for Balla!

Man: Oh...yeah....its right down this hallway and when you get to the end, take a left and go right through that door and you will be there.

Balla: Alright, thanks!

*Balla goes the way the man told him and then Wanna Be A Balla plays and Balla walks out to the stand and takes a seat as a women hands him a bottled water.*

Balla: Alright, lets get this over with, I got places to go and people to see.

(Just then a women in the front row raises her hand and begins to speak after Balla calls her name.)

Women: Um Balla, what is this deal with Nyte Ryda and the funeral he is attending to?

(Balla looks at the women like she is stupid as he speaks.)

Balla: What the fuck kind of question was that!? What the hell does it matter to you on what this funeral busines is with Nyte Ryda. This is between Nyte Ryda and his family and its none or your god damn busines what the funeral is about or anything like that. You dont even look good enough to tell you who it even IS that he is going to see. This is supposed to be about wrestling, not personal busines, so the next time you have a question, you make sure its about busines.

(Balla calls on a man sitting next to the women that just asked the question.)

Man: I got a real question about the HWF. What is the deal that went down tonight when you and six others beat on Mankind and Cactus Jack?

Balla: Im gonna be straight up with you. I dont like either one of them Hardcore punks. Mankind and Cactus Jack are not two guys I care for. But I do respect both men and what happened tonight was a load of shit. I dont like Mankind and his buddy Cactus Jack, but we have had problems for a while and they both got skills I can respect and I cant STAND the New World Disorder and what they did tonight pissed me off. I want Mankind and Cactus Jack to know that I never ment for them to come out and help us out. Mankind called me and Nyte Ryda out and we went out like the men we are and then them four mommas boys run out and join in on the fun and Mankind and Cactus Jack need to realize that I never wanted that to happen. The next time something like this happens, the NWD is gonna get dealt with by not only Mankind and Cactus Jack but their gonna get delt with by the Prime Time Playaz and then after we are done with them, me and Nyte Ryda are gonna finnish the ass whoopin we planned for Mankind and Cactus Jack in the first place. Everyone knows that Balla, Nyte Ryda and Maxim Reality are far from a couple bitches and the shit that went down earlier today made us look that way. But we are far from a couple bitches and everyone knows we got what it takes to back them words up. Infact, just for doing that shit, I want a match with any three of them against me, Maxim Reality and Nyte Ryda as soon as possible cuz things like this pisses me off. Now do I like Mankind...no, do I like Cactus Jack...no, but do I like the New World Disorder...HELL NO!!!, but do I respect all of them....yes. But you see, I aint gonna team with any team, but if I had to choose a team to watch out for then it would be the team of the Hardcore Icons Mankind and Cactus Jack. But thats just if it came down to life or death cuz everyone knows damn well that this bull shit would never happen. But I got respect for them two guys more than you can imagine and even know we are the worst of enimies, they are a great duo and a great team to fued with. You see, we have to defend our Hardcore Tag Team Titles against these two guys and we got our hands full with them. But I want them in this match at 100% without anyone helping them lose, not with some punks like Reznor, McBain, Joker and Vandal coming out jumping on them from behind. This was between me, Nyte Ryda, Mankind and Cactus Jack. Not Corey Reznor, Ryan McBain, Joker and Vandal, so if they wanted a piece of the Hardcore Icons then all they had to do was wait their turn and im sure that Mankind and Cactus Jack wouldnt back down from them.

(Balla calls on a man in the second row.)

Man: Speaking of yours and Nyte Ryda's Hardcore Tag Team Titles, do you have any comments on that?

Balla: As a matter of fact I do. You see, we earned these titles fair and square and every since we won them we have had people walk out sayine we aint good enough to hold them. Well if we aint good enough to hold them then why in the fuck are they with us right now. Nyte Ryda is as hardcore as hardcore gets and me, well I might not be as hardcore as it gets, but apparantley im good enought to hold these titles. I admit that when you say Hardcore that you dont think of Balla right off the bat. But right now you do and right now me and Nyte Ryda are the hardcore icons, not Mankind and Cactus Jack or Hardcore Jay and Jay Man. I always see people talk about the Prime Time Playaz are a good team but their not hardcore. Well I think we have proved everyone wrong in that statement cuz me and Nyte Ryda got the Hardcore Tag Team Titles and Nyte Ryda holds the Hardcore Title and thats as hardcore as the HWF gets. We got each and every Hardcore Title the HWF has to offer and if you think we aint hardcore now then your fucked up in the head worse than I thought. As far as Mankind and Cactus Jack goes, yeah they are a couple of true hardcore legeands and yeah they got what it takes to get their shot at these titles and we know we got our hands full. But we are prepared for each and every bit of this and we will do whatever it takes to pull this match off cuz we are the champions as of now and we will stay the champions after Redemtion 2000 and thats a promise. Mankind and Cactus Jack get their shot at the titles and who else would be better to defend the titles against besides maybe Jay Man and Hardcore Jay but I still think we got the right team going against us and thats that. Both me and Nyte Ryda will go into this match at Redemption and we will bot give it our all and if we give it our all then there should be no problem in retaining our titles. I know the shit that Mankind has been through and im pretty sure by his next interview I will know again, but I understand that we can go through alot of pain, but Mankind knows that I can go through alot as well and im gonna promise him and Cactus Jack right now that the Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Tag Team Titles will stay with the Prime Time Playaz for as long as possible as they will stay way longer than Redempion 2000.

(Balla then calls on the man in the last row.)

Man: Ok Balla, now can you give some comments on the World Title and let us know if your even gonna be put into that match against Mankind which is the current champion and Joker who is one of the challengers.

Balla: Well as of right now it looks good for me for the simple fact that both me and Jay Man or Hardcore Jay whichever one it is, is tied in the fans support in the polls. I say this looks good cuz I have faught both Hardcore Jay and Jay Man and neaither one of them has ever beat me before and it aint gonna changer here cuz I am going to Redempion and I am going into the main event cuz I got real big plans and they are bigger than just the World Title. I dont really know what the deal is yet on who is gonna get their shot but the prez told everyone that the poll ends tonight and right now, me and Jay Man are tied and the prez said in case of a tie either both will go to the main event or they will fight to see who goes and eaither way it goes, I got it made. The poll is over and its a tie and I will eaither get in the easy way, or the real easy way. The easy way is I beat Jay Mans ass and walk right into the main event and the real easy way is just placing both of us in the match. So if I end up fighting Jay Man to get put into this match then so be it cuz it doesnt matter if I fight Jay Man...Hardcore Jay or both at the same time. There is no chance in hell that they can keep me out of the World Title picture and thats that. I have been to war with both men and I have had great matches with both men, but I have also ended up on top against both men every single time we went to war and it aint gonna change now. (Balla takes a drink of his bottled water and then begins to speak once again.) Now if this match end up in a four way match then so be it cuz each and every man in this match is gonna end up on the worse side of Balla one way or another anyways so it might as well be this way. Mankind already knows that we still got problems to settle and it is far and I mean way far from settled. Who knows, maybe one day it will be settled, but from what I can see right now, me and Mankind will battle till we are both barried six feet under and even then its gonna be hard to keep us apart from eachother. Not only has Mankind been an ich on my ass for six or seven months now but he also ended C-Rock's career and I promised C-Rock that I would get that World Title back and I would make Mankind pay for what he did to him. Me and Mankind both have unsettled busines to take care of and I know that taking that World Title off of his fat ass that it will piss Mankind off more than words could speak and I just love seeing Mankind pissed off. When Mankind gets pissed off, he gets crazy and when he gets crazy he usually ends up getting throwns off a hell in a cell or chokeslamed to hell. Mankind is a trip to me cuz he is as stupid as stupid gets when it comes down to the World Title and I have to admit that the man is as crazy as crazy gets. But all crazy does is end careers faster than he would like to retire and if he fucks with me while he is crazy then he is gonna find out exactally how crazy gets him in trouble. But you see, Mankind aint the only thorn in my foot, infact, im starting to hate this one guy worse and worse by the day and this man goes by the name of Joker. This is a man who is too god damn ugly to take a mask off cuz he is afraid of what the women will think of him and I have to respect Joker for thinking straight for once. I aint gonna lie, Joker might whoop my ass if he took off his mask in front of me in the middle of our match cuz I would probably end up with a heartatache from how ugly the son of a bitch is. But is he is scared to show his face then thats his problem, all I know is that he has done gotten on the bad side of Balla and thats not too good for him. Joker might have his punk ass friends in the New World Disorder with him and he might think he is the man cuz he kisses their ass. But he has to understand that I got Maxim Reality and Nyte Ryda with me and us three right here is stronger than you could even imagine. People talk about how every since C-Rock has retired that the Prime Time Playaz are dead. Well thats not true at all and every single person backstage knows it aint true. We still hold five titles between the three of us and we are looking for more and more importantley, im fixing to win the World Title. But you know something, people think that they can talk about the PTP dieing and they think it bothers us. Well it doesnt bother us one bit cuz we know damn well that its a flat out lie and we know damn well that everyone else knows its a lie. Until it is true, its not gonna bother us one bit and I can promise you now that it is never gonna be true. But getting back to the fact that Joker is in this match already for the World Title, I have to remind him that he has a beating coming his way. Joker is not on my good side and he never will be on my good side cuz I just dont like the man. I have not liked the man every since he has joined the Hardcore Wrestling Federation for various reasons and I am really looking forward to whoopin his ass all over the place at Redemtion.

(Balla then calls on a women in the thrid row and the women begins to speak.)

Women: Balla, can you feel us in on just who this Masked Man guy is?

Balla: I would if I could but I have no idea. I dont know is his name is masked man or if he is a new comer or if he is even a wrestler that has been here in the past. To tell you the truth, wehn I first heard that Pirona was coming back, I thought the Masked Man was him, but now everyone knows that this aint true. All I know is that the Prez has something to do with this and sooner or later we will all find out who this man is cuz after he clothslined me and Nyte Ryda this past Monday, I Have been planning to whoop his ass just for the fact that he pissed me off. I dont know if Mankind and Cactus Jack are both in on this but apparantley they was cuz they are all in the newley formed Corporation which was formed earlier today and the same could be said for Hardcore Jay and Jay Man. I know absalutly nothing about this masked Man except for the fact that he has some suger in his tank. Every since this man has appeared on HWF T.V., he has beat down everyone that he has stood toe to toe with and we has met up with just about each and every member in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's locker rooms and this man has more enemies than he couls possibly want...from me, Maxim Reality and Nyte Ryda to White Devil and his jobber clan, the Masked Man has a big problem cuz he has me to deal with and if all the jobbers form together they can give him a little something as well. Now as far as this Corporation goes, it surprised me none. I saw it coming the whole way from interviews from other wrestlers and Mankind pretty much gave it away every time he opened his mouth so im sure that no one was surprised by this. I know more about the Corporation that the Corporation even knows cuz I am just that damn good and I will promise you now that the Corporation will not be a factor for the Prime Time Playaz cuz the Playaz are just that damn good.

(Balla calls on a man in the fourth row and the man begins to speak.)

Man: I would just like to know what your thoughts are of both Ice and Pirona coming back to the HWF?

Balla: I am damn glad they made it back for the simple fact that the HWF is running out of competition and Pirona and Ice are both great compedeters and they are bot great wrestlers. I havent really gotten along with the two men but they both have my respect and I would like to welcome them back to the federation that they belong in which is the Hardcore Wrestling Federation.

(Balla calls on a man in the last row.)

Man: I think you got time for one last question so here it is. What are your thoughts about the U.S. Title defence against Jeff Matthews and The Vandal at Redempion 2000?

Balla: The Vandal is another man that I dont like cuz he is another jealous man that lost his Hardcore Tag Team Titles to me and Nyte Ryda. It aint imbarasing to losing to a team like me and Nyte Ryda so why dont they just shut up and leave it be cuz there is no way they can hang with our skills. But the U.S. Title is on the line against this punk mothafucker and I guarantee you that the title will go nowhere cuz I am not letting it go anywhere. The Vandal can talk his talk but when it comes to to walking the walk, he will never do it so he can sit down and shut up. As far as Jeff Matthews goes, he is new and im gonna tell him right here and right now that he has never had an ass whoopin like Balla gives an ass whoopin. I have no problem with the man but if he thinks he is gonna help me beat up on the Vandal then he is wrong cuz Balla does his work on his own and Balla needs no help at all. Im gonna treat Jeff Matthews the same way I treat The Vandal but when I beat on the Vandal, im gonna injoy it more. So if Jeff Mattews thinks he is gonna help me out then he is gonna get surprised when I lay his ass out just for trying to help me win cuz Balla needs no help and Balla can win all on his own and everyone knows thats the truth, and if the Road Dogg decides to come in then im gonna knock his ass as well.

*Just then Balla gets up and walks off as Wanna Be A Balla plays and the scene fades away.*

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