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Date Posted: 17:33:55 01/28/00 Fri
Author: Mark Dunn
Subject: The Human Suplex Machine Speaks


~The lights dim and the music of 'Survive If I Let You' plays and the crowd lets out a semi pop and semi boo. Mark Dunn walks out from behind the curtain wearing a orange shirt with his tattoo logo in the center. Mark Dunn walks down and slides into the ring and stands on the second rope yelling at a few ignorant fans. Mark Dunn signals for a mic and the announcer tosses him one~



Mark: Brooklyn, New York what the hell is your problem!? *Crowd Boos* I thought atleast a couple of you homeless peices of trash knew how to choose the good wrestlers from the bad. Damn, you guy's cheer a guy named IcE but you don't cheer the 'Human Suplex Machine'! What is up with you damn people!? Now alot of people have been asking me about 'Why I Left Midnight Rider' and 'Oh But You Guys Would Have Rocked'! Well to all you who asked me that damn question over and over listen up becuase this is my answer. Midnight Rider, isn't the kind of guy I like to tag with. He is a slow, fat, tall worthless S.O.B. Midnight Rider, if I wanted to tag with you I would be carrying the team non-stop. It would pretty much be The Human Suplex Machine wrestling the whole match and then your fat ass just standing there on the ring apron. You couldn't even take out that little punk named Jeff Matthew or something like that. But you had to pull out a damn chain, and beat that little punk senseless. That's when that damn J-O Double B E-R came down and then whooped your ass with his little hop, step, dance punch routine. That's when I said enough is enough and then I walked down that ramp, slide into the ring and first off nailed Road Dogg, and the Jeff with the almighty 'Reckoning' and then laid your big punk-ass out with the 'Fully Loaded'! Then when I stood up and saw the whole crowd cheering it was awesome. Then I left and saw you three jobbers laid out in the ring. But then of course Jeff won the match with his Senton Bomb finisher. Jeff Matthews your losing streak could still be going on if I did not come down at beat down your opponent. Jeff, you owe me for that little favor. Seb Richer, is a better all around athlete then you Midnight Rider. So when we talked about it and that subject came up we were both all for teaming up. So Seb Richer and Mark Dunn are the Natural Born Killaz.


Dunn jumps off the 2nd rope and then paces around the ring and then leans on the ropes


Mark Dunn: Now I have my debut match in HWF this coming Monday Night War. Even though my match was supposed to take place on Thursday due to some reason the match was moved off to Monday. Now Nyte Ryda, a few days won't stop me from getting a beating. Now your going to get a bigger beating then you would on Thursday then you would have if the match date was not changed. Nyte Ryda, just watch the tape of what I did to Midnight Rider. He is much bigger then you and yet I took him down with one simple move and he was down for over the count before Jeffy even went for his Senton Bomb. Now you can make up any excuses you want to about how your better then Midnight Rider, etc etc..Nyte Ryda I surely hope that you can alteast take one of my finishers near the beginning of the match. Not many people have but Midnight Rider thought I was going to shake his hand but I ducked and went up behind and nailed him with the 'Fully Loaded'! Nyte Ryda if I can take out you with just one shot and your a champion then just think about how easy it would be for me to take out every other one. It will surely be an easy path for me to the top of HWF if I can take out the Hardcore Champion in a Last Man Standing match with just a manuever. Ryda, I will suplex you in every way possible. That's why I am of course 'The Human Suplex Machine' and Ryda trust me I have had some pretty insane bumps in my past. I have been threw the selfproclaimed hardcore feds, I tore them apart and then left once that federation was dominated. HWF will now be added to my list of federations I took over. Already atleast five federations have been dominated by Mark Dunn. Nyte Ryda, how many federations have you been at the top of? Zero, exactly how many I thought you had. Nyte Ryda, your going to be the first victim on my path to the top of the HWF. You haven't done anything that could possibly make anybody think your actually 'hardcore'. To me your anything but hardcore, your more like 'soft-core' or what they call 'brawlers'. Brawlers go nowhere fast in federations and Ryda that's exactly why you've been a midcarder for months in HWF. I will be at a higher level then you have been in your entire HWF career in less then a week. This is the match that some people are saying that I need to prove myself. Well for all you Mark Dunn Doubters just watch and see what happens on Monday when I beat Nyte Ryda and win the damn HWF Hardcore Championship. It took your weeks maybe even months to win that Hardcore Title and I am going to win it in my debut match. There will be no pressure on my part becuase I have had bigger and better opponents in my debut match then you Nyte Ryda. I couldn't give a damn less that you have The Prime Time Players guarding your back. That's only Balla and Maxim Reality thats only two damn people! The Prime Time Players used to have tons of talent but now it's just down to three. Nyte Ryda there will be absoluetly no f'n way that you can beat me unless you have a huge group of people interfere on your behalf. So Nyte Ryda, you better train like you have never before becuase in just 3 days your going to be beaten like never before.



Dunn: Now Maxim Reality, I don't really give a damn what anybody thinks about me. I would care a little bit more but your not even in the same group as me. See if you want to compliment me that's fine but either way if you piss me off or you don't piss me off chances are either way you will still get laid out by The Human Suplex Machine! You may be on your little spotlight winning streak but if and when you face me and your streak is still going I will surely be the one to break your streak. Maxim Reality, you may have beaten Seb Richer but if you dare to talk smack about me one more time then I will surely come after you and take you down just like I will to Nyte Ryda. Maxim Reality, if you mess with me then I will beat you down and down until your fantasy becomes a Reality. Now Beat Me If You Can, Survive If I Let You!


'Survive If I Let You' plays and Then Mark Dunn walks to the back to a more cheer pop then before.

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