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Date Posted: 18:41:59 01/28/00 Fri
Author: Road Dogg and Jeff Matthews
Subject: The Vandal, Pirona, and Hardcore Jay, and Balla...




"Enter Sandman" plays over the PA system and the fans go crazy. Jeff Matthews and Road Dogg come from the back and make their way to the ring with Valerie by their sides. They get in the ring and the Road Dogg begins to speak.


Road Dogg: Orlando, Florida...Welcome, to the DOGG HOUSE. Where you know, that R-O-A-D and that J-E-F-F always like to kick that shizz nit...Doggy Style !!! Now, Orlando let's me see if you can make a little nosie up in the bitc* !!!! Now, Ladies and Gentlemen Boys and Girls and CHildren of all ages...the HWF proudly brings to you the come Redemtion and soon to be new HWF Hardcore Tage Team Champions of the wooooorllldd !!!!! The Road Dogg Jesse James, "The Rage" Jeff Matthews !!!! Now, let's start with someone called The Vandal. Vandal, you are fighting my tag partner in a match at Redemtion...for Balla's United States Championship Belt. Well, I hope you have fun getting your @$$ kicked and to to not beable to celebrate the victory over Jeff Matthews or Balla. Now, I am in a match with you and a few other geeks on Monday Night War. I have a little bit of advice for you Vandal, if you can't beat me this Monday Night on War, then there is no chance of you beating my tag partner who is the soon to be HWF Untited States Champion..and he is Jeff "The Rage" Matthews. So, I hope you give it everything you got because, I am not no whimp like you, I am no queer like you, and I of course am not going to lose against a whimp who is also known as a little queer, you Vandal. So Vandal, let me ask you a question. DO you like you manager Stacey ??? Because if you do...you would keep out of harms way and leave her in the back at Monday Night War, because it will not be a very pretty sight for her having to look at you with cuts and scrapes all over you face and also all over the rest of your body. So, if you don't like her that much..let her come out with you and let her witness you almost dead lying in pain. So, make that choice..or if you don't want to..have her do it for you. Because come Monday Night War..it won't be pretty. So...make sure you do that before you think about me beating your butt at Monday Night War !! So...I hope you are prepared to be a bloody mess and to hav to have Stacey go threw all hel* because you just don't know how to wrestle so Hardcore like the D-O Double G.

Now...let's get to you Pirona. I know you have been threw a lot in this fed..and I know you have been here for a long time. But, come Monday Night War, I will add to your problems... and make it 100% worse than you think is going to happen. You think your gonna win, and I know that you are not going to do nothing but get your butt kicked all over Jacksonville, Florida. You know something. About one month ago...I lived in Jacksonvile. And guess what, all the Jacksonville fans are going to go for the Road Dogg..wether you like it or not. So...the fans will laugh and make you humiliated...after every 100 or 200 times I do a hardcore move on your @$$. So...hope you enjoy it..because I know I will !! Ha, ha, ha, ha. I can't wait to step in the ring with you on Monday Night War. So, Pirona. I hope you every single move or Pump Handle Slams I do on you, because when I do just one, you will be out. But when I do about 3,000 on you which I might just do...you will be really knocked out because my Pump Handle Slam, is not as fun and is more painful that you think. After Monday Night War, you will be flipping hamburgers at McDonalds, because you will be injured so bad that you will not have the ability to wrestle in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation again. So, hope you enjoy your last match at Monday Night War, because I will make your butt suffer worse than ever, ever, before !!!

Now, lets move onto you Hardcore Jay. Come Monday Night War, I will make your name false, to prove to you and the rest of the world that you are not, and I mean are not the true Hardcore king of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. So, Hardcore Jay, when I say Hardcore, you know that I mean business, and me and you have fought before, and you won, because some-body came out to help you. That is the only reason you won. So, when I beat you at Monday Night War, you will know that I should have one our last match about seven months ago. So, Hardcore Jay, beprepared to be proven wrong on a lot of things this Monday Night on War. I will beat your butt just like everyone else in our match on Monday Night War. Here is Jeff...

Jeff Matthews:Now, I am only going to talk to you a little bit Balla, because you are the one that I am going to be worried about on beating come Redemtion. Balla, come Redemtion I am going to beat you wether I bleed or not. Because come Redemtion, I don't care if I bleed, because I will have a whole lot of blood to give back at you Balla. Because come Redemtion on Febuary 6th, I am going to do everything and anything and go threw whatever is around just for the belt that is around you waste right this instent. So Balla, beprepared for one tough S.O.B coming at you at Redemtion because you'll need every single bit of advice from every wrestler in the back, to memorise my stratigies, to litterily beat your butt and Redemtion. Fan's make sure you order Redemtion on PPV on Febuary 6th, because me and Balla, are going to give he** to pay on eachother, and what I can garuntee you is that the Unites States CHampionship will change hands come Redemtion and the new champion won't be Vandal. So tough luck Vandal. Because come Redemtion you will not walk out with the US Title around your waste. So Balla, guess what, if the title is garunteed to change hands, then that means that you will lose it. And I also said that the new champion will not be Vandal, so that leaves only one man and two girls left to cry..and that man is going to be the new Hardcore Wrestling Federation US Champion..Jeff "The Rage" Matthews. Ha, ha, ha, now Balla, kiss your belt good-bye because come Redemtion you and Vandal are going to get your @$$'s kicked all over Las Vegas, Nevada on Febuary 6th. Also the HWF fans will have a worthy and true United States Champion. So Balla, hope you have enjoy the belt while you can because before you know it..it will not be yours anymore..so kiss it bye-bye.


"Enter Sandman" plays and the fans go crazy. Road Dogg, Jeff Matthews and Valerie get out of the ring and then they make their way up the ramp, and they go to the backstage area as the camera shows screaming fans...

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