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Date Posted: 20:41:34 01/23/00 Sun
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Tomorrow Night...

{At an HWF house show the fans anxiously await the arrival of Maxim Reality to the arena. Suddenly, No Leaf Clover blasts and the fans go nuts. Maxim makes his way from behind the curtain and towards the ring. He is carrying his European Title in his hand. He steps into the ring and looks over the crowd.}



{He is tossed a microphone and begins to speak.}

Maxim Reality: Now as you all probably saw, I beat Jeff Matthews just as you all suspected. And to tell you the truth, he wasn't all that bad. And I really never thought he would have been. And, apparently I have a non-title match tomorrow night against The Vandal and Jay Man. When are these two losers gonna learn I'm better than them? I took Vandal's title in a breezy match and I've beat Jay Man in tag action a few times. Vandal thinks he's so much better than everyone he faces, but when he gets into the ring with them, they kick his ass! He's been a major losing streak and it's no surprise to me or anyone else. Fighting a scumbag like Vandal will just give me a certain degree of satisfaction. Ya see, Vandal, a guy like you can only beat certain people. Mostly all of those people are jobbers. Vandal says he wants to get some revenge on me for taking his title? Well you can try to get all the revenge you want, but it's not gonna do you any good!! Every time I hear Vandal's interviews I can never understand what the hell he's trying to say. He continuously says I suck, yet I am the one who won his European Title! And then he keeps going on saying how much I suck and then he says "…but I know I am as good as your lousy ass". I thought I sucked, Vandal?! If I suck, then how can you be as good as me?! Make some sense before you ramble your ass off. The Vandal says he wants me to stay by the piss hole and away from him? What the hell is he talking about!? I don't want to have this match because I like fighting people with talent! Fighting no-talent losers like Vandal is a bore to me! Jobbers like him belong IN the piss hole! If he knows what's good for him, HE"LL stay away from ME! Because I have no tolerance for morons like him! You want to powerbomb me off the top rope, Vandal? Good luck! It takes someone with at least a little bit of muscle mass to lift someone like me! Now if you were mildly impressive in the ring, then maybe I would be worried about fighting you. But I know that you will never have what it takes to beat me! Your little slut Stacy can run in the ring and try to distract me all she wants, but the only kind of chicks that could ever distract me are ones that have class! I prefer woman that weren't born in trailer parks! I guess you don't mind white trash whores! I mean, what is it that makes someone like you think they can beat someone like me? Are you doing drugs or something? Maybe you ate paint chips when you were a kid or something; I'm not sure. But whatever it is that makes you think like that, I'm gonna have to beat it out of you tomorrow night. And it's gonna be very fun for me! You'll be lucky if I let you walk out of there alive. Because I've been making it my business to take out the nWd and I've beaten you once already. I guess I'm just gonna have to beat you a little bit harder this time to prove to you that I don't mess around. I am completely serious in every way imaginable. You can say I suck all you want, you can make empty threats every chance you get, and you can act as confident as you possibly can because everyone who has seen you come out here knows that you are scared as hell of me and you are praying to the gods that I don't end your pathetic career tomorrow night! I don't give a damn if you had an impressive start here in the HWF because your career is going no where right now. And I'm gonna be the one to prove to you that you don't have what it takes to hang with the talent in this fed. So, bring your best on Monday because to beat a superstar like me, you're gonna need everything you have to even stand a chance!!

{The crowd cheers and Maxim takes a few steps around the ring getting ready to speak about Jay Man.}

As for Jay Man, he hasn't been in that many matches recently, but he doesn't have much of a chance at beating me. Now, fighting Jay Man on Monday is a good way for me to wear him down before the Pay Per View, which I WILL retain my title! Jay Man, I know in the past I've said that I respect your talent, but now that I think more about it, you really never were that good. I mean, you've beaten your share of opponents here and there, but you never had all the skills I possess. When you came down here you talked about getting some revenge on me for trying to take you and your brother out? Well the truth is, I thought I did take you both out, but I guess I didn't beat you down enough. But don't worry, on Monday I plan on beating you down pretty fucking hard. Now, if I remember correctly, our last singles match was ended in a draw because of outside interference. Well, I can assure you that no matter who tries helping you survive tomorrow, I will take them out. And once I'm finished with them I'm gonna make sure you remember the name of Maxim Reality. Because I've been in this federation for too long to lose to washed-up people like you! I've been working too hard all my career to be the best at what I do and losing to people like you will make all that work mean nothing! When I finish with you and Vandal you will both have a new respect for my talents. Because I plan on showing you two, the nWd, Mankind, my fellow Prime Time Playaz, and all these fans what Maxim Reality is all about! I am %100 sheer intensity and determination. Jay Man and Vandal can look into my eyes and look for all the fear they want but they won't see any at all. I've been training ever since I got into wrestling to beat people like you every time you try to face me and I've been successful so far. I am planning on proving to the world why I am the rightful HWF European Champion and why I should be treated as one. I've given my life to wrestling and I've done everything possible to win and that's just the way it's gonna be! So now matter who steps into the ring with me, whether it be Jay Man, Vandal, Mankind, or Reznor I am gonna do whatever in my power to take them out and keep my stature high. People like Jay Man can make all the threats they want to because I know that none will ever come true. He does not have the talent to withstand an athlete like me and he never will! If he wants to beat me, he's gonna have to bring a bulldozer and a machine gun because just that Kendo stick of his ain't gonna cut it! So tomorrow night, Jay Man, I'm showing you why you don't wanna be in the Pay Per View Match against me. I'm gonna beat you up and down the arena and when I'm finished with you, I can have my way with Vandal. And I plan on making you both plead for mercy because I'm not losing to any bottom-card talent like you two! And don't think I'm just talking here because you both know I can back up what I say! Unlike you two, I don't just talk a big game, I have one! So when you both say 'I Quit' tomorrow, you will realize that not only does Reality have a bark, but you will realize that REALITY BITES!!!

{The crowd cheers very loud and Maxim stands on the turnbuckle as Take It by ICP blasts over the PA. He jumps down and exits through the crowd as the fans cheer.}


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