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Date Posted: 22:45:45 01/23/00 Sun
Author: The Midnight Rider
Subject: The Monday Barbed-Wire Cage Match



**The lights go out inside the HWF Arena. The Titan Tron comes on with the camera set inside a roadside bar. The camera plans over to the door, and in walks The Midnight Rider. He walks over to the counter and takes a seat. The bartender hands The Midnight Rider a beer. The Rider takes a drink and looks down at the paper in his hand. He then turns to the camera and speaks……..**

The Midnight Rider: "Look what we have here……….it looks like I've got myself a little cage match this Monday. And it is the best kind of cage match too……….a Barbed-Wire Cage Match!!! I like that………I like that a lot!!!!! There is nothing like kicking some ass………..but kicking some ass into some barbed-wire is even better. "

**The Midnight Rider looks down at the paper and sees who his opponents are for his match.**

The Midnight Rider: "I see that my opponents are Jeff Matthews, Dark Angel, and Hardcore Jay. Well let me talk to you Jeff Matthews. First off…….you talk about me lying to the fans. Well I don't give a crap about these fans. What they think of me means nothing!!! Then you say that I am just full of threats. Well……we will just see how full I am when I am beating your ass from pillar to post, and whipping the mat with your face. Then you continue flapping you gums about I need to be scared of you…….well son, I am not scared of anything. And diffidently not your weak little ass. But, you do have one thing right…….there will be an ass whopping, but it surely will not be mine. I am not some little stepping stone for you to walk over……..I am the BIGGEST mountain you will ever climb. And like most people who climb the Matterhorn, you will be dead before you even reach half way."

** The Midnight Rider looks down at his paper again. He looks for his next opponent then looks back up.**

The Midnight Rider: "I am going to take this slow so you can understand everything that I have to tell you. Your little ass is going to get kicked…….plan and simple!!! I mean, I've had turds bigger than you are man. The Prez must not like you too much putting you in this match. He must want you to get killed, because that is exactly what I am going to do to you. You are going to fell exactly how BIG and BAD that I am. And you will fell exactly what it is like to be hit with 'Road Rage' Then, and only then, you will finally become the angel that you want to be."

**The Midnight Rider looks down at his paper one last time. He laughs and begins to shack his head.**

The Midnight Rider: "Hardcore Jay………finally I get to match up against the "Hardcore Icon". That should be more like the "Hardbore Icon." Because every one of your matches are exactly that…………BORING!!!!!! I've seen some of your matches here……and boy I have to admit, some of the other wrestlers had to wake me up after seeing some of them. Then you have the balls to think that this won't be a hard match…….well this is how I think I will walk out Monday night."

**The Midnight Rider reaches down and grabs his bottle of beer. He then smashes it over his own head!!!**



The Midnight Rider: "This is how I see myself after Monday. But the thing is……..YOU will be WORSE!!!! You may be one of the toughest SOB's in the HWF, but I am THE toughest SOB in this fed!! You say that what you are going to do to me in the ring will be hell…..I don't think so. Hell to me is being you. I would hate to wake up in the morning, day after day after day, and look in the mirror . And in the reflection you see this worthless piece of crap that you call a wrestler. It would me hard for me not to just go ahead and kill myself if I were you. But don't worry……I will take care of that little problem for you. I am going to rip you f'n head off, and take a shit down your worthless little neck."

**With that said, The Midnight Rider gets up and starts to walk towards the door. Just as he reaches the door, he turns back and looks into the camera and speaks……..**

The Midnight Rider: "If each one of you remember just one thing from our little talk, remember this……..IT IS EITHER MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!!!!"

**With that, The Midnight Rider turns and walks out the door. The camera fades to black, and the show breaks for the commercials.**

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