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Date Posted: 09:46:12 01/07/00 Fri
Author: The Joker
Subject: Team Extreme





***The lights go out inside of the Hardcore Arena and the crowd immediately begin to boo, as they know that the Joker is making his way down to ringside. But the lights come back on and nothing happens. The crowd is puzzled as the Joker does not stand in the ring or come through the curtain. Suddenly, an explosion on the stage attracts everyone’s attention. The HaRdCoReTron turns on and the Joker is seen on the screen. He is standing in the graveyard once again, but this time the grave has been filled in and the Joker is holding a bouquet of flowers. A mist rises from the ground as the Joker raises his head and looks into the camera.***

Joker: “Here lies Mankind. Mankind, the World Champion. Mankind, the man who risked his life night in and night out. Where is Mankind now? He’s six feet under the soil, rotting. All of you fans cheered him on, daring him to do something crazy. You dared him to commit suicide out there, day after day. You fans dared him to jump off cages, get hit in the head with chairs, be thrown off stages, thrown through tables, off ladders, set on fire, and buried alive. And he took every one of those dares. He took them to the extreme. And now he is lying down in his grave, waiting for someone, anyone, to come and save him. Someone to come and dig him out, someone to remember him. But the fans have already forgotten. Here it is, less than 24 hours after the match, and already you have all gone home, you have already chosen to forget the man’s career. You could care less that he is under one hundred pounds of soil, gasping for breath. Thrashing around, trying to free himself from his dark prison. But alas, it is too late. Here lies Mankind. Rest in peace.”

***The Joker bends down and places the flowers against the tombstone before looking back into the camera and continuing.***

Joker: “All of you fans make me sick. You cheered the man to his grave. And now, you are going to forget Mankind. But I choose not to look to the past. In the Hardcore Wrestling Federation’s future, X-Raided is to face Team Extreme for the Hardcore Tag Titles. And in the HWF’s future, X-Raided are going to win the Hardcore Tag Titles. Team Extreme, you are no better than Mankind. All of you Extreme Teamers are alike. You all joined Extreme Team to get your career places, but to be quite honest, Team Extreme, your career was doing better when you were by yourselves. You two are going to face Triple X and the Joker next Hardcore Thursday, with the HaRdCoRe Tag Titles hanging in the balance. And once it is all said and done, once the blood is wiped from your eyes, you will see that X-Raided are the Hardcore Tag Team Champions. And then the majority of the titles in the HWF are going to be around the waists of the New World Disorder. Now, C-Rock comes out here and talks about how he kicked Triple X, Ryan McBain, and Corey Reznor’s asses. And then Nyte Ryda, the most pathetic wrestler I have ever seen, talks about beating McBain on Monday. Nyte Ryda? How did he manage to be teamed with C-Rock and Balla? That makes no damn sense. Nyte Ryda thinks that he is intimidating, but the reality of it all is that he is just a little child hiding behind C-Rock and Balla. And Nyte Ryda, you are going to be gone from this federation very shortly. Take all of the people that I have beaten. I beat Blade for this Television Title, and he left the federation. I beat Blue Devil twice, and he left the federation. I beat Maxim Reality at the Pay-Per-View, and he left the federation. A trail of blood follows them. Nyte Ryda, if you keep thinking that you are going to beat McBain, then you too will be dropped courtesy of the Joker. But the Joker does not want to waste valuable interview time on Nyte Ryda.”

***The Joker chuckles as he looks at the ground. He raises his head and continues.***

Joker: “Now, many people out there wonder why the Joker has become such an evil persona. Well, here is the answer. Ryan McBain, Reznor, and Triple X were laid out in their match on Hardcore Thursday, and as they lay there, a perfect example of human suffering, all of you drunk, ignorant fans began chanting for C-Rock and Balla. You all wanted more punishment, as if the beating they received had not been enough. Well, you fans are all the same. You all want to watch the human suffering. A person gets dropped off of a cage onto his head, and you all cheer the person who dropped him. You all cheer the person who nearly kills another. And that, quite frankly, makes me sick. People get PowerBombed through a table, and you all cheer the person who PowerBombed them. As if it is just a big act, as if the wrestler doesn’t get hurt. Well, these wrestlers are human beings. Human beings that feel pain, human beings with emotions. So all of you fans out there are chanting for the person who causes pain, who damn near kills other wrestlers. And you think that it is all just a big game, that we are just going to pop right back up and be hit again and again. Well, you fans are going to realize soon that after a while, there will be no one else to entertain you. We aren’t a wrestling federation, we’re the worlds biggest god damn puppet show! And now you fans will have something to cheer for. Next Thursday, Team Extreme is going to be beat within an inch of their careers. And all of you fans will cheer for the persons who brought the pain about. You will all cheer for Triple X and the Joker. Because you have no choice. After all of these years of cheering on the harbingers of doom, now you will have to cheer for those whom you hate, because they bring about doom. You fans out there have no choice. Your fate has been decided.”



Joker: “Now, Team Extreme. Team Extreme, you just got those Hardcore Tag Titles, and in your first defense, you’re going to lose them. You’ve had it easy so far. The only other Hardcore Tag competitors were Nyte Ryda and Maxim Reality and Xerox and Creed. Not much competition in the Hardcore Tag department. But now, Team Extreme, you finally have some competition. And that competition is X-Raided. You two “brothers” are going to be beat up and down this entire damn arena, up every aisle, into every corner of this arena, and finally, one of you will go down. Hardcore Jay will feel the No Laughing Matter again, and simultaneously, Jay Man will feel the Salvation Army Special. Again. You two have fallen victim to the awesome powers of X-Raided before, and yesterday, after I buried Mankind under six feet of soil, Extreme Team ran out and was immediately demolished. Hardcore Jay and Jay Man both were greeted with shovel shots to the skull. And they did not get up. Because Extreme Team cannot compare talent-wise to the New World Disorder. Team Extreme, you made a big mistake by joining Extreme Team. Your careers are steadily declining, while each member of the New World Disorder is getting better and better. Look at the results. McBain is the Intercontinental Champion as well as a Tag Champ. Reznor is a Tag Champ, Triple X is the European Champion, and the Joker, the HWF savior, is the Television Champion. And soon, Team Extreme, your Hardcore Tag Titles will come to the New World Disorder. Soon you will be destroyed by the New World Disorder. You will very soon realize that these fans don’t care about you. These fans wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. They are only here for the glory moments. They could care less about you when you are getting your asses kicked. Team Extreme, once you realize this, you are welcome in the New World Disorder. And once you realize this, you will hear the voice of Uncle Corey: “Welcome home, Team Extreme, welcome…home.” And then you will realize that you belong there. You will realize that title shots will be yours, that your career will be shot straight to the top, that everyone out there will realize that you are not to mess with. But until you realize this, you will still be beat by X-Raided on Hardcore Thursday. Hardcore Jay, you talk about giving the title to the man who has been thrown through tables, laid out on barbed wire, busted open many times, and has been injured many times. Well, Hardcore Jay, last time I checked, it was the New World Disorder that threw you threw tables, the New World Disorder that laid you out on barbed wire, the New World Disorder that busted you open, and X-Raided that will injure you on Thursday. And you and Hardcore Jay will once again become the former Hardcore Tag Team Champions. And as you look up at those bright, bright lights, you will hear the glorious sound of the bell ringing, and you will watch as the Hardcore Tag straps are handed over to the rightful champions. You will watch as the New World Disorder grows in power. And you will watch missed opportunities fly by, and your career will continue to decline. Because the New World Disorder has a bond stronger than friendship, a bond stronger than respect. And that bond is one little word. That bond…is…gold. And Team Extreme, each member of the New World Disorder carries ten pounds of gold around with them. Because we are rightful champions. All of the Extreme Teamers rely on the crowd to carry them along. But Team Extreme, once you realize that the crowd does not give a damn about you, you will find that you too will have titles. That you too will gain support. Support from the New World Disorder. And you will realize that you will always have a home with the New World Disorder. And you will hear the voice of Uncle Corey, Uncle Ryan, Uncle X, and Uncle Joker: “Welcome home, Team Extreme! Welcome…home!” So, think about it, Team Extreme, you can’t beat us. The odds are against you. We’ve got gold, we’ve got power, we’ve got support, in short, we’ve got everything that Extreme Team and the Prime Time Players don’t. So, you think about everything that I have spoken on. Think about it. And then know. This Thursday, you will have your careers ended by X-Raided. And there’s only two words left to say to you two. And those words are quite simple. “You’re…finished.” And it’s really No…Laughing…Matter. Dying time’s here.”

***The Joker bows his head and the mist rises once again from the ground. The HaRdCoReTron turns off and the crowd shivers.***

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