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Date Posted: 22:56:35 01/06/00 Thu
Author: Balla
Subject: Balla on Jay Leno...

*The scene opens as a plane pulls up to New York city that says Prime Time Playaz on the side. The door of the plane opens up and Balla walks out with Bubbles by his side. The two step out and walk inside the airport where they meet up with alot of fans mobin them. They are walking as they are signing autographes and then they walk out the door where they come up to a limo. Balla and Bubbles gets into the limo and drive off as Balla speaks.*

Balla: Damn, these people dont stop mobin us do they?

Bubbles: No they dont, but I like it. I love the fans cuz they are the reason we are out there every week putting on a show for them.

Balla: Yeah, I wouldnt have it any other way. This is the life and I think this is gonna be Balla's career for a long time.

Bubbles: Yeah, this could be in our lives for a while and I dont think you out grow wrestling.

*They keep talking until the limo pulls up right in front of the building that Jay Lino is in which Balla is on his show tonight. Balla and Bubbles get out of the limo and head into the building and straight to the back where they meet up with the directors and other people acotiated with the Jay Leno show. Balla begins to speak to one of the lady directors and begins to speak to her after he shakes her hand and gives her a hug.*

Balla: How are you doin?

Director: Im doing great. Its good to have you on the show tonight. We have been trying to get someone from the HWF for a while now and im just glad we got one of the best. Hopefully we can get some more in the future.

Balla: Well its good to be here. Im looking forward to being here tonight, but im really looking forward to meeting Jeff Bagwell cuz I heard he was gonna be on the show tonight and seeing that im from Houston and im an Astro fan, this is gonna be great.

Director: Yeah, he is a great person. He is out there right now talking to Jay, and you will get your chance to meet him in a second when you go out there.

Balla: Yeah, thats great.

Bubbles: Well Balla, your almost up so im gonna go take a seat in the audiance. I will see you after the show.

Balla: Alright!

*Balla gives Bubbles a hug and a kiss as the scene fades in on Jay Leno and Jeff Bagwell on the stage as Jay Leno is talking to Jeff Bagwell.*

Jay Leno: So Jeff Bagwell, how do you think the Astros will do this year?

Jeff Bagwell: Well, I always have confidence in this team. I mean, this Astros team never gives up and I really think this is our year. So im feeling really good about this year.

Jay Leno: Yeah, last year you all had a monkey on your backs with all the injuries pulling you all down. But you didnt stay down and you ended up making the playoffs and looked right past all the injuries. In my opinion, you all did great seeing that you strugled with all the injuries.

Jeff Bagwell: Yeah, but like I said, we always have faith in this team and if we can stay healthy then that makes us that mush stronger.

Jay Leno: But this year you lost a couple great players and lonst alot of talent.

Jeff Bagwell: Well, Yeah, but we gained alot of talent as well. Yeah we will miss Mike Hampton, Ricky Geutieriz, Derrick Bell and Carl Everett. But we got alot of talent coming over here. Erlier today we just signed Dwait Gooden and we got alot of others that will step up this year like Moises Alou will be back and if Caminate can stay healthy then he is a big part of the team. So we will se what happens in a couple monthes and lets just hope everyone can stay healthy and the Astros can win a World Series.

Jay Leno: Well Jeff, its been great having you on the show and good luck to the up coming season. But we have to take a commercial break and when we get back we will have one of the greatest superstars of the HWF joining us and he has been wanting to meet you since he is an Astros fan and he is from Houston Texas and your one of his favorite players. But dont go anywhere, we will be right back.

*The scene goes to commercials for a couple minutes and then when it comes back, the scene fades in on Jay Leno as he speaks.*

Jay Leno: Welcome back! Our next guest is one of the greatest wrestlers in history and is a former World, Tag and T.V. Champion and he is one mean man. He goes by the name of Balla and here he is.

*The producers play Wanna Be A Balla and Balla walks out to the potium wearing a Larry Johnson jersey, baggy jeans, a New York Knicks cap which is backwards, two loop earings (one in each ear), a rolex watch on his left wrist, a thick gold chain with a symbol that says PTP and a gold nugget ring on his left ring finger. He walks out and shakes Jeff Bagwells hand and then shakes Jay Lenos hand and takes a seat as Jay Leno begins to speak.*

Jay Leno: Hello Balla, its good to have you on the show!

Balla: Well Jay, its good to be here and you couldnt have had me here on a better day with Jeff Bagwell being here.

Jay Leno: First of all, I am gonna give you this glass of water and im gonna say that im gonna watch what I say around you so you dont beat me up.

(Balla, Jay Leno and Jeff Bagwell laugh as Balla speaks.)

Balla: Naw, you aint gotta worry about that. I keep the fighting in the ring unless I really see something I gotta do and then thats when I fight. But you seem coo' so I aint gonna mess with you.

Jay Leno: Oh, thats good...so I can talk all the trash I want huh! well come here so I can slap you around.

(Balla laughes as he speaks.)

Balla: Lets not push your luck now!

Jay Leno: Alright, so lets get serious here. So your a wrestler from the HWF. I have watched the show a couple times and I really find it interesting.

Balla: Yeah, alot of people like to watch fighting and what else better to do than to make it a show for the fans. It makes money and you intertain alot of people at the same time so its all good for me. Some people might not like the idea of having violence on television, but if they dont like it then screw them. They dont have to put it on that station if they dont wanna watch it. But in my opinion, I think the HWF is a big succses and I dont think there is alot of people who hate the show.

(Jay Leno looks over to Jeff Bagwell and speaks to him.)

Jay Leno: Hey Jeff Bagwell, do you like the HWF?

Jeff Bagwell: Hey, I watch it alot and I think its a great show. Infact, Balla is one of my favorite wrestlers and I was looking forward to meeting his as well.

Jay Leno: Do you think you can wrestle with these guys one day?

Jeff Bagwell: Well, I think im gonna just stick to baseball right now. These guys are a little too tough and I dont know if I can handle it.

(All three men laugh as Balla speaks.)

Balla: Hey Jeff, dont worry abot anyone. I got your back if you need me. You can probably take most of the wrestlers out anyways.

(Jeff Bagwell laughes as Jay Leno speaks once again.)

Jay Leno: So getting to the point, you are the former World Champion of the HWF, is that right?

Balla: Yeah, thats right...I was the champion until this past Sunday when Mankind beat me and took it away. It was a hard faught match and me, C-Rock and Mankind put all we had into that match, but I ended up on the short end of the stick and Mankind pulled off the victory. I give him props for winning the title and becoming the heavyweight champion for the second time in his career.

Jay Leno: Speaking of C-Rock, he is your cousin and part of the group your in called the Prime Time Playaz aint he?

Balla: Yeah, thats right. We are blood and we will stick together no matter how pissed off we get at eachother. We are there for eachother whenever we need eachother and you can count on that. We are former Tag Team champions and we are almost imposible to beat. But it is possible to beat us but we have to be cheated for that to happen.

Jay Leno: Speaking of you being defeated, you two lost to McBain and Reznor and lost the Tag Team Titles at Last Man Standing. That must have been heartbreaking.

Balla: Like I said, we have to get screwed and thats what happened. Everyone knows me and C-Rock got way more skills than they have and god only knows how they pulled that victory off. But they did beat us and its all in the past. But you can count of these two Playaz coming right back after them Tag Team Titles and i'll be damned if we dont get them. You see, the PTP always gets last laugh and thats exactally what we are gonna do if they accept our challenge and give us what we deserve and thats a shot at the Tag Team Titles.

Jay Leno: Well, erlier today, you, C-Rock and Nyte Ryda defeted McBain, Reznor and some other guy named Triple X. So if you ask me, you got last laugh in Houston Texas.

Balla: Yeah, we beat them down today but thats not the last laugh. They still got the lat laugh cuz they got what we want and thats the Tag Team straps. Yeah we whooped their ass in our home town of Houston Texas and we proved to them that the Playaz mean busines, but they still got what we want and we wont stop until we get them Tag Team Titles.

Jay Leno: Yeah, I saw you hit all three men with the Decapatator at the end and you got two of them at the same time and you made the pin to get the win. That must have felt great!

Balla: Well your damn straight that felt great. You have no idea what it felt like to Decapatate each and every one of them punks in the middle of the ring and watch them lie there in pain as the PTP gets the pinfall and as me, C-Rock and Nyte Ryda stand over them in victory and laughing in their faces. But like I said before, McBain and Reznor have the titles and the pain dont stop there until we get out titles back and thats that.

Jay Leno: Well, at your last interview, I saw you talk about leaving the HWF, what was that all about?

Balla: Jay, you have no idea what it was like getting screwed the way we got screwed out of the titles and I WAS seriousley thinking about leaving the busines, but I decided hey, I aint letting them get last laugh and I aint gonna be a quiter, so im staying and im staying for a long time. It aint the fact that we lost, but when we lose to someone who we clearly should have beat, that pissed me off. But I know I got out of hand with that and I apolojize to the HWF orginazation for that, but the next time this happens, Balla aint gonna be a happy man. Now as far as Mankind winning the World Title, I truley believe Mankind was the better man that night and more power to the man. Do I like him? No...Do I care what he does in the HWF? No...But do I respect him? Yes. This man is the heart and soal of the HWF and he is a great contender just like me, C-Rock, Nyte Ryda, Maxim Reallity, the NWD and plenty others and if anyone deserves to be where he is right now then its Mick. But like I said, I respect the man, but I dont like him and you can count on Balla, sooner or later, winning back that World Title and thats that. So Mankind can get ready for loosing that title if he dont lose it to C-Rock next Monday.

Jay Leno: Thats right, C-Rock faces Mankind for the World Title Monday right?

Balla: Yeah thats right. C-Rock is planning on going into that match and winning the title and bringing it right back home to the Prime Time Playaz and you better believe that me and the rest of the PTP is right there behind him suporting him all the way. C-Rock is a former World Champion and if he can do it once then he can do it again. Alot of people might say that C-Rock is the underdog in this just because Mankind has the World Title right now. But if you ask me, C-Rock has more talent than Mankind and C-Rock has what it tkaes to be the World Champion for the second time in his career and im behind him 100%. But if C-Rock DOES win the title then he can count on me standing in line right behing him cuz if its the last thing I do then its to become the champion for the second time in my career as well. But I aint gonna spoil C-Rocks victory as soon as he whoops Mankinds ass and takes the title. I dont plan on having me and C-Rock having to fight eachother right off the bat cuz I plan on celebrating with him and not having to think about me having to face C-Rock. But im just saying that sooner or later, the big strap will be with Balla once again and you can count on that.

Jay Leno: So Balla, I saw Mankind challenge you to a career verses career match. Did you accet it yet or not?

Balla: Well yeah, I already accepted this match. But like I said in my interview, I dont like the idea. But knowing me, I aint gonna back down from any challenge. I aint afraid of losing this match and having to leave the HWF for number one, there is plenty other orginazations out there and number two, I aint gonna lose the match. But on the same token, I dont want to see Mankind go out this way. Yeah Mankind is getting pretty old, but he still has alot of talent and I think that either way it goes, the HWF is gonna lose a big part of the puzzle. If I....I mean, when I win the match, I aint gonna celebrate for putting Mankind out of his job and I aint gonna be happy for what I did. But im gonna realize that I aint the one who asked for this match....Mankind is the one who asked for this match and im just stepping up to the plate. To be honest with you, I dont even think the prez is gonna book the match cuz he is losing too mcuh talent if he loses one of us. But we will see what heppens.

Jay Leno: Balla, you have had your share of titles and you had the longest run ever with the T.V. Title. But besides the Tag Team Titles, are there any titles you plan on going for on your own?

Balla: Well, I kind of had my mind set on the U.S. Title. Mankind and I have had our little fued going on for a while now and since I am gonna be the man putting him out of the HWF, what better to do than take his U.S. Title from him since he aint gonna be around to defend it anyways. I see that Blue Devil was the number one contender but I just found out that he is have sergury which could be career ending sergery and I just think I should take his spot. I mean, Blue Devil is my homeboy and I know that if there is anyone he would want to take his spot then it would be someone like me. We are both PTP members and I plan on bringing that title home. So I plan on going out there and winning that title not just for me...not just for the fans....but im gonna do it for Blue Devil and hopfully he gets better.

Jay Leno: Well speaking of Blue Devil, I got time for one last question and thats what is happening to the Prime Time Playaz seeing that everyone is getting hurt or dropping out or something?

Balla: Well like I said, Blue Devil is most likley having to end his career after the sergury. But he is still a playa and he is still a good person. Now as far as BMK goes, he is not with us anymore because he didnt feel that he fit in with the PTP. You see, the PTP is kinda on the rap style and we like that kind of life style and BMK lives a whole nother life style. But we accepted him and he is a great man to hang out with. If I could tell him what to do then I would tell him to come back to the PTP, but I cant do that. BMK makes his own decesions and he chose to split away from the PTP. But BMK will always have his back watched for and if he is in trouble then he got the Playaz watching out for him. You see, we dont care if he dont live the same life style as us, if he is a cool person then he gets our respect and he can hang out with us any time he wants. The same goes for Maxim Reality. Im not too sure on what life style he lives, but he is tight with us and it doesnt matter what he is like in his life style, he is coo' to hang out with and he will always have his back watched as long as the PTP is around. Maxim Reality is a part of the PTP and I hope it stays that way cuz he is a great wrestler. But he will be out for a while due to personal problems. But he will be back shortley and when he gets back then you can count on him helpin the Prime Time Playaz rise to the top once again and thats that. Now as far as Juvenile goes, I have no idea if he is planning on sticking with this busines or calling it quits, but rather he comes back or not, the PTP will do just fine with or without him. Dont get me wrong, we will miss him, but we can handle our own without him. But right now we got Balla...we got C-Rock...and we got Nyte Ryda and we will soon have Maxim Reality back. So the Prime Time Playaz are just fine and we are about ot take over.

Jay Leno: Well Balla, its been nice having you here. But its time to go now, so I will talk to you later.

Balla: Its been nice being here!

Jay Leno: Ladies and Gentlemen, join us tommorrow when we have the forward of the Detroit Pistons...Grant Hill and we will also have Helen Hunt and Jennifer Love Hewitt as well.

*Balla shakes Jeff Bagwells hand as Bubbles walks up to the stage and the scene fades away.*

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