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Subject: Satirical classic that turns the world upside down


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 04:55:29 03/09/15 Mon

Satire is a sword that really cuts deep and the weaknesses of the characters in this outrageously mad volume are exposed to the world mercilessly. Its up to the reader to decide whether the writer is telling the truth or not. Perhaps he is. Either way, there are plenty of laughs to be gleaned, as the stories unfold. If you want to find out the embarrassing secrets of such notables as Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler, this book is the place to look. Just be prepared to be really surprised. The real truth about the Illuminati is to be found in these pages and it is totally different than people are told. Suffice to say, they are not shape-shifting reptiles. What they really are is much more weird, and more funny. The real stories behind climate change and the chemtrails controversy are revealed as well. Once again surprise and amazement are the order of the day. You will discover the reason why Santa Claus is sometimes very sad.
Of course, every good book requires a good villain. The cultured piano playing, but totally psychopathic, zombie Julian Faversham fills that roll admirably here. Unusually, he is not one of the usual run of the mill moronic shuffling undead. This zombie has brains and a high degree of class. His story opens the book and his later adventures enliven the end chapters.
I dont want to give too much away about the story, so I will cease from my description. I hope I have whetted the appetites of potential readers to take a chance on buying my book. I hope all the readers enjoy it. I can guarantee one thing. They wont find another book like it.
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Subject: Just a few excerpts from the five star reviews garnered by my book


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Date Posted: 04:00:18 02/07/15 Sat

John Reinhard Dizon
The Zombie, The Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade is a rollicking piece of absurdist literature that showcases the zany wit of the author as well as lampoons the world of supermarket tabloids and conspiracy theories that have gone viral in our modern culture.
Kitty Ree Book Reviews
Now, perhaps the Illuminati and the Three Pigs might be upset about their secret being exposed, but I cant help that, now can I?
The way that all of these characters are intertwined is a path even Alice of Wonderland fame would have fun treading. I hope Mr. Meade continues writing in this veinhe is a comic genius.
Bobbi Lerman
Part satire, part horror story, part conspiracy story, and part comedy, The Zombie, The cat and Barack Obama is absolutely a non-stop laugh riot! If writer Christopher Meade is looking for a second occupation, I would suggest stand-up comic! He would be stellar.
JD Tucker
Christopher Meade has written an amusing novel that skewers cultural mores, political events, and zombie lifestyles in a novel that's equal parts satirical and hysterical. What does a Zombie, a Cat, and Barack Obama have in common? Get this book and get a little fun in your life.
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Subject: BARACK OBAMA AND THE ILLUMINATI EXPOSED?


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Date Posted: 03:49:03 01/25/15 Sun


The evolution of a masterpiece, (or a complete turkey). Your judgement.

Every book evolves from an idea and my virgin venture into book publishing evolved from several ideas. In fact it actually grew out of a series of disconnected stories, published over several years on HubPages.
I have always been a conspiracy theory sceptic and have doubted the various claims, such as that the United States government bombed the World Trade Centre or that Prince Philip ordered the killing of Princess Diana. To me, all these allegations are just so much unsubstantiated rubbish. It's amusing to debate the issues, but totally silly to take them seriously. Consequently, when I started to regularly publish articles and stories, many of them were satirising some of the more ridiculous of the various conspiratorial assertions. Since there was a lot of interest in the character, the political acumen and the ancestry of Barack Obama, I included some stories that poked fun at the various theories surrounding the origins of that American president. A further collection of stories satirised the rumours that abound about Area51 and the origins and continuing influence of the Illuminati.
My fascination with the macabre led me to write a series about a musically talented, but psychopathic, zombie.
At this stage all of these were separate stories, but I realised that they could be connected. To bring Barack Obama and the zombie together, needed but the addition of some connecting tales. That's where the Downing Street cat came in and the Buckingham Palace connection. Once I'd put them all together and edited them, so that were transformed into a coherent sequence, the book was almost ready to be published. It was still a little short however. Fortunately for me and my reading public, I had some more stories in reserve. These advanced alternative reasons for the global banking collapse and the menace of climate change, among other things.
I then had on my hands a very tidy little novella. By arrangement with an online publishing company, I succeeded in getting it launched as an e-book. It's been floating around Amazon and a host of other online retailers for some months now. I've been very fortunate to attract some excellent reviews, (some from other writers and a few from satisfied customers). Some of these can be read on the Facebook page The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama. I've included a couple of less favourable ones as well. It's only fair to give the opposition a chance to air their views.
If you are tempted to read my book, it is my sincere wish that you get as much pleasure from reading it as I did from writing it.

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Subject: GREAT REVIEW FOR A REALLY FUNNY BOOK


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Date Posted: 05:39:00 11/19/14 Wed

Amazingly funny!, October 2, 2014
By Viv Drewa - Verified Purchase.
This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: (Kindle Edition)
I had no idea this novel by Christopher Antony Meade was going to be so hilarious!

I couldn't imagine a zombie, cat and Barack Obama, and several other entities could be woven into such a magnificent and entertaining novel.

Meade starts out with the amazing relationship with a zombie (Faversham) and a writer (Anton). Faversham becomes the smelly, moulting house guest to Anton who allows him to stay because of how beautifully he plays the piano. Anton doesn't worry about becoming Faversham's next meal as he is a member of ZA (Zombies Anonymous), but falls off the wagon.

This is just one of the hilarious stories Meade shares with the reader. The Cheshire cat, three little pigs, Adolph Hitler all tie in together marvellously.

I will definitely be highly recommending Meades novel and look forward to many more.
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Subject: FUNNY POEM. EVEN FUNNIER BOOK


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Date Posted: 13:10:20 11/16/14 Sun

THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA were coming down the hill.
THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA met up with Jack and Jill.
They all started fighting
And scratching and biting.
Now THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA are feeling rather ill.

Totally absurd rubbish? Who knows for sure?
This I do know.
The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama is a very funny book. 35 FIVE STAR reviewers on Amazon.com alone say so.
They cant all be wrong.

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Subject: LAUGH, LAUGH and LAUGH AGAIN


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Date Posted: 06:41:58 11/11/14 Tue

The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama #Read this very #funny #ebook and #laugh
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Subject: THANKS FOR THIS GREAT NEW REVIEW


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Date Posted: 02:03:55 10/29/14 Wed

Amazingly funny!, October 2, 2014
By Viv Drewa - Verified Purchase.
This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: (Kindle Edition)
I had no idea this novel by Christopher Antony Meade was going to be so hilarious!

I couldn't imagine a zombie, cat and Barack Obama, and several other entities could be woven into such a magnificent and entertaining novel.

Meade starts out with the amazing relationship with a zombie (Faversham) and a writer (Anton). Faversham becomes the smelly, moulting house guest to Anton who allows him to stay because of how beautifully he plays the piano. Anton doesn't worry about becoming Faversham's next meal as he is a member of ZA (Zombies Anonymous), but falls off the wagon.

This is just one of the hilarious stories Meade shares with the reader. The Cheshire cat, three little pigs, Adolph Hitler all tie in together marvellously.

I will definitely be highly recommending Meades novel and look forward to many more.
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Subject: JESUS BY HIS MOTHER


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Date Posted: 03:45:42 10/05/14 Sun

When Jesus Christ incarnated into this world, to redeem it, He had two major assets. First he was the Son of God and secondly, in Mary the Mother of God, He had a very special mother. People often forget about Christs mother. She must have had a lot to put up with from having a Divine Son. The Blessed Virgins road to Paradise cant have been very smooth, but there must have been a few laughs along the way. This book, Stories from the Life of Christ, by His Mother, tells some stories of Christs life from the point of view of his ever-loving, but frequently exasperated, female parent. Much of the humour, that is absent from the Bible, is presented. (Not everything went as smoothly as related in the Good Book).
From the Annunciation to the Crucifixion and beyond, Our Lady must have lived a rollercoaster ride of a life. It cant have been easy to be the Mother of Christ. (Although having a Son with miraculous powers must have been useful at times).
Laugh and cry with the Mother of God and meet some memorable characters along the way, like Jesuss dodgy grandmother and less than salubrious relations. There are also some extra miracles that didnt get mentioned in the Holy Book. This book is here to show episodes in the Life of Jesus Christ in a way not covered in the books of the New Testament and it is a tribute to His Blessed Mother, without whose acquiescence no part of His remarkable life could have happened. We must remember that Mary, as well as being the Mother of the Redeemer, was a human being and was subject to all the frailties and frustrations of any overwrought mother.
This is a book that was written, not to diminish the love we should have for God, but to show that its alright, sometimes, to laugh at Him, (or with Him).
If God has a sense of humour, He will love this book. (If not, I hope, His Blessed Mother will put in a word for me).
STORIES FROM THE LIFE OF JESUS, BY HIS MOTHER
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Subject: ***ENJOY THE EXCERPT, THEN TREAT YOURSELF TO THE BOOK***


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Date Posted: 02:51:26 09/22/14 Mon

I really dont need this at my time of life. To be locked up in a roman drunk tank is really too shaming. I wouldnt mind, but I only wanted to enjoy myself at a family wedding. For me, Mary, a respectable widow and the Mother of God, to be dragged away like a common criminal is just too ridiculous. I should never have gone to that marriage feast and I dont care if I never set foot in that dump Cana again.

Everything was going on quite respectably, until that incident involving turning the water into wine. Me and my big mouth! Why couldnt I just leave it buttoned for once? Did it matter if the wine had run out? Most of the guests were already half drunk anyway. John the Baptist had already got sick in the corner. I told him that mixing wine with locusts was a bad idea.

So here am I, hung over, lying on the floor in a roman jail, with Jesus snoring in the corner, propped up against the wall. That black eye He has got is going to look really bad for the next week or so.
How did this come to pass? Find out by reading my new book. Available from Amazon.com and all other Amazon sites.
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Subject: A HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE


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Date Posted: 07:56:23 09/04/14 Thu


The highlight of my visit to Transylvania last year was my meeting with the very handsome young Ferdinand and the visit to his castle, situated on a rocky promontory, in the foothills of the Carpathian Mountains. I can still recall the graceful way he almost floated up the steps that led to the dark heavy door of his fortress home. The gleaming whiteness of his, oh so sharp, teeth when he smiled is still a happy recollection. I really did feel like I was a great lady coming home when he gave a sweeping bow as he welcomed me across his ancient threshold.
I had been staying in a rather boring concrete box like hotel, which dated from the Communist era and was considered the best accommodation for tourists in that out of the way district. The comrades might have considered it to be the height of luxury but I had a longing to experience the more authentic side of Transylvania, so when the gorgeous young man, sitting next to me in the restaurant, told me that the castle, sitting glowering down on the village from its limestone crag, was his home, I eagerly accepted his invitation to stay overnight.
So there I was two hours later sipping a glass of the deepest red wine as we sat opposite each other by the blazing fire in the great Hall. Portraits of ancestors, in costumes going back to the 14th century, gazed down on us as my host chatted animatedly about the attractions, he was determined to show me, in the local area. Even though I was getting slightly tipsy, I did notice that the dust seemed to sit a bit too much on most surfaces within the room. There seemed to be an absence of servants and I noticed that he brought the wine and glasses into the room himself, rather than ring for somebody to serve it. I was too politely brought up to make comment however, besides what's a little dust between friends?
After we chatted amiably, for what must have been two or three hours, my growing more handsome by the minute companion, asked me if I would like to be shown to my bedroom. I had been anticipating an invitation to his chamber but I comforted myself with the notion that he might come to my room after I had retired, so I readily agreed to his suggestion. I noticed again the cobwebs and the dust that bestrewed the wide staircase leading to the upper floors. The servants were either very lazy or they didn't exist. I was informed, that as I was a special guest, I would be staying in the Counts room. The Count apparently was a 19th century ancestor and his portrait adorned the very special quilt on the big four-poster bed. A tremor of excitement agitated my being, when I considered that I would be spending the night in such august splendour.
My, oh so HOT, companion bowed again as he left me outside the bedroom door. I was eagerly anticipating his return as I switched on the lights to survey the room. For a change, there was no dust. Indeed the welcoming smell of furniture polish wafted to my surprised nostrils. Against the wall opposite the door was an immense four-poster bed, the perfect place I thought for investigating whether ancient lineage came with great potency. When I looked at the portrait, that was embroidered on the quilt, all notions of fun and games evaporated right away.

Staring up at me was the figure of a man lying in a coffin. The embroiderers skill must have been great indeed. Scarlet thread had been skilfully used to show the trickle of blood coming from the snarling mouth and the hands seemed to almost reach out to grasp me, as I stared in transfixed horror at the monstrosity I was expected to have as my bedfellow. What really scared me was the realisation that, although the face before me was distorted by savage rage, there was still a very strong resemblance to the young man who had charmed me by the fireside earlier that evening. My feelings of lustful anticipation rapidly dissolved, to be replaced by dreadful forebodings, when I remembered hearing a key being turned in the lock just after I'd entered the room.
As I said at the beginning, the highpoint of my holiday in Transylvania was meeting the very handsome Count Ferdinand. The low point was discovering that his surname was Dracula.

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Subject: Birth of a masterpiece?


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 01:59:10 09/03/14 Wed

Every book evolves from an idea and my latest venture into publishing evolved from several ideas. In fact it actually grew out of a series of disconnected stories, published over several years on HubPages.
I have always been a conspiracy theory sceptic and have doubted the various claims, such as that the United States government bombed the World Trade Centre or that Prince Philip ordered the killing of Princess Diana. To me, all these allegations are just so much unsubstantiated rubbish. It's amusing to debate the issues, but totally silly to take them seriously. Consequently, when I started to regularly publish articles and stories, many of them were satirising some of the more ridiculous of the various conspiratorial assertions. Since there was a lot of interest in the character, the political acumen and the ancestry of Barack Obama, I included some stories that poked fun at the various theories surrounding the origins of that American president. A further collection of stories satirised the rumours that abound about Area 51 and the origins and continuing influence of the Illuminati.
My fascination with the macabre led me to write a series about a musically talented, but psychopathic, zombie.
At this stage all of these were separate stories, but I realised that they could be connected. To bring Barack Obama and the zombie together, needed but the addition of some connecting tales. That's where the Downing Street cat came in and the Buckingham Palace connection. Once I'd put them all together and edited them, so that were transformed into a coherent sequence, the book was almost ready to be published. It was still a little short however. Fortunately for me and my reading public, I had some more stories in reserve. These advanced alternative reasons for the global banking collapse and the menace of climate change, among other things.
I then had on my hands a very tidy little novella. By arrangement with an online publishing company, I succeeded in getting it launched as an e-book. It's been floating around Amazon and a host of other online retailers for some months now. I've been very fortunate to attract some excellent reviews, (some from other writers and a few from satisfied customers). Most of these can be read on the Facebook page The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama. I've included a couple of less favourable ones as well. It's only fair to give the opposition a chance to air their views. In my opinion, their taste is abysmal. But what else can I say.
If you are tempted to read my book, (which both I and my bank manager hope you are), it is my sincere wish that you get as much pleasure from reading it as I did from writing it.

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Subject: *JUST ANOTHER FIVE STAR RECOMMENDATION FROM A SATISFIED READER*


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Date Posted: 03:46:02 08/19/14 Tue

Laugh out Loud Funny, September 24, 2013
By Ky White - Amazon Verified Purchase.
Hilariously funny! It answers so many questions I've had since childhood! Truly a laugh out loud pleasant read. Treat yourself to a fun evening.
The Zombie, the Cat , and Barack Obama

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Subject: *** THANK YOU FOR YET ANOTHER FIVE STAR REVIEW ***


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Date Posted: 04:12:57 08/12/14 Tue

5.0 out of 5 stars More than a comedy, January 11, 2014
By Cedar - Amazon Verified Purchase.
This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: Featuring appearances from The Illuminati, Osama Bin Laden, Larry the Downing Street cat, Queen Elizabeth II, the Cheshire cat and a host of characters. (Kindle Edition)
I had come across his FB profile by chance and his comments had interested me. I had a hunch that his satirical comedy would be good. Sure enough I was to have a chuckle at every third line. Zombies are not portrayed as the usual mindless monsters here. It is fun to get behind the mind of a zombie for a change. The author managed to weave in a veiled philosophy that the ending is unpredictable and gratifying. The author has also satisfied our desire to call Mr. Bin Laden a pig without the risk of being targeted by some terrorists. He brought in the innocent story of The Three Pigs. How Mr. Hitler and Mr. Bin Laden got roped into the pig business, you just have to read the book. The authors imagination reaches astoundingly wide, both in geography and time, but his cool as-the-matter-of-course tone, combined with his attention to the details and the ability to peace them together to his theory gave his wild plot a peculiar credibility. It is not a shallow fun book that evaporates right after you close the book. Some lines lingered in my mind long after I finished it.

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Subject: *** GREAT TO GET THIS FIVE STAR REVIEW FROM A BRILLIANT AUTHOR ***


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Date Posted: 03:09:36 08/05/14 Tue

WOOHOO!!, March 13, 2014
By Darrin Mason "Author of "The Hills are Alive with the sounds of Murder (Brisbane, Australia.) - This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama
This book is ridiculous, unbelievable, crazy, and to answer another reviewer's question, I've no doubt that a truckload of alcohol and drugs were consumed during the author's writing of it. AND I LOVE EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT!! The world needs to have a good old belly laugh at itself and Mr Meade provides it with his totally insane salute to everything ridiculous. Good on you Mr Meade and I give this book a big old 5 STARS. WOOHOO!!

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Subject: ILLUMINATI SEX SCANDALS AT THE HEART OF UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT


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Date Posted: 03:28:00 08/03/14 Sun

When former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger had an affair with a shape shifting Illuminati agent in the 1970s, he little thought that the result would be the building of a large Illuminati base on the moon. That's the kind of thing that happens unfortunately when you let shape shifters gain access to your erogenous zones. The true story of this dangerous liaison in the higher echelons of the United States government is revealed in the book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by that tireless exposer of the corruption (and shagging) at the heart of the American administration, Christopher Antony Meade. (Thats me by the way).
You may think Bill Clinton was the only top official who couldn't keep his particulars under discreet cover. Believe me there were many more.
If you want to find out more about the scandals that surround the lives of those who claim to be our betters, read this book.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
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Subject: ***SHORT, BUT VERY SWEET, NEW REVIEW. THANK YOU***


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Date Posted: 02:24:23 08/01/14 Fri

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book!, June 16, 2014
By Nabbo - Verified Purchase.
This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: Featuring appearances from The Illuminati, Osama Bin Laden, Larry the Downing Street cat, Queen Elizabeth II, the Cheshire cat and a host of characters. (Kindle Edition)
This was an engaging book to read!
The featured appearances were the best!!!
Would definitely read more by this author!!!

Download it here today.

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Subject: VERY FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS POLITICAL SATIRE


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Date Posted: 03:47:16 07/30/14 Wed

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***THEY CANT ALL BE WRONG.***
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The writer has a most unique skill in communicating several very interesting stories.
Greg Wilson| 10 reviewers made a similar statement.

I laughed so hard my jaws hurt after reading this book.
Debbie Allen| 8 reviewers made a similar statement.

Get ready for a wild ride that will leave you wishing for more.
Reynold Jay| 2 reviewers made a similar statement.

Judge for yourself.

United States. (Amazon.com)
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Subject: THIS REALLY IS A VERY FUNNY BOOK


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Date Posted: 01:51:25 07/27/14 Sun

*** THE ZOMBIE LEAVES ANOTHER HAPPY READER CRYING WITH LAUGHTER ***

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Read! December 29, 2013
By Bobbi Lerman
Format:Kindle Edition| Amazon Verified Purchase
Part satire, part horror story, part conspiracy story, and part comedy, The Zombie, The cat and Barack Obama is absolutely a non-stop laugh riot! If writer Christopher Meade is looking for a second occupation, I would suggest stand up comic! He would be stellar.

The Title drew me in, however this highly entertaining tale is what kept me turning the pages, stopping only to wipe away tears of laughter. With a story that includes such fictional luminaries such as the Three LIttle Pigs, the Cheshire Cat and the don't miss, piano playing zombie, Julian Faversham, not to mention real life characters Barack Obama, Britains PM and the Queen, this is a definite don't miss read and one I guarantee will keep you smiling long after you reach the end and yes, by the last line you will have figured out where Mr Meade came up with the title.

Creative beyond measure, well written and if you ever wanted to know the truth about Area 51, well....

I can't wait to see what this author comes up with next!

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Subject: DISCOVER WHO THE 'ILLUMINATI' REALLY ARE?


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Date Posted: 06:08:05 07/25/14 Fri

By Denise "Dee" (Portskewett, Wales. UK.) - Amazon Verified Purchase.
This review is from: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama: Featuring appearances from The Illuminati, Osama Bin Laden, Larry the Downing Street cat, Queen Elizabeth II, the Cheshire cat and a host of characters. (Kindle Edition)
The tales are all 'tongue in cheek' and would be a great read for those who are looking for something fun, light and easy to read. The author has a great imagination and has managed to link each tale together quite brilliantly, making the book 'flow' from one story into the next quite smoothly. You'll meet several other characters within the tales, and find out what 'really happened' to Barack Obama.
My personal favourite was the first tale about the Zombie which, at times, had me laughing out loud; but having 'said' that, I thoroughly enjoyed the book as a whole. There are definitely more titters to be had, especially when you imagine what is being so well described. The book is short, and may only take a couple of days to get through, less if you 'speed read' like my husband, but I think the author got it spot on. It's certainly worth a read and I'd happily RECOMMEND THIS BOOK to anyone.

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United States. (Amazon.com)
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Subject: BARACK OBAMA AND THE ILLUMINATI EXPOSED?


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 02:32:34 07/25/14 Fri


The evolution of a masterpiece, (or a complete turkey). Your judgement.

Every book evolves from an idea and my latest venture into publishing evolved from several ideas. In fact it actually grew out of a series of disconnected stories, published over several years on HubPages.
I have always been a conspiracy theory sceptic and have doubted the various claims, such as that the United States government bombed the World Trade Centre or that Prince Philip ordered the killing of Princess Diana. To me, all these allegations are just so much unsubstantiated rubbish. It's amusing to debate the issues, but totally silly to take them seriously. Consequently, when I started to regularly publish articles and stories, many of them were satirising some of the more ridiculous of the various conspiratorial assertions. Since there was a lot of interest in the character, the political acumen and the ancestry of Barack Obama, I included some stories that poked fun at the various theories surrounding the origins of that American president. A further collection of stories satirised the rumours that abound about Area 51 and the origins and continuing influence of the Illuminati.
My fascination with the macabre led me to write a series about a musically talented, but psychopathic, zombie.
At this stage all of these were separate stories, but I realised that they could be connected. To bring Barack Obama and the zombie together, needed but the addition of some connecting tales. That's where the Downing Street cat came in and the Buckingham Palace connection. Once I'd put them all together and edited them, so that were transformed into a coherent sequence, the book was almost ready to be published. It was still a little short however. Fortunately for me and my reading public, I had some more stories in reserve. These advanced alternative reasons for the global banking collapse and the menace of climate change, among other things.
I then had on my hands a very tidy little novella. By arrangement with an online publishing company, I succeeded in getting it launched as an e-book. It's been floating around Amazon and a host of other online retailers for some months now. I've been very fortunate to attract some excellent reviews, (some from other writers and a few from satisfied customers). Most of these can be read on the Facebook page The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama. I've included a couple of less favourable ones as well. It's only fair to give the opposition a chance to air their views. In my opinion, their taste is abysmal. But what else can I say.
If you are tempted to read my book, (which both I and my bank manager hope you are), it is my sincere wish that you get as much pleasure from reading it as I did from writing it.

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Subject: A BAD AND DIFFICULT DAY FOR BARACK OBAMA


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 07:11:04 07/24/14 Thu

THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA were trying something new.

THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA went visiting the zoo.

They made the animals stare,

Then got ate by a bear.

But THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA proved very tough to chew.

They might cause a few teeth to break, but the book is a very easy and enjoyable read. You might choke from laughing though.
Available from all Amazon sites.

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Subject: A visit to Kim Jong-un


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Giggling insanely)
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Date Posted: 13:46:48 07/22/14 Tue

THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA were visiting Kim Jong-un

THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA tried offering him a bun.

He ate all they had

Till his belly felt bad.

Now THE ZOMBIE, THE CAT, AND BARACK OBAMA really need to run.

Too many buns are bad for you but laughing is the best medicine.
Download this very funny book and start curing the blues today.
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Subject: daily horoscope in hindi


Author:
Rahul Sharma (horoscope)
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Date Posted: 00:42:21 07/17/14 Thu

A horoscope is the picture of the planets during the birth of any person which differs from people to people, due to the continuous movement of the planets. Astrological analysis of a person begins with the preparation of a horoscope which requires exact date, time and place of birth of that person concerned. The abstruse meaning of a horoscope keeps similarity with that of the pack of a medicine.

A horoscope is also like a STAMP from the manufacturing company of NATURE, which incorporates these features, just like in the case of a pack a medicine. Horoscopes hold the positions of the planets during the birth of a person. To prepare a horoscope three types of information are mainly required, viz.:

- Date of birth

- Time of birth

- Place of birth

For the preparation of a horoscope we need astronomical data, which provides us the exact positions of the planets on their respective orbit of movement during the date and time of birth of a person, which is different for everybody. From the place of birth of a person, we can find out the geographical latitude and longitude and also can calculate their differences from the celestial (Topocentric) latitude and longitude.

The word Zodiac literally means animals and refers to the patterns or configurations of creatures as seen in the twinkling stars at night. The Zodiac belt is the great circle around which our luminescent Sun apparently moves month by month throughout the year, transceiving the energy of those different constellational signs and thereby transmitting the celestial radiations to our Earth.

Astrology is the study of correlations of celestial events with behavior on earth, particularly correlations which cannot be explained by gravitation, magnetism, or other forces that are well-established in physics or other sciences.



A "celestial event" is any event in the sky. For example, the Sun rising is a celestial event, or any two planets appearing in the same place in the sky is a celestial event. The celestial event can involve any celestial body, whether it be the Sun, Moon, a planet, an asteroid, comet, star, black hole, quasar, or other celestial object.

There are many possible answers and I will not go into those now. Note that the lack of a clear explanation of why the correlation should exist, or the fact that the existence of such a correlation seems absurd to many scientists and non-scientists alike, does not in itself make astrology unscientific. Scientists can analyse correlations and perfect their ability to predict based on these correlations without knowing why the correlation exists. Experts in scientific methodology emphasize that science ultimately is about making observations and theories help us understand the observations.

The ability to predict that an apple will fall to the ground if dropped is a scientifically verifiable statement and it does not require the theory of gravitation to make it more scientific. However, the theory of gravitation allows us to understand not only why the apple falls to the ground, but also a myriad other phenomena such as why planets revolve around the Sun and the Moon revolves around the Earth. The power of a scientific theory is that it expands our ability to make predictions about other phenomena, but the lack of good theories does not make a replicable experiment less scientific. Check your daily horoscope here: http://aboutevery.com/horoscope.html



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Subject: The White House by night. At home with President Barack Obama.


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 03:54:19 06/30/14 Mon

***ENJOY THE EXCERPT, THEN TREAT YOURSELF TO THE BOOK***


The door opened and the easily recognised face of the President of the United States looked out. He appeared to sniff the air in the corridor. There was a most enormous grin pasted all over the visage of the Chief Executive of the most powerful state on Earth. The Head of Security almost fell over when he saw what happened next. Barack Obama emerged completely from the doorway. He was naked apart from a pair of Old Glory boxers. He was walking on all fours. There was an enormous striped furry tail snaking its way out of a hole that was strategically placed in the back of the executive underpants. The Head of Presidential Security could hardly credit what his eyes were telling him. The President of the United States was behaving like a gigantic cat. The tail made him look like one too. What was he to do? He had taken delivery of outsize cigars for Bill Clinton. The batteries that were used to give life to the robot that was George W. Bush even passed through his hands. But this was different. He could scarcely be expected to confront his boss and tell him to tuck his tail in. It was more than his job was worth. The best thing to do was just sit where he was and watch the presidential progress on the cameras. So that is exactly what he did.

The Cat-President put his tail straight up in the air and reversed to within one foot of the door he had just emerged from. A jet of liquid was propelled from just beneath his swaying appendage, to drip down the doorpost and soak into the White House carpet. The President was marking his territory. The cleaners were going to have a job in the morning. Barack Obama sauntered away from the messy doorway and bounded up the stairs.

Treat yourself to a copy of The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama today.
You wont regret it.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_42?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1402404021&sr=1-42&keywords=political+humor


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Subject: DEFINITELY NOT A CLASSIC OF EROTICISM


Author:
Comic Masterpiece (Laughing a lot)
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Date Posted: 03:02:29 03/11/14 Tue

But it certainly is a very funny book. This happy reviewer thinks so anyway.
Laugh out Loud Funny, September 24, 2013
By Ky White - Amazon Verified Purchase.
Hilariously funny! It answers so many questions I've had since childhood! Truly a laugh out loud pleasant read. Treat yourself to a fun evening.
The Zombie, the Cat , and Barack Obama
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Subject: Great and hilarious comedy. Probably the funniest and weirdest book ever. Satirical classic.


Author:
Comic Masterpiece (Howling with laughter)
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Date Posted: 08:00:03 01/03/14 Fri

The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama begins when the writer Christopher Anton invites the zombie Julian Faversham to lodge in his house. Faversham is no ordinary undead monstrosity though. He is also a talented musician and it is arranged that he will play the piano, as a means of paying his rent.
The book morphs from being a comic horror farce to a political satire, where the reader is presented with some very unconventional explanations for the origin and ancestry of Barack Obama, the founding of the Illuminati, what happened to the body of Adolf Hitler and many more bedevilling mysteries.
It was the writers intention to entertain his readers and to make them laugh a lot. In this book, I believe he succeeds.
Available from Amazon and many other retailers.

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Subject: Wierd, but very funny book.


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 01:23:06 09/12/13 Thu

A short extract from The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama, (a book with cats, but not as most people know them).
As often happens with hereditary traits, the feline shape-shifting characteristics skipped a generation. Ann herself was unaffected. It was only with the birth of her son Barack that they started to emerge. The first thing she noticed was that, when she stroked the child, he tended to purr. Later, Barack went to live with his grandmother and he had to be corrected several times because he used to hoard tins of cat food in his bed. When asked why he did it he said that he didnt really know, but he just felt he ought to. Dogs would sometimes chase him for no apparent reason and he once had to be rescued from a tree that was surrounded by a mob of barking canines. He remained unaware of his feline heritage, however, as only the Cheshire Cat remembered what had happened in Wichita in 1941.
Things might have stayed like that but for two events. The first was the unfortunate encounter between the Cheshire Cat and J. Edgar Hoover, which resulted in the imprisonment of the cat in Area 51. The second one was the election of the one-quarter feline, Barack Obama, to the presidency of the United States.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Barack-Obama-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_13?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1377460481&sr=1-13&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii
Kindle Prime members can download the entire book gratis.

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Subject: Really funny book. Only 99 cents too.


Author:
John Abernathly (Laughing a lot.)
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Date Posted: 08:24:00 07/01/13 Mon

Check out this great and very funny book, now available for only 99 cents.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Barack-Obama-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_28?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1372691592&sr=1-28&keywords=osama+bin+laden

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Subject: Great 99 cents value for Amazon customers


Author:
Michael Casssidy (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 01:05:32 06/24/13 Mon

What can you buy for only 99 cents?
A medium bar of chocolate.
Quarter of a coffee at Starbucks.
A Big Mac, without the burger or the salad, (only the bun).
A disdainful look from a corrupt politician.
One Ho from a store Santa Claus. (Nothing else, just the Ho).
Or you can enjoy laughing your socks off by downloading and reading the hilarious satire The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade.
I know which I would do.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags

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Subject: Read a great and funny book for a rock-bottom price


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 08:35:44 06/18/13 Tue

Im not normally a very pushy person but I am making an exception today. This is in order to let people know that my political satire/horror The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama is now on special offer at Amazon for the derisive sums of $1.21 at Amazon.com and 77p at Amazon.co.uk. I am posting a link to a video of me doing a reading of the chapter about Area 51. I hope it may provide some entertainment and not put everyone off buying the book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iXOH5JLSSM
These are the links to the Amazon pages. There are some reviews there for any interested parties to peruse.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Barack-Obama-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_7?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1371539362&sr=1-7&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Zombie-Barack-Obama-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_7?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1371539612&sr=1-7&keywords=the+illuminati
I hope you find all this entertaining and useful.

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Subject: Sex with an alien is so hot.


Author:
C. Menstains (Amazed)
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Date Posted: 07:56:15 05/27/13 Mon

When Madelyn Dunham, (the maternal grandmother of United States President Barack Obama), made love to her husband one morning, she was very pleasantly surprised to find that the coition was so much better than anything that she had experienced previously in her marriage. This was because the love partner, whom she had assumed was her spouse, was not him at all. She was engaging in hanky panky with a very clever alien shape-shifter, who had assumed the form of her husband in order to get into the marital bed.
The result of that amorous encounter was the birth of the mother of Barack Obama and in the next generation, the baby boy who grew up to become president of his country.
The alien ancestry of Barack Obama is a secret that is only being revealed now for the first time. The full details of this amazing story can be found in the ground-breaking new book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by that master of the mysterious Christopher Antony Meade. Many more secrets are revealed here as well, such as the real purpose of Area 51 and how Osama bin Laden really got killed. (The account by the navy seal is just a blind. The real story is in this book).
I wont spoil things for you by revealing any more of the secrets. Just get the book and be amazed.
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Subject: In praise of good pussy.Stay away from bad pussy


Author:
C. Menstains (Slavering)
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Date Posted: 07:30:41 05/25/13 Sat

Sometimes a pussy can be the best thing ever known and then again pussy can be dirty and smelly. When Barack Obama had a pussy moment, in Buckingham Palace during his state visit to the United Kingdom, the pussy that tried to get into bed with him was definitely not a good pussy at all. This pussy wanted to suck on his brains, but then this ugly pussy was a zombie pussy.
How the President of the United States came to have this encounter with a brain-eating pussy is explained in the pussy filled book, The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama by that pussy obsessed mad genius Christopher Antony Meade.
There is more than just pussy in this totally surreal political satire. There are pigs in it as well. The central characters are all pussy though. Like pussy, or hate pussy, it is hard to avoid in this book.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: One of the funniest and most outrageous books ever written


Author:
Claude de Bois (Exploding with mirth)
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Date Posted: 06:37:57 05/14/13 Tue

Sometimes a book can just take your breath away by the sheer effrontery of the author, in putting before the reader outrageous theories about the character and personality peculiarities of public figures. Barack Obama is given that treatment in the surreal, but very funny, book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. The author, Christopher Antony Meade, seems to delight in making politicians look ridiculous. If the portrayal of Barack had not made me laugh so much, I would almost have felt it was unfair. Reading the chapter, set in the White House at night, left me rolling around the floor in uncontrollable mirth.
The rest of this novella put me in the same happy condition. The fact that I was laughing at people whom I am supposed to fear or respect, added to the almost guilty sense of fun I felt when I enjoyed this book so much.
I have no hesitation in saying that The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: Real truth behind some well known conspiracy theories and mysteries?


Author:
Larry La Rouche (Puzzled, but laughing)
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Date Posted: 15:20:37 05/13/13 Mon

To be able to make a successful book from such a disparate collection of characters as a brain eating zombie, Barack Obama, the Cheshire cat, the Illuminati and the three little pigs requires a more than ordinary level of imagination and talent. This is undoubtedly displayed by Christopher Antony Meade in his hilarious political satire/comic horror novella The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. This e-book, which is currently burning a path for itself up the online retail charts, is probably one of the funniest and definitely the weirdest book I have come across in decades of dedicated bookwormery.
The chapters dealing with the solution to the Barack Obama ancestry mystery and the true origins and influence of the Illuminati are, as examples of surreal comedy, without equal in modern literature. That is, until you read the rest of the book. I honestly couldn't decide, as my eyes stayed glued to my e-reader, whether I should be laughing uncontrollably or protesting vehemently, at the vicious lampooning of some of our best-known public figures.
The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is an absolute must have for anyone who enjoys bursting the pompous balloons, that are the inflated egos of our politicians.
I fully recommend it.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: Comedy book of the decade? Some excellent reviews


Author:
Chris Meade (Trying to be helpful)
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Date Posted: 08:39:25 05/13/13 Mon

These are samples from some of the reviews left by readers of my political satire The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. I hope you find them helpful.
"If you want to give yourself a good laugh, read The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, the hilarious book by Christopher Antony Meade. This anarchic political comedy starts off as a rather conventional, but funny, tale about a cannibalistic zombie; but then takes the reader on a surreal journey through the strangest explanations ever given for such diverse subjects, as the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama and the real truth behind the deaths of Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler.
Craig Anderson.
This novella, The Zombie, the cat and Barack Obama, is also packed with loads more accusations and gossip about many of the prominent people in the world today. I can't deny that it's very funny, because it undoubtedly is. But I do feel that the stories it contains should really never have seen the light of day. They are just too embarrassing in their revelations about the antics of our politicians.
Richard Cauldwell.
"I'm not really certain whether it is disrespectful or not to laugh at a book which mercilessly makes fun of some of the most well-known figures in the world of international politics. All I know for sure is that when I read The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, I just couldn't stop laughing.
Cecil Aubrey.
The totally disrespectful and anarchic humour, which Meade displays throughout this novella, makes it one of the most memorable political comedies I've ever read. I make no hesitation in recommending it to anyone who enjoys laughing at their political masters.
Jennifer Andrews.
Read some more reviews of my devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: When the diplomatic skills of Queen Elizabeth II were sorely tried


Author:
Warren Ryder (Uncontrollable laughter)
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Date Posted: 02:15:29 05/13/13 Mon

Queen Elizabeth the second of the United Kingdom is well known for her diplomatic skills and her ability to remain unflappable under the most difficult of circumstances. But the patience of the much loved monarch was sorely tried, when she had Barack and Michelle Obama visiting in Buckingham Palace a couple of years ago.
Not alone did the thunderous snoring of the president's wife keep most of the inhabitants of Buckingham Palace in a state of irate sleeplessness, but when the Queen and Prince Philip came down to the Presidents suite to complain, they were met by the sight of the first black President of the United States gibbering with fear, because a psychopathic brain eating zombie was about to feast on his quivering brain.
You might ask yourself how this extraordinary scene came to be acted out in Buckingham Palace in the first place.
The answer to this question is to be found in the hilariously funny and irreverent political satire The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade. The answer to a lot more of the questions, which bedevil the public is to be found there as well, such as what really happened the body of Adolf Hitler, the true origins of the Illuminati and the real secret of Area 51. The explanations of all those mysteries are as original as they are funny. Mr Meade has managed to pull off a satirical tour de force. If you read nothing else this year, read this book. Be prepared to laugh a lot though.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: Funniest and maddest book. Satire at its best


Author:
Denis Healey (Sick from laughing)
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Date Posted: 09:16:03 05/12/13 Sun

When Adolf Hitler popped that cyanide capsule in April 1945 a rather strange thing happened his body. When the SS guards opened his room, they did not find their leader lying slumped on the sofa. Instead they were faced with the body of a middle aged pig, dressed in a Nazi uniform.
How this came to be is one of the secrets revealed in the book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade. As the title suggests, there is also a lot of secret information about Barack Obama brought into the public domain for the first time. Read this book and the mystery of the presidents ancestry will no longer be so mysterious. The truth will be very embarrassing for him, but then the truth always is.
In this book, which must be one of the funniest political satires I have ever read, few sacred cowsremain unpoked. Even Queen Elizabeth the second finds herself at the centre of one particularly naughty chapter. This is one book you really have to read. I laughed right through it and you will as well.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: Laugh at Barack Obama. Making the president ridiculous


Author:
Kieron Appleyard (Silly)
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Date Posted: 06:19:39 05/06/13 Mon

For many people the President of the United States is no laughing matter. Still there are some people who can paint such a ridiculous vision of President Barack Obama has to leave you rolling around the room in laughter. One person who definitely does this is Christopher Antony Meade, in his very funny book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. I will not tell you too much about this book here, except to say, if you really like a good laugh at somebody taking the piss out of Barack Obama, this is one book you need to read.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
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Subject: Very funny and original book


Author:
Gerald Long (Very amused)
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Date Posted: 04:07:58 04/09/13 Tue

Visit and like the Facebook page of The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. Read some of the reviews of this very funny and original book.
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Subject: Funniest political comedy. Satirical mstertpiece.


Author:
Craig Anderson (Very amused)
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Date Posted: 04:04:04 04/05/13 Fri

If you want to give yourself a good laugh, read The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, the hilarious book by Christopher Antony Meade. This anarchic political comedy starts off as a rather conventional, but funny, tale about a cannibalistic zombie; but then takes the reader on a surreal journey through the strangest explanations ever given for such diverse subjects, as the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama and the real truth behind the deaths of Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler.
All is delivered in a style reminiscent of the best of high Victorian narrative literature. This only adds to the almost surreal sense of enjoyment that the reader gets from reading such a series of strange, but very entertaining tales.
I definitely recommend that you treat yourself to this book. You will never look at the world around you in the same way again.
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Subject: Dangerous book undermines respect for our politicians


Author:
Richard Cauldwell (Worried)
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Date Posted: 07:38:59 04/03/13 Wed

I object to this book because it is making fun of some people that I really admire, such as Barack Obama, Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler. Who does this guy Christopher Antony Meade think he is? How dare he poke fun at some of the icons of the last century? Who wants to know that Henry Kissinger once slept with a female pig, or that Barack Obama is part alien? (The evidence for that, apparently, can be discovered by examining the contents of his trousers). This novella, The Zombie, the cat and Barack Obama, is also packed with loads more accusations and gossip about many of the prominent people in the world today. I can't deny that it's very funny, because it undoubtedly is. But I do feel that the stories it contains should really never have seen the light of day. They are just too embarrassing in their revelations about the antics of our politicians. When people start laughing at their betters, society is embarking on a very perilous journey, one that can eventually end at revolution and social mayhem.
This is a very dangerous book and one that should never be given into the hands of young people or servants.
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Subject: Savage satire will leave you laughing for months


Author:
Cecil Aubrey (Doubled up with laughter)
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Date Posted: 04:43:15 04/01/13 Mon

I'm not really certain whether it is disrespectful or not to laugh at a book which mercilessly makes fun of some of the most well-known figures in the world of international politics. All I know for sure is that when I read The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, I just couldn't stop laughing. The author Christopher Antony Meade just seems to have a talent for making the most powerful people look totally ridiculous. Barack Obama is just one of the characters lampooned in this very clever and savagely ridiculing novella. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin laden, the Illuminati and the three little pigs all come in for a pasting. The world, as described by Mr Meade, is almost unreal in its absurdity but, like all great satire, the reader is left with the niggling suspicion that all of what he is reading may just well be true.
If you do nothing else for your entertainment this year, at least read this book. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama will leave you chuckling for months.
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Subject: If you like to laugh a lot, this hilarious satire is perfect


Author:
Rupert Redman (Tickled a lot)
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Date Posted: 09:03:05 03/30/13 Sat

I won't bore you too much by going into too much detail about this really funny book called The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. It was written by the talented Irish political satirist Christopher Antony Meade and it is a spoof on conspiracy theories, most especially on those about the Illuminati, Area 51, and the rumours about the ancestry and origins of United States President Barack Obama.
The unbridled imagination of Meade brings the reader into a world, that is as surreal as it is funny. The book gets off to a flying start with a zombie story, (but not like any encountered before). The zombie is actually a very talented classical musician as well as a brain eating psychopath. The transformation of this undead monster into something different, but totally unexpected, moves the story into more elevated, but surreally funny realms.
Rather than spoil things by giving the rest of the story away, I will suggest simply that you avail yourself of the first opportunity to read this irreverently hilarious novella.
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Subject: Check out this great and funny book. Excellent example of political satire


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Date Posted: 03:08:19 03/26/13 Tue

Visit and LIKE the Facebook page for The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade.
You can read some FREE extracts from this devastatingly funny political satire and check out some of the reviews from other writers as well.
If you would like to treat yourself to the complete novella, its available from Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Barnes and Noble and most other online retailers.
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Subject: The best of political satire. A really funny and irreverent book


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Oliver Mc Namara (Laughter and good cheer)
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Date Posted: 03:15:38 03/25/13 Mon

There are some books which are just so funny that it is almost impossible to put them down. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade is one of that happy Breed. From the opening chapter, where the reader is introduced to the ravening, but musically talented, zombie Julian Faversham; to the finale and the encounter between the zombie and Barack Obama, the reader is taken on a surreal journey that takes ranges through Area 51 to the death of Adolf Hitler and a lot more besides. All these subjects are treated with an almost nihilistic irreverence, which gives a new and very funny twist to political satire. The fortunate reader might find this book to be one of the funniest he or she has ever read, but you can guarantee that the various politicians and public figures, mercilessly lampooned in its pages will find it less than amusing.
If you want to read a really good book, that will leave you laughing uncontrollably at the pretensions of those who set themselves up as our rulers, buy this one. If you are a politician or a public figure, take a chill pill before reading it. You will need to.
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Subject: New political satire mercilessly ridicules Barack Obama


Author:
Arnold Letwyn (Laughing a lot.)
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Date Posted: 10:14:51 03/23/13 Sat

Any writer who has the nerve to lampoon powerful politicians and public figures the way Christopher Antony Meade does in his outrageously satirical book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama deserves to have his work read much more widely. The savagely merciless way in which he makes fun of United States President Barack Obama makes this book one of the great classics of modern political satire.
The hapless Obama is not the only politician who is ridiculed in this very funny, but totally irreverent, novella. The former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger is also the target of Meades cutting ridicule and if late Director of the FBI J Edgar Hoover was still alive, he would probably be squirming with embarrassment.
I won't tell you too much more of what you can expect from reading this mad, but totally hilarious, new book. I will tell you however that, as the title suggests, there is a zombie and more than one cat as leading characters. The interaction of these disparate characters, with various very famous individuals, provides some of the greatest comedy moments in modern literature.
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Subject: Scandalous book disrespects American statesmen and United States values


Author:
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Date Posted: 06:26:41 03/23/13 Sat

The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama must be one of the weirdest and corrupting books ever published. The author of this novella, Christopher Antony Meade, has a perverted imagination, unlike almost any other I have ever come across. The notion that our president Barack Obama is a hapless wuss, who starts screaming for help just because he is attacked by a brain eating zombie and goes into panic mode when the killing of Osama bin Laden doesn't go according to plan, is an insult to the integrity and capability of this great statesman.
The libellous assertion by that lie peddling, spawn of the devil Meade, that President Obamas maternal grandfather is a shape shifting alien, should not go unchallenged. Not even the dead patriots are left to rest in peace in this outrageous and corrupting e-book. The rumour that the late great director of the FBI, J Edgar Hoover, was addicted to cross-dressing is paraded in these pages for the whole world to laugh at. Many more great statesman are ridiculed here, including Henry Kissinger, who is said to have had an affair with a shape shifting Illuminati agent.
It is the opinion of this patriot, that all right minded people should download and read this book straightaway. Then when they are suitably brought to a condition of righteous indignation, they should petition the United States government to trace down this traitorous scumbag Christopher Antony Meade, to whatever stone he may be lurking under and have him transported without delay to Guantnamo Bay. While there he can sample the delights of water boarding as patriotic American agents try to find out what other embarrassing secrets about our innocent public servants he is hiding in his cesspit of a brain.
Some gullible idiots have actually written reviews stating that this book is a triumph of imaginative writing and Amazon have actually been so un-American, as to allow them to post them on a website where this piece of calumny can actually be bought.
It is even possible to sample the first chapters for FREE.
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Subject: Corruption and sex scandals at the heart of United States government


Author:
James Robert Hartley (Shocked)
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Date Posted: 09:50:31 03/22/13 Fri

When former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger had an affair with a shape shifting Illuminati agent in the 1970s, he little thought that the result would be the building of a large Illuminati base on the moon. That's the kind of thing that happens unfortunately when you let shape shifters gain access to your erogenous zones. The true story of this dangerous liaison in the higher echelons of the United States government is revealed in the book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by that tireless exposer of the corruption (and shagging) at the heart of the American administration, Christopher Antony Meade.
You may think Bill Clinton was the only top official who couldn't keep his particulars under discreet cover. Believe me there were many more.
If you want to find out more about the scandals that surround the lives of those who claim to be our betters, read this book.
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Subject: Controversial book details plot to destroy Barack Obama and America


Author:
Eric Dierker (Outraged)
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Date Posted: 04:39:48 03/20/13 Wed

Das Capital, The Communist Manifesto and Don Quixote are shadows compared to this. It is ruinous.


America and its greatest allies will suffer at the hand of this lunatic and President of a clandestine organization hell bent on wreaking havoc. This book is like an ugly car wreck that you just have to slow down to look at. Oh it starts out harmless enough with a lovely household setting and beautiful piano music --- but that is only to lure you in.

Britain is most distastefully slandered by this worse than wiki leaks scandal. Is not at least the Royal Family safe from this author villain? All cats are now suspect, much worse than the Red scare.


Be afraid-- be very afraid. Just drop the gun and run.


How he seeks to destroy the office of the President of the United States is no less than an act of war. This Novella, if you can call it that, goes so far as to defame the very pillar of propriety Henry Kissinger and mocks at the fragrant first lady

A small bit of truth makes for the grandest of lies. I will give the author this: he has done his homework and is clearly in the know. But that does not make dirty laundry clean!

Civic Duty is clear! Act now for your country!


Get this piece of trash and study it, and then call your representatives and write them that they have your total support during this horrible, horrible international crisis.

And for heavens sake, do not sign any petitions for the pardon of that cat, alien or not!


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Subject: Clever and very witty book


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 05:59:29 03/13/13 Wed

A zombie romp through alternative histories and conspiracy theories, told in the style of an old-fashioned Victorian English ghost story.

Packs in a lot of clever ideas and twists and turns for a novella, rewriting and interweaving history and fairytales with irreverence. Like one of the reviewers above, I too would have liked this to have been a longer tale - I felt that it stopped short of fully exploring the possibilities, and thought the onslaught of ideas needed the space of a full-length novel.

The humour (and there is a lot of it) is part-farce and part-Dickensian (the protagonist Anton's landlord is named 'Gutterskunk' in true 'Oliver Twist' style), slamming together alien shape-shifters with Lewis Carroll's Wonderland world, as well as some of the most loved, and some of the most reviled figures in history, from Obama to Hitler.

Faversham the gentleman zombie is memorable, delectable and horrific (and a warning for the squeamish: Meade pulls no punches in describing his more odoriferous and homicidal qualities).

An entertaining, off-the-wall tale.
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Subject: Good pussy is the best but bad pussy is dangerous


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:48:36 03/11/13 Mon

Not every pussy can be a pleasure to stroke. The pussy that attempted to get into the bed of President Barack Obama was definitely not a very lovely pussy. This was a shape-shifting zombie pussy that had designs on the presidential brain, rather than on any more pleasure-inducing organ.
The fact that this decomposing, but alive, monstrosity launched its attack while the President and First Lady were staying in Buckingham Palace just added to the terror caused by this mouldy pussy. The last thing any man, or indeed woman, needs is to be sharing their bed with a smelly and ravenous pussy.
So how did this evil pussy get to be in Buckingham Palace in the first place and what made Barack Obama so attractive to the devil-spawned feline?
The answer to this and many other pussy related questions can be found in The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, the outrageous satire on politicians and pussies, by that master of macabre pussy related literature, Christopher Antony Meade. Many other topical subjects are covered in this totally off the wall book. Some involve pussy and some do not, but all will have you falling off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Just simply a really funny book


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:39:39 03/10/13 Sun

The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I wont spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. Its better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Original, outrageous and very funny book. A classic of political comedy


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:01:10 03/09/13 Sat

The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I wont spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. Its better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Cleaning the White House. The problems in maintaing a historic building


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 08:16:55 03/05/13 Tue

Cleaning the White House has become quite a problem since Barack Obama became the chief executive of the United States. Its not just that the vibrations at night, from the thunderous snoring of Michelle Obama, shakes the entire building and sends flakes of loose plaster to the floor, for the hard-pressed cleaners to get rid of in the morning; but the President himself has taken to prowling around the executive mansion at night, to mark his territory with tom-cat spray. (This is because Barack Obama is one quarter cat on his mothers side). There are few things so difficult to clean off as tom-cat effluvium. So, what with this, plus the snoring-displaced plaster, the position of White House cleaner is far from an easy posting.
You may ask why Barack Obama has feline DNA and if Michelles snoring really is so unbearably loud. To find out the back story, you need to read The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by that master of political satire Christopher Antony Meade. Prepare to be taken on a very bumpy, but entertaining, ride. The answers to many more mysteries are to be found within the pages of this outrageously irreverent novella. Read about the odd origin of the Illuminati and about what really happened to the body of Adolf Hitler after his death. You may be convinced or you may just roll about laughing. Either way, this book is one everyone really ought to read.
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Subject: What happened to the body of Adolf Hitler? The true answer at last


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 05:03:45 03/05/13 Tue

When Adolf Hitler took that cyanide capsule in the bunker in Berlin in 1945, the guards that entered the room were shocked when they were not confronted by the body of their dead leader. What faced them was a sight that would haunt them for the rest of their lives. The dictator had, at the moment of death, transformed into something truly grotesque. His mistress Eva Braun, who had shared in the death pact, had changed as well, but not so revoltingly.
The following week, what remained of Hitler was giving a starring role at the victory banquet in Moscow, by order of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.
How did this all come to be? Why did the body of Hitler change and what did it change into?
The answer to these questions can be found in the startling and outrageous book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by that stalwart of the comic macabre, Christopher Antony Meade.
Not only, is the mystery of Hitlers fate uncovered, but many of the other great questions that have eluded answers are resolved here as well, such as the real origin and influence of the Illuminati and the catfood bill for the White House has been so high since the start of the presidency of Barack Obama.
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Subject: Buckingham Palace behind the scenes


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:24:53 03/04/13 Mon

It can be difficult enough to get to sleep at Buckingham Palace, what with the noise from marching bands rehearsing the latest royal ceremony, not to speak of the myriad of servants trying to do their cleaning jobs around the palace while the Royal Family try to snatch some rest. Somebody is always managing to knock over a Ming vase, or drop some silverware, just when Her Majesty is about to drop off. A maid once trod on the tail of a corgi one night and the startled yelping of the dog made sleep an impossibility for the much tried monarch and her long suffering consort.
But all these disturbances were as nothing compared with the shenanigans that occurred the night that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stayed overnight in the palace. The snoring of the American First Lady was likened, by those unfortunate enough to hear it that night, to a combination to the drone of a Lancaster bomber allied with the chuffing of an old fashioned steam train. When this cacophony was succeeded by ear-piercing screaming and shouting coming from the suite occupied by the presidential couple, it was more than the elderly royal couple could endure. Her Majesty, accompanied by Prince Philip, stormed down to the guest apartment and hammered on the door.
What was causing the disturbance? What awful sight met the eyes of Her Majesty and His Royal Highness when the door was opened?
The answer can be found in The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, the outrageously irreverent political satire by Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to many other questions of the age, such as, what really happened to Hitlers body and what embarrassing secret is hidden beneath Barack Obamas trousers can be found there too. You will probably be surprised and you will definitely be entertained.
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Subject: Michelle Obama and her embarrassing secret.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 06:47:45 03/03/13 Sun

When Michelle Obama sleeps, she snores so loudly that the walls of the White House almost shake.
Her nocturnal eruptions especially caused embarrassment during the state visit, which the presidential couple paid to Queen Elizabeth II in London last year. Nobody at Buckingham Palace could get any sleep. The Queen and Prince Philip had to hammer on the bedroom door, in order to command some peace. The snoring of the First Lady was not the only problem that had to be dealt with, that night in the palace. When Michelle started screaming, things really were becoming very dangerous.
What caused Mrs Obama to yell like a baby on that fateful night? Was it something to do with the secret that Barack keeps hidden in his trousers? What is that big secret?
The answer to these and a host of other intriguing mysteries can be found in the devastatingly funny political satire, The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade. Youve probably guessed, but there is a psychopathic brain-eating zombie in the book as well and it is neither Mitt Romney nor Hilary Clinton.
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Subject: Nasty surprise for Barack Obama at Buckingham Palace


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:24:49 03/01/13 Fri

When Barack Obama stayed overnight in Buckingham Palace, during his state visit to the United Kingdom, he got a nasty surprise in the night. Michelle was not exactly thrilled either. The invasion of the presidential bedroom comes at the culmination of The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama, the outrageously irreverent and very funny book by Christopher Antony Meade.
This is not the only part of this novella that will have the reader rolling with laughter. The Illuminati conspiracy, the death of Osama bin Laden and the ancestry of Barack Obama also get the special Christopher Antony Meade treatment. That is to say that all of these stories are most mercilessly lampooned. Watch out for some rather novel reasons for the world recession and climate change also.
This is definitely a book that deserves to have a wide readership. It certainly contributes to the gaiety of nations.
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Subject: Laughing at the President. When Barack Obama got attacked by a zombie.


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Date Posted: 06:10:31 02/27/13 Wed

One of the funniest scenes in this very funny book is the one in which Barack Obama gets attacked by a psychopathic zombie cat/shape-shifter. The fact that it occurs in Buckingham Palace just adds to the nonsensical surrealism.
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied End of The World. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that dont feel the lacerations of the authors tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The real story of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I dont want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.
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