Create a New Forum Admin Login Member Login Contribute to Voyager Search VoyForums Help Desk VoyForums Exchange VoyForums Directory/Categories VoyForums Homepage VoyForums News FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: [1] ]

• WoW! Great board! -- Cristina, 16:41:50 03/03/02 Sun
  This board is great! And also nonsense-free, unlike the official one! No foul moths about! heeheehee...
  (those of you that have been to the official board know about those pesky foul moths, don't you?)
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• I wanna play sexytunes... -- Becky, 06:50:47 01/29/02 Tue
  I wanna play sexytunes...
  
  If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!
  
  We will shag him as soon as we know how.
  
  Big fuckoff beards!
  
  I want to fill this rat with the entire Gobi Desert.
  
  I want to live till I die. No more. No less.
  
  Your cat is drilling behind the sofa.
  
  We left an ordinary horse. Byeeee. Thought you'd like it.
  
  The NRA says guns don't kill people...people kill people. I think the gun helps!
  
  I don't mind homophobics. As long as they do it behind closed doors.
  
  I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
  
  What can be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade?
  
  I did a bit of Latin in my time. But I can control it.
  
  We want speed archaeology! Big fuckoff diggers!
  
  Oranges and pears can fuck off! They're ripe for HALF AN HOUR.
  
  Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world!
  
  Ello, we're murderers...er....twix, please.
  
  There was supposed to be a moral to this story. But because I'm dyslexic, it is in fact...a marble.
  
  God to Noah: No, make it an Arc. With a big room for poo.
  
  Cake or death?
  
  Some people aren't on the edge...they're right on the lid.
  
  And after a while, Noah realised he was actually punching a baboon.
  
  Elephants were much more lithe in Roman times. Much more like Austrian ski instructors.
  
  I'm covered in beeees!
  
  Dear Paul...brackets - Saint, apparently - ...fuck off! Love and kisses, the Corinthians.
  
  Danger could be my middle name. But it's John.
  
  Stand well back, never go back to the universe once it's been lit.
  
  I will eat all the leaves on this tree and then other giraffes may die. I am an evil herbivore.
  
  Twang 'em into a tree.
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: I wanna play sexytunes... -- sunny, 07:11:38 10/26/02 Sat
  
  
• I'm thinking queue 5 -- BlackGarden, 12:28:18 01/11/02 Fri
  What do you think Dr Heimlich?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • I am thinking that I agree with you....but maybe his wife will be in line as well...lol (NT) -- Robyn, 23:09:27 01/12/02 Sat
  
  
• My forum -- Kristen Elizabeth, 14:19:01 08/07/02 Wed
  Hello everyone! I wanted to ask any of you who know and love John Hannah , who you'll probably know as Leo from Circus, also starring Eddie Izzard, to please join my forum. It's the John Hannah forum, and I am kinda new here, but you can get to it here:
  http://www.voy.com/99400/
  Thanks for your time and I hope some of you join. I'll stay active here too. :D
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: My forum -- Robin Williams devotee, 21:00:20 10/09/02 Wed
  
  
• The cat dodged & curiosity got me. -- Stephanie, 20:01:26 01/25/03 Sat
  Just stopped in to say Hello. Didn't know who this man was until I made a comment at work about NYC smoking (soon no drinking or talking) & one of my associates almost fell out of her chair. She then informed me about Mr. Izzard & the hunt was on. All I have to say is.......DAMN!!!!(that's damn in a "damn, he's fine" kind of way) Now I'm not partial to blue eyes but......DAMN!!!! I mean........DAMN!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• I clam India for Britian! -- DoBeeDeux, 14:28:45 07/07/01 Sat
  Maybe Eddie will christen this board with a little kiss!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: I clam India for Britian! -- ormila bhoopaul, 18:51:13 01/12/02 Sat
  • It is from Eddie's Dress to Kill show...hope that helps (NT) -- Robyn, 23:10:29 01/12/02 Sat
  • Re: I clam India for Britian! -- Sid James, 02:49:56 03/04/02 Mon
  
  
• The lovely photos -- heidi joy, 04:32:11 07/11/01 Wed
  Where did you get all of the lovely photos?
  
  Is there some, portraits of Fabulous web site that i don't know about?
  
  Do share.
  
  I think the site looks great. And that's my proffesional opinion!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• really hot man -- em, 02:19:27 09/07/02 Sat
  Um...is it me, or is Eddie Izzard the hottest man to ever walk the earth?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Eddie -- Lucinda, 15:02:56 08/06/02 Tue
  JEEZIE CREEZIE, how the hell is everyone?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: Eddie -- em, 02:20:42 09/07/02 Sat
  • Re: Eddie -- em, 14:54:23 09/29/02 Sun
    • Re: Eddie -- Tamie, 15:10:46 12/27/02 Fri
  
  
• Great site! -- TortureFairy, 10:17:42 12/03/02 Tue
  Robyn, Fab site! You did an excellent job and I'm there with you on the UNREPEATABLES! Something about a bloke in a dress. ~wiggles brows~
  
  Keep up the great work!
  
  TF
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• eddie fan -- covered in bees, 16:03:26 10/26/02 Sat
  heellooo i have just found this forum just thought i would say hello to all you eddie fans out there got to go now i've left the gas on... no i haven't i'm a fu@king squirrel... so how am i typing this!!!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• UK V U.S.A Eddie Izzard releases -- Sarah Ure, 06:55:02 10/13/02 Sun
  UK Eddie Izzard Releases
  
  Circle - with 30 minutes behind U.S.A tour.
  spike millgan I told you I was ill - DVD possible i have it recorded from BBC2 anyway.
  Spike millgan biography - Author eddie izzard.
  The revegers tragedy release in UK first at UK cinema's next febuary supposed of been release this month.
  A day in the death of joe egg was shown on bbc4 twice but no plans as yet to released it on bbc worldwide dvd/video or broadcast it on bbc1 or bbc2. I think Ella communcations adn vision vide could by the copyright of it and release it it be a huge seller.
  
  
  U.S.A Eddie Izzard releases
  
  Dress to kill - dvd plus bonus french concert.
  The cats meow - won 24 rave reviews made over 10 million dollers at the cinema nad film festivals - dvd
  the crimnal - dvd
  All the queens men slected u.s.a cinemas release and lots of film premiers.
  his westend rave reviewed hit play A day in the death of joe egg opens in broadway next year - march follwed by a U.S.A tour, (he should tour Europe and UK first thats my view).
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Izzard Enigmatico -- Lucinda, 16:27:42 07/31/02 Wed
  Is anybody out there? Anyway, has anyone seen the newest
  Robin Williams Live? Don't get me wrong on this, I love
  Williams, but, doesn't his stand up sound alot like Eddie?
  This performance is the best comedy I've ever seen Robin do.
  But they should have called it Dress to Kill the sequel. I
  looked for Izzards' name in the credits but no could find...
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Izzard the enigmatico -- Lucinda, 13:49:42 07/31/02 Wed
  I recommend Izzard humor regularly, like enimas. Laugh the
  crappy-doos away. "Life is short cause when you die....
  ...you look a mess"!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• eddie -- robadini (robyn), 02:22:37 06/15/02 Sat
  hey!! just found the site an its the best izzard site iv evr been to. kind of saw my name and thought hmm, interesting.
  i like my women like i like my coffee....covered in bees!
  
  armageddon, which is short for, armageddon outta here
  
  i am an evil giraffe, i shall eat all the leaves on this tree, then there will be none left and other giraffes may die, i am an evil herbivore
  
  five minutes later he brings out jammie dodgers..
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• the book! -- heidijoy, 06:05:28 07/13/01 Fri
  is there a difference between the hard cover and soft. like more pictures or something. i got the soft back version on ebay. do i need to buy the hard cover too? i've tried to order the book in the local shops, but it's just easier to get things like that on line.
  
  so if anyone knows, please fill me in. thanks
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Soft cover doesn't have as many pics as the hard. Go to amazon.co.uk (NOT the US amazon)! (NT) -- DoBeeDeux, 06:44:13 07/15/01 Sun
    • hey hey hey -- Leeroy, 18:56:50 06/03/02 Mon
  
  
• Squirrel -- Will, 05:20:06 04/22/02 Mon
  Great board "Squirrels always look around like 'Did I leave the gas on?' No, I'm a f*cking squirrel!"
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Cool Site -- Kate, 21:01:34 04/12/02 Fri
  Hey,
  
  This is a cool forum, I love Eddie Izzard aka. Jeff the God of Buscuits! I hope that you will stop by my forum, it is dedicated to Charlie Chaplin (who i'm sure you know our friend Eddie plays in the new film Cat's Meow). The address is voy.com/68068/, stop by!
  
  Kate
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Nice page -- Jackie, 23:38:22 03/04/02 Mon
  This is an awesome, awesome site,... Worthy of the appreciation by Eddie Izzard
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: Nice page -- Robyn, 20:28:13 03/18/02 Mon
  
  
• oooooo new -- chris, 05:26:40 11/15/01 Thu
  
  
  anyone seen sebastian...he has my matches?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: oooooo new -- jackie, 23:31:02 03/04/02 Mon
  
  
• MWAH! -- Mrs B, 13:46:58 07/15/01 Sun
  Hi there!
  
  Great site and yet another board for me to waffle on! YAY!! :)
  
  Big squeezies!!!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: MWAH! -- Kristi, 16:10:28 01/22/02 Tue
    • Re: MWAH! -- Robyn, 12:57:50 01/27/02 Sun
  • Thanks for coming Ms. B!!!!! Yeah.....my board is finally up and hopping!! LOL (NT) -- Robyn, 12:56:30 01/27/02 Sun
  
  
• I want a flag! -- junglegirljlt, 20:09:33 01/04/02 Fri
  Robyn, can you get me a flag?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Well if you work hard in school...maybe one day...I am only kidding you want me to make you one??? (NT) -- Robyn, 23:11:43 01/12/02 Sat
  • Re: I want a flag! -- Janet, 19:15:40 01/21/02 Mon
  
  
• well, *I* have a flag, and i want to build my own little empire -- béla, 03:16:46 12/27/01 Thu
  .. b4 we have another World War and i lose everything again...
  
  thought you could get away from chris, didn't you? WRONG? i find you ..... i can see yoooooo!
  
  ah well.
  
  Robyn, would it be ok if a few izzardites invade your chat room next sunday, about 20:00 french banana time ... that's 14:00 hrs in nyc and 19:00 hrs in london.
  
  lemme know if that is ok with you. otherwise ... we'd do it anyway!! bwahahahaha! sorry, i watched too much Pinky and the Brain!
  
  see you
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• HI -- Leslie, 14:55:54 10/05/01 Fri
  Good stuff!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Eddie :D -- Robyn Elizabeth, 20:04:01 09/13/01 Thu
  Hey all! I just wanted to drop a line and say how much talent Eddie has! He's a very gifted comedian. I hope I get a chance to see him at one of his performances. That would be just great. Keep up the great work, Eddie!
  Love,
  Robyn Elizabeth
  
  P.S. La plume de ta tante est sur la chaise de ta tante!!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• I was trying to post this... -- Emmie, 19:42:58 08/06/01 Mon
  
  *sigh*
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  Replies:

  • Re: I was trying to post this... -- Dragmar, 07:15:46 08/07/01 Tue
  
  
• Wife? Don't think so...Girlfriend? Maybe... -- Emmie, 19:41:36 08/06/01 Mon
  We've heard it could be Sarah Townsend, the woman who writes the music for his videos...
  
  If it is, or isn't, it still doesn't stop us from having big crushes on him...we hope she doesn't mind....
  
  *sigh*
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• question -- star, 11:53:52 07/25/01 Wed
  all i really want to know is if anyone knows if he has a girlfriend or wife at all at this time?
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Hi how ya doing? Just popping in with a little gift -- Bean, 11:19:12 07/20/01 Fri
  
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Fantastic so far!! I'm still poking around.. -- Teri, 09:15:18 07/12/01 Thu
  [ Edit | View ]
  
  
• Flags -- Sarah, 22:43:19 07/11/01 Wed
  Love the site dahling! and what a great name for the message board!! Eddie would be proud!
  

  [ Edit | View ]
  
  

• Neat idea but the text is gone all freaky, can ya fix it hun?? -- Bean *love the new site!*, 18:18:44 07/08/01 Sun
  [ Edit | View ]