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Date Posted: 11:14:01 01/17/00 Mon
Author: Sparky Griswold
Subject: i love U2

I used to love U2 until i went to a concert of theirs! I was in the front row and very excited to see Bono, Edge, Larry and Adam! Then they came out and I saw Bono. But he swayed as he walked and it clued me in that he was extremely drunk! He then approached the front of the stage and mooned the crowd!! I saw his hairy dick and balls!!! I was soo appalled as some of his ball sweat hit me in the face!!! Ooooh i cried as he farted into the microphone!! I was soo sad that my hero would do such a thing! Well after prancing around the stage for about 20 minutes with his pants down around his ankles...the security guards grabbed him and drug him off stage as he vomited all over himself...the show was cancelled and we all got our money back....damn you bono..i expected more from you than a mouthful of scrotum sweat!

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