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Date Posted: 13:47:33 01/17/00 Mon
Author: Young Man Spivey
Subject: I was at that same show!!!

I went to the same show as Sparky!! Only my experience was quite different.....I saw what happened to Bono, and the show was cancelled. I left the arena angry and dejected, when I heard some one say "HEY! Kid, come 'ere!"....it was the Edge!!! I asked him to autograph my shoe (since I hasd no paper) and he did!! Then, he said "I called you up for a reason, Kid- do you know any of our lyrics?"
"Yes, of course," I said. "Well, then," said Edge, "sing Even Better Than The Real Thing for me." "Uh.....ok," was my response. I began to sing, and as I did, Edge pulled down my bright red Knickers and prooceded to molest my junk! I stopped singing, but then Edge punched my genitalia as hard as he could and yelled "KEEP SINGING!!!!" I began to weep, but kept singing. Edge then jacked off while having me bent over, and he stared into my manly butthole as he came. "Wow," he said after wards, "Bono's right-that IS even better than the real thing."

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