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Date Posted: 15:18:36 01/21/05 Fri
Author: bill
Subject: Hang in there Sponge Bob... Everybody stand up and sing "We are family!"

Thank you Dr. James Dobson for sharing your bizarre imagination with us.

Let me get this right...

Bob the Builder looks very Village People in his flannel and tool belt. Dora the Explorer sports a butch haircut and her backpack straps make her look like she's wearing a pink triangle on her shirt. Arthur the Aardvark wears a fuzzy cardigan sweater, has a toy dog and hangs out with a gourmand called Buster.

Meanwhile, Big Bird is now over 35 years old and is still skulking around playgrounds talking to children.

But the biggest offender of all is Sponge Bob Square Pants because he once held Patrick the Starfish's hand while crossing the street?

Hey, its not like he was holding Tinky winky's purse in Smurf Village!!

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[> Re: Hang in there Sponge Bob... Everybody stand up and sing "We are family!" -- pattybear, 17:01:03 01/21/05 Fri [1]

I was wondering when you'd get around to posting something about poor Sponge Bob now that he's been "outed". Nice use of your work time!


*kiss*


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[> Re: Spongebob -- Femok, 13:50:55 01/23/05 Sun [1]

I went looking for a quote that Spongebob would use to refute this gross assassination on his character, and I think this is what he would have to say about the matter: "Oh, barnacles!"


BUT! I may have been too hasty. It seems there is some credibility to these seemingly spurious claims about Spongebob. Read on:



Spongebob:

"I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"Bring it around town!"

"Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

"Can't have dirty garbage!"

"No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"

"You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!"

"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"

"My lips are a little dry..."

"Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."

"SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"

"Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose


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[> [> LOL! -- pattybear, 22:34:24 01/23/05 Sun [1]


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[> Re: Spongebob -- Femok, 13:51:55 01/23/05 Sun [1]

I went looking for a quote that Spongebob would use to refute this gross assassination on his character, and I think this is what he would have to say about the matter: "Oh, barnacles!"


BUT! I may have been too hastyin my defence. It seems there is some credibility to these seemingly spurious claims about Spongebob. Read on:



Spongebob:

"I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"Bring it around town!"

"Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

"Can't have dirty garbage!"

"No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"

"You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!"

"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"

"My lips are a little dry..."

"Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."

"SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"

"Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose


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[> [> Oops, sorry about repeat -- ReFemok, 14:07:49 01/24/05 Mon [1]


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